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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Whoever invented those headlamp trims should be hurled into a box full of them and sealed in. They look f*cking awful on every poor car that's been forced to wear them. Only reason they stayed on my Westminster was because I never actually found out how they come off. The headlamps are inset on that too, so they were pretty much hidden.

peter9000uk Rank: Austin Maxi

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They've done 204 episodes :shock: God help the motoring public

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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Gimp my ride shed no doubt full of balsa wood, staples and hidden rot.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PIMP-MY-RIDE- ... 415bcb1c37

 

Ignoring for a second the fact that it's hilariously shit, you'd think that if they're asking >£20k for a ruined breadvan they'd at least have taken some proper pictures of it? :shock: Blimey. She'd do though.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Much as I love Innocentis, this does seem a tad overpriced for a damaged / repaired shell and (hopefully) the rest of the car in cardboard boxes.

 

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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The gimped up bread van Polo is a tad optimistic.

 

You can get a brand new Polo GTi for £19k with a few years warranty, ffs.

lancashireclamper Rank: Austin Maxi

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Wasn't there a line on "Not Going Out" where Tim Vine says he records Pimp my Ride and watches it backwards to see those horrible cars put back to the way they were; sounds like good telly to me!!

George-Roper Rank: BL Wedge

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Jesus H Norbert Christ on a Raleigh Chopper that Capri is bloody awful :cry:

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

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Jesus H Norbert Christ on a Raleigh Chopper that Capri is bloody awful :cry:

 

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Aye!

 

 

The write up is gr9.5 though!

To quote the "seller"

9. Taxed and mot'd 13/3/12

10. Twin choke webber and K&N filter

11. I'm the 3rd owner so I have all the history on car.

12. Brand new accelerator cable (old was sticking a little).

13. Stripped down carb and rebuilt with new gaskets.

14. Made in an Orwellian year 1984 :o

15. Custom plate "B52" like the bomber plane.

History of car is so good that I actually have plate swap doc!

16. Very Very Cheap car insurance!

 

It's my daily runner and will be sad to see it go

bought as seen)

 

all offers considered.

 

No 9. taxed unti; 13/3/12? No's 14 and 15 are obviously gr9 reasons to buy the car! :lol:

Plate swap doc :lol:

I would consider offering £250, in all honesty i do like the mk3 Capri but it would not be worth anymore to me because it's totally bastardised.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I would not swap a bag of horse shit for that Capri, as the horse shit would be useful on my allotment.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Roll up, roll up. Grab this eldery Transit with a shit cover plate.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Superb-Transi ... 3f0c41a058

 

'UNFORTUNATELY, SOME THEIVING BSTD STOLE THE WINCH WHILE IT WAS PARKED AT HOME!!! So it will need a new winch, but that is minor.There are a few bubbles on the front lower wheel arches, where it has been standing'

 

Obv. that's the only reason it isn't worth more than the bargain £6,000 asking price :roll:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Take one '93 Corolla 1.3, add some stickers and Ripspeed mats..... Charge £2800? Good luck

SPECIAL INTERNET REDUCED PRICE

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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Ok this is nice - low mileage and looked after. But is it £24.000 nice :shock:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-H ... 0614669390?

 

That's from the legendary "Robbing Ron" who's actually a nice bloke who only tends to deal in very nice stuff nowadays. He's near Wigan, which is a hot spot for nice Cosworths. He'll get very close to that for it. £24k is strong money as they were only £27k new, but it will be right.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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£24k is strong money as they were only £27k new, but it will be right.

 

In 1996!

 

Would you like some fries to go with that quantitative easing? 8)

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