Epic* Collection Thread, The Aftermath 2 revenge of the crap photos

[vulgalour]

I think we have been.  That was the worst update... EVER.

[hairnet]

shuda gon in roebuck ar kid

 

poundshop charger ftw tho

[barefoot]

That is shockingly bad, you could have had to push the car home and in comparison it would have been a winner.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

INTREPIDNESS: 6/10

 

STORY: 6.5/10

 

PICTURES: 0.2/10 NOT GOOD ENOUGH SEE ME

[M'coli]

Is this the place?

 

It has a Faceache page...

https://www.facebook.com/Theivoryurmston

[sporty-shite]

Is this the place?

 

It has a Faceache page...

https://www.facebook.com/Theivoryurmston

 

 

Yes. And it's awful. Truly awful.

[outlaw118]

Trust me chaps, I've been in worse places.....

 

Anyway, gonna have a go at update part 2, The Revenge Of The Crap Photographer

 

MOAR pictures of Euston, this one is "arty"* (or blurry shit if you prefer)

[outlaw118]

And the main hall, again, a bit fuzzy. Really need either a better camera, or to stop masturbating.

[outlaw118]

This is teh train wot took me "Oop Nawf"

[chaseracer]

Is there normally such a problem with distinguishing the platform from the train...?

[outlaw118]

The train left exactly on time, 1st stop Crewe....was the plan. As you can see, it's raining in Euston....

IIt lied and sat here for ages, for no apparent reason.

 

 

[chaseracer]

When was this? Saturday? I was in Stafford!

 

If only I'd known, etc...

 

[outlaw118]

Haha! No, it was Sunday.

 

Off at my 3rd or 4th change (busting for a piss and a fag) at Sunny Stockport.

[outlaw118]

I walked to the end of the platform, well out of the way of the 7 people on the concourse, and lit my fag. Bliss! Two drags later, some jobsworth announced over the tannoy "Would The passenger on platform 2 please note that this is a no smoking area".

 

Cockweasel.

 

So I finished it, it'd been hours since my last one, and by the time that matey could have made it down the end of the platform, I'd have been nicotined up anyway.

 

Next stop was to Manchester Oxford road, no pictures, nothing to see really.

I then attempted another fag, and got told off by the driver of the little diesel two coach jalopy that was taking me to Urmston!

 

As alluded to in my previous posts via my (not very)smartphone, got into Urmston just before 5pm, and retired to "The Steamhouse" http://www.thesteamhouse.co.uk/ which seemed like a nice place, Diet pepsi was £2.20 a pint, and served in a Thwaites glass, which I resisted the temptation to steal.

 

I'd received a message from JonDugWat that he was knocking off at 6pm, so I decided to investigate the amenities available along the main drag, whereupon I discovered the beautiful* surroundings of The Ivory as previously mentioned. The Diet Coke was £2 a pint in there, so as it seemed friendly enough I stayed there, downing two pints, and being called a "cocknee" by one of the regulars.

 

Dugong texted me asking for direction, so I went outside to a) have a tab, and b, to see if I could see a road name, (I couldn't understand the barman). He duly arrived and chewed the fat for a while until the arrival of Sporteh-Shite.

 

We then left Mr Dugong to ponder his supper options (Dorty Keebab or Indian or pizza?) and Mr S Shite then expertly piloted his Puma across to Shite-Towers for my first look at Puglet 2.

[outlaw118]

[outlaw118]

There she is, exactly as I expected, all present and correct. (I've since wrapped black tape around the cable ties on the mirror)

 

Money was exchanged, forms were filled, hands were shaken. I also borrowed 5 minutes worth of charge for my phone, which allowed me to make the final post, saying that the satnav was predicting a 12.30 arrival at Outlaw_Towers.

 

I then went in search of pez, as whilst Mrs_Shite had left some in there, it wouldn't be enough for the journey home. I found a pez station, and then spent what seemed like ages trying to find the release for the fuel filler flap. Fortunately I was the only one there, apart from a bloke in a hoody buying Rizlas and Jaffa Cakes.

 

[outlaw118]

Got under way, with the satnav now saying 12.40 and the phone completely dead, I decided to stop at a services to see if they had an in-car charger.

Everything appeared shut except a MuckDonald's, so not wishing to appear rude, I bought 20 nuggets and a double cheezburger, and settled into the half leather seats for the slog south.

 

[outlaw118]

75mph, steady as a rock, no real noise happening apart from the expected "They all do that Sir" rattles that happen with a 12 year old french motah.

 

So I then got brave.....

 

[outlaw118]

Not sure if this was me or the car shaking. Probably me, the car is in better nick than I am, and I had already made the decision not to smoke in it, so it was probably withdrawal symptoms.

 

Held up by roadworks as previously mentioned, got in and immediately bought an in-car charger off t'bay.

 

Monday early afternoon I took Pug2 to the local Bosnian/Romanian/Polish car wash, and gave the 22p to clean the outside and hoover inside. Then it started raining again. Piss.

 

Got back home, and managed to get inside the bootlid and pop most of the dent out of it, she now has a dimpled arse, rather than a dented one. This is when I taped up the mirror too.

 

Handover to stepdaughter took place Monday night, and she seemed pretty impressed at this point. When she came back from wherever she was (i was told but failed to listen/take in/ be arsed) she was super chuffed.

 

"It's really nippy!"  (Bearing in mind Pug1 was a 1.1 106)

"The seats are comfortable!" (see above)

"Everything works, and I'm not getting soaked by the sunroof, and the windows don't keep steaming up!" (Again, see above).

 

She's gone back to her dad's tonight, with some horrible dancey shit on the CD player, grinning all over her face.

 

To Summarize........

 

 

WEL GUD M8 WUD HAVE ANUVER.

[sporty-shite]

Glad she likes it. Bob. It's being sorely missed here, especially considering the 147 tax debacle.

[vulgalour]

I found a pez station, and then spent what seemed like ages trying to find the release for the fuel filler flap. Fortunately I was the only one there, apart from a bloke in a hoody buying Rizlas and Jaffa Cakes.

 

There's always some guy at a petrol station in the dead of night wearing a hoody and buying Rizlas and Jaffa Cakes.  They can't all be stoners.

[chaseracer]

...served in a Thwaites glass, which I resisted the temptation to steal.

 

This allows your resident lefty to share the outcome of the most imaginative piece of industrial action in recent weeks...

 

 

 

 

As you were.