ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Junkman]

LOL

 

attracting well clever buyers, too:

 

I just sent him a question asking how many miles it has done.

[Hertz]

Check this numb nutted cheese sniffer out.

 

How much for this guys?

 

 

 

 

BAD POINTS!!

 

It's a show car, its not 100% finished but it'll take very little to finish it, and I'm more than happy to lend a hand

 

Being a show car there is no seatbelts, a set of harnesses would be easy to fit for road use, I'm more than happy to fit at buyers cost

 

Limited seat movement due to the wall and batteries in the rear, however I'm about 6 foot and I fit no problem

 

Batteries are flat but will be replaced

 

Brakes need bleeding but will be done for buyer

 

There are no inside door handles, not a problem when the battery is connected as just wind down the windows, but be warned, if you shut the door and have no battery, you will have to phone a friend to let you out!! wont be hard to fit a wire to open the door, again I can help/fit something temporary

 

 

And no mention of an MOT. Sounds like £300 to me mate, go on hit me with it?

 

 

Classified ad price:

£6,000.00

 

 

Even the President is laughing at that one, GLWTS chief!

[richardthestag]

Range Rover Classic

 

 

off roaded, damage to every panel, no tax, no mot and for sale by tall cyberman

 

to you mon brave? nearly three times what it is worth!

 

Verdit OLLI Cyberman twat

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-1991-3-9-V8-OFF-ROADER-/191043546014

[srad34]

Check this numb nutted cheese sniffer out.

 

How much for this guys?

 

 

And no mention of an MOT. Sounds like £300 to me mate, go on hit me with it?

 

I thought you would have to have inside door handles for MOT??.

 

I can see the headlines ''Young boy racer dies in car blaze due to faulty battery wiring, apparently there were no door handles on the inside and no passers by to open the door and save him.....what a dick''

[EssDeeWon]

Firstly this Rover SD1 started @ £4.2k last year, still for sale almost a year later with same seller @ £1.6k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-SD1-3500-V-PLAS-AUTO-BLUE-/181305497442?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a36a65762#ht_196wt_1348

 

 

[richardthestag]

tricky one

 

Range Rover CSK - rare beast

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-CSK-AUTOMATIC-/261382640177

 

Sought after I think

 

No mention of mot, rot to a post, b post and rear cross member. Would fully expect issues in front and rear inner wings, head lamp boxes and bulkhead. = Extensive and expensive strip and rebuild job.

 

For you my son £15 bags

 

"You what! you could have run a fucking clay bar over it and made it look a bit shiny."

 

Honestly do not believe they are that sought after lol

 

 

[EssDeeWon]

And this Cav was £6k last summer, now £3k with the same seller - Where do these people obtain their valuations from? Out of their arses thats where.

 

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/yellowrover3500/rovervdp_zpsff14c479.jpg

 

[brickwall]

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk-5-Interior-/171228172557?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item27ddfe910d

 

I hope your sitting down for this one!!

 

Once fitted to a restored car Im sure the interior would help to pass car as concurse.  Hence the buy it now price of £1,225.00 reflects upon the rearety that there really can not be many if any oppotunities to purchase such an item

 

 

  

[skoda_fan]

Sorry, can't fathom how to post a quote from a previous post....but confirmation if any were needed that the world is insane: those few sweepings of rust that used to form a small part of a Messerschmitt have sold for £1,020!!!

[michael1703]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Ford-Transit-Campervan-Project-Spares-or-Repairs-/221360506945?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item338a1d4841

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-kit-car/1045712318#photo-content

 

I honestly hope that this is some kind of pricing ball ups, £325000!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-kit-car/1045712318#photo-content

 

I honestly hope that this is some kind of pricing ball ups, £325000!

 

I think it might be part of his grand plan to move out of a shed and into a house. In Surrey.

 

 

 

I like how the pictures keep getting smaller as if even he is backing away from it. 

[Alexg]

Parts listing buffoonery 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAR-Renault-Campus-/131102994668

 

No current MOT... Starting bid: £1600

[Felly Magic]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C456226  A Pugrat 504 estate, with body rot in a fair few places, and seized up brakes, yours for around £20k. I beg your pardon sunshine? Not as bad as that horrid red thing, but still rather salty!

[CortinaDave]

Ha ha £1225 for some brown mk5 cortina seats. The guy must be on mind bending drugs

[EssDeeWon]

Scene tax on Ford seats now

[ShiteRider]

FFS i've got the same interior, except mine was £1100..... and came with a taxed and tested car attached.

[brickwall]

Sorry, can't fathom how to post a quote from a previous post....but confirmation if any were needed that the world is insane: those few sweepings of rust that used to form a small part of a Messerschmitt have sold for £1,020!!!

 

 

Just click on the "quite" button on the bottom left of the post you want an it'll appear in the box at the bottom of the page and then you can ad the text you want

[Ratdat]

How much is a nice Triumph Shitfire worth? 

[wackywacerwill]

Spit ain't available till June so it will give the new owner time to route around the back of the sofa.

[monza]

He couldn't sell it at £3K or £4K so he's put it up at £5K. Brilliant sale technique.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-2-0-S-MK2-As-used-in-Gorgon-citys-ready-for-your-love-check-the-link-/181164404971?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2e3d70eb

 

[srad34]

Ha ha £1225 for some brown mk5 cortina seats. The guy must be on mind bending drugs

He will be as soon as he sells em for sho....(coke and hookers mos likely) 

[srad34]

 

He couldn't sell it at £3K or £4K so he's put it up at £5K. Brilliant sale technique.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-2-0-S-MK2-As-used-in-Gorgon-citys-ready-for-your-love-check-the-link-/181164404971?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2e3d70eb

 

I don't care if its been in a no mark film, its a Mk2 made to look like a mk3 and that should never happen.....ruined...

[Hertz]

4 Cylinder unfinished shit looking lambo copy for £19,000 anyone?

 

[Sudsprint]

4 Cylinder unfinished shit looking lambo copy for £19,000 anyone?

 

So, £20K spent with paint and 5 months assembly to go ...say another £10-£15k if you value your time

 

That will be three Maser 3200s, or two and a half DB7s then.

[Skoze]

Check out this monster from a clearly high-end* source:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ferrari-dino-kit-car-project-hobby-diy-rolling-shell-rover3-5-v8-ford-based-/291066162444?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c4e52d0c

 

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C470228

 

Nearly 3 bags for a rusty Amazon that's been of the road since 1985, I think it's a 121 rather than a 123 (or 132 as they call it) as it's only a 1800cc.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-xr3-1982-in-white-/331120928737?hash=item4d185867e1

 

I just don't understand some people, if it's being painted why not wait until it comes back before selling it and take some fresh photos, especially if your asking top dollar for it.

 

this the car is now at the paint shop having a full respray at a cost of £1500, the photos was took before it went to the paint shop last week so cant wait to see what it will look like when its done 

[dugong]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C470228

 

Nearly 3 bags for a rusty Amazon that's been of the road since 1985, I think it's a 121 rather than a 123 (or 132 as they call it) as it's only a 1800cc.

 

It's a 122S. Twin HS6s give the game away - although there's no O\D fitted (no RH stalk or tell tale light). Or a 121 with twin carbs fitted. It's definitely not a 123GT, and he's dreaming if he thinks that's worth £3k. It may have been dry stored but that'll be hiding a lot of rot. I'm willing to bet the wing rails will have gone, along with the front floor pans and A pillars.