ebay 'BARGAINS'

[ProgRocker]

^ I wonder if the bids are timewasters?

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mk1-escort-1969-/ ... 4158af6ad7

 

ill be very sad to see this little car go

 

Price: £3,000.00

[richardthestag]

^ I wonder if the bids are timewasters?

 

PM him in a couple of days and ask him if the ickle panda sold or not. bet you ass that it is still available

[ProgRocker]

1989 Toyota Corolla 1.3 GL in uber rare saloon shape with 37k miles.

 

Corollary

 

£1,695 BIN

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mini-/1806 ... 2a0fe94b59

 

Manufacturer: Mini

Model: Clubman

Engine Size: 1,099 cc

Type: Estate

 

Body kit zeemax

Bonet zeemax

Spoiler zeemax

Rims 13x7

Tyres Yokohama a048

Headlights Angel Ice

Mirror chrome

Rear lights custome cross

Airbrush by Finlandia

Rear camera

Radio pionner

4 monitos dvd

Full audio system rockford fosgate

4 woofer rockford T1

2 amplifire T2500 rockford

1 amplifire P400 rockford

2 capacitor rockford 2 farad

Xbox

Sport leather seats

Daemond

Full electrical recondition

 

Price: £28,000.00 Buy It Now

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WHAT THE F**K!!!!!

 

That is a new all-time low in terms of price realism.

[Alexg]

Yeah, who would have thought the 15k Panda would relinquish its crown so soon!

[Negative Creep]

Must be a typo or some kind of dodge ("yes love I put it on like you asked me to but for some reason it just didn't sell. Guess I'll have to keep it")

[Rhythm Thief]

You'd at least want an MOT and tax for 28 grand.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

My instant reaction to the mini was that it would be cheap because it must have been hit with a chav power stick at some point in it's life. I also weighed up how much it would cost to de-chav it. I'm surprised the owner sees this as an actual selling point...

[AeroNautiCal]

^ I wonder if the bids are timewasters?

 

They were!

 

Some pissed off Fiat owners had a giggle...

[revolting peasant]

[Cavcraft]

'replica'

 

£49,950.

[ashmicro]

Nicely executed, but that's a LOT of money.

[Pillock]

Agreed. Plus, ideally you'd take your £50k car out and immediately start aiming it at trees and deer which doesn't seem like a sound investment.

[eddyramrod]

^^Mr P, haven't you ever seen the Aston Martin Owners Club on a race day? 50K is pocket money...

[Rod/b]

For that sort of money you could get a Mk 1 Escort Popular with forest arches and a van engine. Why on earth would you want a Talbot?

[Cavcraft]

I bet you Pete-M is scanning eBay right now as he phones his mate in Czech.

[revolting peasant]

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Triumph-TR7-Coupe ... 45fa083436

 

Price: £7,500.00 Buy It Now

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Hey look, there's an MGB in the background of that shot.

[seth]

Hey look, there's an MGB in the background of that shot.

 

Looks more like a Horsey Horsless to me.

[Father Ted]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAGNETIC-LICENCE- ... 2c59eaf9d9

 

Nott a car, but I am staggered how they have managed to sell 51 allready.

 

 

Free delivery though

[revolting peasant]

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Seems a bit of a rip-off. You could use sellotape instead.

[revolting peasant]

[messerschmitt owner]

it's out of stock, hence the price - they don't want you to buy it but don't want to stop the listing - back in stock and it'll be 1.99 again

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rover-SD1-Vitesse ... 2310400e0a

 

The car only ever covered delivery miles, and has been dry stored,

 

these items are not included in this sale listing:

 

Trim & fittings

 

New original Rover headlights (dry stored UK dealer stock not recent ex-India items)

 

New original Rover front indicators (dry stored UK dealer stock not recent ex-India items)

 

New original Rover full set of door/side rubbing strips (dry stored UK dealer stock not recent ex-India items)

 

Full set dark walnut dash & door trims in mint condition

 

Tailgate struts, new.

 

Bonnet struts, new,

 

Bonnet strut brackets, zinc plated.

 

Bonnet hinges, zinc plated.

 

Tailgate air vents, new.

 

Bonnet heater inlet vent, new.

 

Front radiator grille & chrome trim, new.

 

 

 

Engine

 

Very high specification 5 litre Rover V8 engine newly built by V8 Developments with:

 

Wildcat cylinder heads with roller rockers (now sold)

 

Steel H beam rods

 

Forged pistons

 

Top-hat liners

 

Motec fuel injection system with launch control

 

Full serpentine front end (intermediate timing cover now sold but pulleys & brackets soon for sale)

 

Baffled winged sump (now sold)

 

Stainless steel 1.75†headers

 

 

 

Miscellaneous

 

Modified/uprated front subframe (lowering/moving back the engine). Stripped & painted with new subframe bolt kit. (now sold)

 

Engine mounts. New.

 

Uprated triple core radiator. New.

 

Uprated Black Magic high capacity fan & shroud. New.

 

New pulleys & tensioners, many items chrome plated.

 

New alternator.

 

New starter motor.

 

New water pump.

 

 

 

Suspension

 

Uprated front roll bar & bushes, zinc plated.

 

Front struts/spring platforms, zinc plated.

 

Front struts/spring platforms, Leda adjustable. (now sold)

 

Spring gaiters. New.

 

Steering gaiters. New.

 

Adjustable ball jointed rear trailing arms, zinc plated.

 

Custom diff cover with lowered Watts mounting.

 

Various zinc and chrome plated suspension links and fittings.

 

 

 

 

 

Drivetrain

 

 

 

Real Steel bellhousing Tremec:Rover. New.(now sold)

 

McLeod Street twin clutch with billet aluminium flywheel. New. (now sold)

 

Tremec TKO500 gearbox. New. (now sold)

 

Tremec output yoke. New. (now sold)

 

Competition steel-jointed propshaft.

 

Uprated torque tube bush. New.

 

Complete uprated rear axle with bracing, disk conversion, new Quaiffe LSD, toe-in geometry.

 

Custom-made billet steel halfshafts. New.

 

 

 

Braking

 

EBC pads. New.

 

Custom lightweight pedal box with twin master cylinders.

 

 

So what the fuck am I getting for Price: £3,150.00 Buy It Now

 

[Cavcraft]

A rusty shell in primer and some bloody horrible wheels by the look of it.

[revolting peasant]