Gutted, then not so gutted

[CortinaDave]

Read the first page, then flick to page 3, post 45 http://www.306gti6.com/forum/showthread ... 093&page=1

[r.welfare]

Sounds like the "6" in GTI-6 refers to the average owner's IQ

[Mr Lobster]

How could you forget that? Its depressing that people can be quite that stupid.

[Hertz]

My memory is bad but to forget you left a car somewhere is not good. I suspect he had taken some pills of some kind

[Torsten2001]

Oh you think that's bad, about two years ago I bought a VW Scirocco Storm from a guy in Kent, paid for it, lost the blokes number and do you think I can find the house? Not on your life, spent days looking for the place, no joy! Twunt!

[Torsten2001]

Oh, I was going to pick up the docs with the car, double twunt!

[MrRegieRitmo]

Oh, I was going to pick up the docs with the car, double twunt!

He must have loved you! Ref: the main topic, that's one of the funniest things I've read, much more amusing than that one with the motorbike I read recently, can't remember who posted it, that one was idiotic, whereas this one is laughably (bordering on worryingly!) daft.....

[Karmann Ghiaman]

In his own words: DEFINATELY a twat! (But at least he got the two pints of full fat milk, packet of cheese & onion Pringles & industrial size Fruit'n'Nut bar he first set out for).

[MrRegieRitmo]

(But at least he got the two pints of full fat milk, packet of cheese & onion Pringles & industrial size Fruit'n'Nut bar he first set out for).

He evidently forgot his loaf though!

[HillmanImp]

Similar story here. http://www.vx220.org.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=45198&hl=stolenDouchebag.

[RedSparrow]

Hmm...Im tempted to laugh at that, but I know if I do due to karma Ill do something equally as stupid!Like when I first passed my driving test and laughed at a girl in my 6th form as she crashed her car the day after passing hers. I suffered a similar accident 2 weeks later. Doh!Ramble over.

[pogweasel]

I have to confess to doing this on more than one occasion. Though usually quantities of ale have been involved. I.e. gone out for 1 small shandy and been co-erced into getting totally blathered. I remember once it taking a good couple of hours trudging in my student days before I actually recalled/found where I'd abandoned my transport. When I had my car nicked a few years ago, my first reaction upon opening the curtains and NOT seeing the car outside was that I must have left in some boozer car park. But then... check for fuzzy head - clear. Check for rumbly guts... clear. Bumhats, must have been filched then. Oh and like the man in question a few times I have gone into town, done what I wanted to do then casually strolled home, only realising several hours later that I have been a stupid mong.

[Split_Pin]

Lol I havent clicked on the link as this has been on every forum I use!The guy is practically famous now lol, but I wont slate him too much as its likely that I could do something similar!

[CortinaDave]

It was an incredibly dozy thing to do... over 100,000 hits on his thread now though, which takes some doing!

[pandamonium]

Two things- 1 - I drive everywhere so couldnt forget my car.2 - If I owned one of those, I'd deliberately forget where it was!

[mk2_craig]

I used to do this all the time, would drive my Jersey-registered piece of shit Fiesta into the centre of Edinburgh on a Friday evening, go drinking, bus into town Saturday evening, go drinking, forget all about the car until randomly coming across it between pubs the following Friday evening... covered in parking tickets and presumably next stop council vehicle pound. Get in, start car, drive to outside next pub, repeat the process...Never ever did get pursued for the money owing on the fines

[Guest greenvanman]

I'll put my hand up too...

 

It was some years back when I was a student, I was off to the pictures with a young lady. And as luck would have it the clutch had packed up on my scabby R5 that very day, but no fear - one of my housemates lent me his pea-green (with brown vinyl seats) Lada 1200. Anyway I picked her up and we got to the multiplex a bit early, but no problem as there was a pub about 1/2 a mile away. So back into the Russian shite and off for a swift half, then back to watch whatever it was (probably some chick flick) after parking in a different car park... of course we came out after the film and returned to the first car park where we leapt to the conclusion that someone had stolen the Lada.

 

We were both totally convinced that the car was gone, I was on the point of calling the cops. It was only when I headed back inside to use the phone - the car parks emptying out by now - that I spied a green brick-shaped object parked on the other side of the building...

[r.welfare]

Hey now, if you have your drinking trousers on things can be different, but this lad just popped down the shops.I've only left my car in town overnight once - you know the kind of evening, go in for one and then it snowballs - but when I came back the following morning to reclaim it, some oik had levered off all the badges from the back. It was a Honda Accord. Evidently the Beastie Boy lovers in Newbury have run out of VW's.

[Torsten2001]

Funnily enough I used to work for the Beastie Boys, they really do still get blamed for missing VW badges

[Lord Sterling]

"Dude wheres my car"

 

Lol, this can happen quite easily in thos horrid Tesco's car parks, my mum or dad would always for some reason ask me, where they had parked thier car!

 

I can vaugley remember something like that happening to me, but I did eventually find the car.

 

Lord Sterling

[andrew e]

Despite there being a 16v 306 on the drive (sans roof) if no beer's involved, TWUNT's the only word