Sold Topless German Hardcore Extreme Sexfist

[Jim Bell]

Not had this long, and unfortunately may have to move it on as I'm too large to be comfortable in it. Its doing my back in sitting hunched up when the weather isnt conducive to putting the roof in the boot (though I am exeptionally large)

 

 

So, I AM SELL MY CAR NOW AS TO GET NEW CAR AS SO FOR SAIL.

No timewastrels.

 

 

1997 Mercedes Benz SLK 230 Kompressor.

In English, thats the one with the chain timed 2.3 supercharged 193bhp sexpiss engine. Traction control/stability system gets ALL the power on the road.

Will knock your hat off AND be north of 100mph before it hits the ground.

Has the fancy "learning" gearbox that LITTERALLY learns your driving style and shifts accordingly - easy to reset if you want to set it for MPG or BOY RACER.

 

125k - Dealer stamped service history to just over 10000k

 

Full MOT - No advisories.

 

6 Months Tax.

 

Spec.

 

RARE BLACK PAINT!!

 

Electric marrows.

Electric widdows.

Electric steering.

Electric locks.

Electric folding hard top.

Electric headlight washers that pop out of the bummer like magic.

Cruise control.

External temp gauge.

Two stage heated leather chairs.

Air Con (I think)

Aftermarket CD player, still has the amazing original Bose speakers (6 of) though.

 

18" AMG Monoblock Split rim wheels with very recent tyres (apparently worth north of £800? ??!!!??

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-AMG-Monoblock-18-two-piece-alloy-wheels-split-rim-oz-brabus-sl-R129-bbs-/331247218351?pt=UK_CarParts_Acc_Wheels_tyres_Trims_Car_Rims_ET&hash=item4d1fdf6eaf )

 

Brakes great, shifts great, runs smashing, pulls like a train going toward a horse,

MPG is actual 30mpg local stop start.

 

Roof functions exactly as it should, at the speed it should, with no issues.

 

Sports an aftermarket K&N panel filter in the original airbox housing.

 

Pics:

 

 

Roof on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roof off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interior

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad bits:

 

Two very small chips on windscreen. Well out of field of vision.

 

Some chips, scratches, scuffs to paint. Nothing bad, but not perfect either.

 

Air con doesnt blow cold. (ebay mode) Probably just needs regassing (end ebay mode)

 

Main beam and dipped beam function as they should, but the stalk "flash" function doesnt work? Switch?

 

 

 

 

Ebay seems to think that similar cars of a similar age are worth £2000-£2250.

I'm asking what I paid Daveb47 for it not so long ago:

£1650 - which includes the tax.

 

Based north east, very close to public transport, A19, A1.

 

 

May part ex, but no projects.

 

 

Cheers all.

 

 

Any questions, just ask.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Parky]

Jeez, that's cheap, a lot of car for the money Mr Shitpeas! Not in the market for wheels but GLWTS

[Partridge]

Jesus, get rid of that quick! Next you'll be wearing blue teeth and pink shirts.

[Jim Bell]

Jeez, that's cheap, a lot of car for the money Mr Shitpeas! Not in the market for wheels but GLWTS

 

It is cheap fella.

 

If someone wants to find a cheaper comparable black one, I will reward their endevour with a free Autoshite decal.

[Paul Dupart]

That's a good price, does it come with the Ice Cream van?

[Partridge]

Does it come with the ruins in the background?

[Jim Bell]

Yes, but if you want monkeys blood, it's extra.

[Partridge]

Tight fisted BASTARD!

[overrun]

Yes, but if you want monkeys blood, it's extra.

That is a North East only saying and an outdated one at that.

I had a 99 last week and requested monkeys blood. I wish the place had a juke box, cos the music would have stopped.

 

Monkeys blood 4 lyf!

 

I have driven this motor and it goes like a censored and the top is cool as.

Sporty

Lightweight

Kompact

 

APPROVAL: STAMP OF

[The Moog]

So tempted, my gf loves it. I have job interview tomorrow and if i get it i will come bearing queens head and a Saab convertible

[Negative Creep]

Absolutely lovely, but out of my price range unfortunately

[Guest Breadvan72]

Not my bag, but that is a foucan bargatron.

 

Viel glück mit dem verkauf.

[cms206]

I can wholeheartedly approve of this seller, A1+++++++++++

[chrisjvm]

Bing Bong 'Would the owner of the black Mercedes sportscar registration number P3RMS please return to his vehicle,Joe our shopping trolley operative has your 'Boy' baseball cap which you dropped as you got out of your vehicle,Thank you'

 

GLWTS Mr Shitpeas ... Looks a tidy mowta.

[Jim Bell]

Von Dutch actually you cheeky fucker.

 

The feedback I've had so far is that it's suspiciously cheap. There must be something wrong with it.

 

 

So it's probably going on eBay at an inflated price so people can beat me down and believe they're getting a bargain.

 

Bit of a pantomime, but apparently that's the way you do things.

 

 

 

Till then, just gonna keep enjoying the sun and the exhaust note.

[Cavcraft]

I do like that and wanted it first time round. What sort of SAAB CONVERTIBLE did you want to swap it for if indeed I had a SAAB CONVERTIBLE to swap you, especially a nice SAAB CONVERTIBLE. 

[Jim Bell]

Not really after a Saab convertable Billy.

I don't like soft tops as a rule. Folding hard tops are vastly superior in every respect and are irresitable due to engineering, but I'm no fan of fabric.

 

I do take cash though.

[Cavcraft]

DINT WONT IT NE WAY M8

[xtriple]

I like these no end (big Merc fan - had a 129 and a 230 in recent years) but can't have one 'cos there are no rear seats.... bugger!

[Negative Creep]

I do like that and wanted it first time round. What sort of SAAB CONVERTIBLE did you want to swap it for if indeed I had a SAAB CONVERTIBLE to swap you, especially a nice SAAB CONVERTIBLE. 

 

 

Just out of interest, what is this SAAB CONVERTIBLE and where would it be?

[DVee8]

I like SAAB convertibles as well.

[Jim Bell]

Behold, engineering!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a couple of arse shots:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[drum]

Do you mind if I share your pics with someone who might like this?

[Jim Bell]

Do you mind if I share your pics with someone who might like this?

 

Course not.

 

I dont even mind if theyre published in a magazine without my permission, giving me no credit.

[oman5]

damn, I don't really do mercs but this thing is lovely, so temptingly cheap

[ERNO]

Made me think of this:

 

 

"Guys better show respect if they see man filling up in BP"

[garbaldy]

Mr shitpeas send me your contact number please.

[Jim Bell]

SOLD.

[Guest Breadvan72]

To the bloke who sat next to me on the 0653 Risborough to Marylebone this morning, when I flipped open my laptop and the title of this thread was prominently displayed on the screen, it's not what you think.

[anonymous user]

To the bloke who sat next to me on the 0653 Risborough to Marylebone this morning, when I flipped open my laptop and the title of this thread was prominently displayed on the screen, it's not what you think.

Was he disappointed?