ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Ronnie L]

"has metal latch to lock it securely"

 

He's even managed to fit the hasp the wrong way so that the screws are fully exposed and can be removed with a screwdriver in under a minute.

[twosmoke300]

And cord handles stolen from one of those horsey big bucket things

[jonny69]

It's the rarer of the ratios, but £280 for an unknown second-hand diff?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121444002681

 

Mine gave up recently, good job I still had a spare one stashed in the shed from years ago!

[cort16]

That volkswagOn thing is too funny

[Joshua_090]

not so long ago these young lads were bolting crap on not scraping it off!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171447773027

 

 

 

 

 

I like the line "ALL MADE TO LOOK RUSTY". And not sure how to take that its in the MG ROver section ;/

 

This is more like it:

 

Son...we brought you your first car for you 18th Birthday....its parked on the drive:

 

 

plus its already got a baby seat in for your kid when your girlfriend comes to visit

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121448604710

 

never been much of a metro fan myself...but there is a certain appeal to driving around in a mr bean coloured one.

[New POD]

I may bid on the green metro. and then again I may get taken by aliens tonight and have my energy used for powering their attack on the earth.

[New POD]

Talbot Horizon anyone ? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Horizon-/111454829879?pt=Automobiles_UK

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Horizon-/111454829896?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f339bd48

[New POD]

 

 

and a jag for £29 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-Jaguar-S-TYPE-2-7D-V6-auto-XS-BUY-THIS-FOR-ONLY-29-PER-WEEK-finance-/271569041689?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3ac6b919

[New POD]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-FORD-ESCORT-CUSTOMISED-PICKUP-/161437804649?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2596716869

 

I'm scared that the 'inventor' may have slipped through care in the communities portfolio and be living at at large with the public.

[New POD]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-smx-/321538374106?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4add2e39da

 

just a bit weird this one

[New POD]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-J-REG-CITROEN-BX-19-GTI-BARN-FIND-COLLECTORS-RUNS-AND-DRIVES-EVERYTHING-OK-/231329359348?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dc4de5f4

 

Now this is proper autoshite motoring. BX GTI barn find.

[New POD]

and summer is just a few weeks away http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/97-Vauxhall-Astra-1-8-16v-Convertible-Cabriolet-PX-BARGAIN-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/331324657268?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d247d0e74

[Cheggers]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-J-REG-CITROEN-BX-19-GTI-BARN-FIND-COLLECTORS-RUNS-AND-DRIVES-EVERYTHING-OK-/231329359348?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35dc4de5f4

 

Now this is proper autoshite motoring. BX GTI barn find.

300 Clams seems reasonable enough - eBay 'BARGAINS' is for those bargains that aren't...errr...bargains.

[New POD]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Nissan-Micra-Tango-1-3-5Sp-5Dr-/271545865761?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f39651621

 

and I'm not sure, but someone had "FUN"

[New POD]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-SUBARU-IMPREZA-TURBO-2000-11-MONTH-MOT-5-MONTH-TAX-NOW-SOLD-SORRY-/111471028391?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f430e8a7

 

I know it's sold, and it's redidullouuus in every way possible, but I like this.

[Joshua_090]

imagine driving 178,000 miles this! That deserves some kind of recognition

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261611901044

 

[wuvvum]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Last-Ever-Tax-Disc-RARE-Issued-Days-Before-Obolishment-/261612531027?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_ET&hash=item3ce9526d53#ht_0wt_0

 

There are no words.

[jonny69]

Someone do a BIN. Doesn't matter if you don't pay, it's going to rape him in eBay fees.

[beko1987]

It has perforations, can't be that new...

[jakebullet]

Another one. £800 plz: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-one-of-the-last-ever-perforated-tax-discs-still-attached-to-letter-28-02-15-/141425010094?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_ET&hash=item20ed9665ae

 

[srad34]

Another one. £800 plz: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-one-of-the-last-ever-perforated-tax-discs-still-attached-to-letter-28-02-15-/141425010094?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_ET&hash=item20ed9665ae

 

What the actual fuck???

[brickwall]

There are tonnes of 'em. Sheesh.

 

 

Wanna buy mine?

[bub2006]

I seen a couple of these tax discs popping up on the Facebook page. Like i said on there,we recieved our tax disc a few days ago,valid till October next year. Should be worth a fortune

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-TRIUMPH-STAG-RESTORATION-PROJECT-THESE-ARE-GETTING-RARE-SO-BID-NOW-/141426189117

 

 

****THESE ARE GETTING RARE SO BID NOW****

 

 

Price: £995.00

 

ROFLPMS

[DS20]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-TRIUMPH-STAG-RESTORATION-PROJECT-THESE-ARE-GETTING-RARE-SO-BID-NOW-/141426189117

 

 

 

 

 

ROFLPMS

 

But, but, only SIX owners since 1974, AND the log bog is present.

 

The rarity of these vehicles won't be helped by doing things like shot blasting bodyshells and then leaving them outside. I mean, WTF?

[Joshua_090]

at least it wont overheat like that

[Hertz]

 

STYLISH

 

Let me just stop you there pal. I've seen more style on John McCririck.

 

Hopefully he only wants a grand or so for this shambolic effort with rust.

 

£7,000.00

 

LOL!

[Junkman]

I can beat that.

 

http://www.coys.co.uk/auction.php?itemID=5136&auctionID=48

 

 

Estimate: £82,000 - £92,000

[bub2006]

Wouldnt have thought that camper would be worth up to 92k. Could probably make 30k though. I can vaguely remember when these where cheap before the pineapple crew got in

[Junkman]

It would be in the 30k bracket if it had four windows less. Yes, that's 60k for four windows.

The last 23w I've followed being auctioned yielded 67k plus premium at Sotheby's about two years ago.

 

However, this is not the point I'm trying to make.

The point is, if my father would express his intention to blow 90k of my inheritance on a miserable piece of shit like this (have you ever DRIVEN one?),

I'd have him certified legally insane on the spot.