ebay 'BARGAINS'

[CYANIDE STEVE]

Remember that beige Maestro van? Thought it was over-priced?

 

Think again

 

 

IT EVEN HAS THE ORIGINAL HUBCAPS AND RADIO

 

I should think so for 5 grand.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-C ... 33790fd8cb

Kent Van centre is about 3 miles from me.It's been up for sale for well over a year. I had a look at this van when I went with a mate to look at a Transit in there. I ran my hand under the rear arches and they are full of filler. What other horrors are hiding under the shiney paintwork for 5 grand?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GT-BEETLE-BADGE-/110995679634

[shedvan]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-GHIA-/150735831329?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23188e4121

 

£3,295.00

 

"Catch it whilst its cheap!!!"

 

Are you on crack??

 

Oh its Purple Horse, that explains everything

[brickwall]

Ah, but it's the Purple Nag place selling this, so it is sortta cheap!

[cobblers]

 

Cherished Number Plate G10 TYA £20,000

G10 TYA Gotya or Gotcha

Ideal for the control freak boss who puts this plate on his misstresses car and thinks GOTYA.

Call or details 07968998778

[cobblers]

The same guy has~:

 

 

K100 LUS - £10,000

CHERISH NUMBR PLATE CLUELESS! K100 LUS need i say anymore BUY it for the Blonde Bimbo that doesn't even understand what you have put on her SLK or even the Ex Wife as a goodbye present

 

Please call if you are seriously interested in owning this plate

Sensible offers only and No Traders please.no pay pal payments.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I fucking love purple horse.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMPLETE-MOBI ... 0966914792

 

An LDV van with a compressor in the back? NO, this is:

 

This is your chance to own an up and running business

 

We believe with a little tweaking this business could be easily relocated anywhere

 

I should fuggin think so, seeing as its a bastard van with an engine and 4 wheels FFS

 

The phone is currently pay as you go but comes with the business

 

Brilliant, thats a clincher if ever there was one!

 

Classified ad price:£25,000.00

[oman5]

I guess there must be people out there who pay his prices but hard to imagine!

[shedvan]

Thinking of how he comes up with prices makes my teeth itch

[sawdustman]

Not ebay but an auction nonetheless:

 

It's the pratmobile, as featured in Only Fools And Horses

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C354499

 

Estimate: £24,000 - £28,000

[ShiteRider]

Not ebay but an auction nonetheless:

 

It's the pratmobile, as featured in Only Fools And Horses

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C354499

 

Estimate: £24,000 - £28,000

If i had the money i'd buy that.........so i could put it back to standard, as i hate only fools'

[Mash]

Have you seen the P100 that Purple Donkey has got? He wants 6 fuggin grand for it!!!

 

[Joseph]

I've just had a look at the motors being sold by said purple dealer, and I honestly cannot believe the prices!

 

Who wants to buy an R-reg Golf cabrio in the middle of winter?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Go ... 231f9e3052

 

[ruffgeezer]

If it could speak, it would say "kill me":

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citreon-ax-1-6-vtr-turbo-PICK-UP-/130827528192?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e75eda800

 

WOLF IN SHEEPS

[brickwall]

But...why? Why would someone do that?

[freebird]

If it could speak, it would say "kill me":

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citreon-ax-1-6-vtr-turbo-PICK-UP-/130827528192?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e75eda800

 

WOLF IN SHEEPS

Is it not the case that this car can never, legally, be used on the road?

I thought chopping monocoques was now very "iffy" and there is no way of getting a car converted to a pick up through that VOSA/ BIVA type test to make it legal coz there aint no catagory for it, maybe.

Or is that a load of old horsesh*t?

[Pillock]

Tellingly, purpledonkey has 75 feedback - and the only thing sold was a Raleigh BMX. He'll be retiring soon!

[Cavcraft]

That AX pick-up looks suspiciously like my old AX van but I don't think it was as new as 'M' reg.

[cort16]

Remember this VW thingy thats for sale for 600 quid in a scrappy in Scotland?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-VW-BEETLE-BASED-CHARGER-KIT-CAR-PROJECT-CAR-WITH-V5-RETRO-70S-BUGGY-/251207171369?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d1d3d29

 

Well here's a version (all be it better finished) for 12 grand!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-BUGGY-SALUKI-/321045519184?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4abfcddb50

[jonny69]

It's not a bad looking car to my eye, needs a few tweaks, but I think it looks better knackered

[outlaw118]

Now....this will probably divide opinion....

Moar photos would have been a good idea; there's only three, the others are of the dash and the seats.

If it's been done properly...it could be worth the £7995...oh, it's

purplehorse1990

 

It does say in the advert:

If you simply want to come and have a look at our range of cars for sale call in anytime for a cuppa and a chat.

Someone on here must be closer to them than me....

Purple Horse Sales and Hire Limited

Oak and Beech Farm

Old House Lane

Kings Langley

Hertfordshire

WD4 8RS

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova ... 2325bd34f0

 

PURPLE KNOB

[outlaw118]

Moar Purple Twattery...

The Katie Price 4x4

I was soooo keen up till then....

The perfect christmas present for the special lady in your life.

Yeah, if i bought this at £29995, it would cost me half my fucking house as well. And my pension. I R DIVORSED

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PINK-CADILLAC ... 2324f8c3cd

 

Verdict: Seatsniffer.

[Mr Lobster]

Purple handjob is the gift that keeps on goving it seems.....

 

Need a career change and don't fancy being a mobile tyre fitter?

 

Hows about spunking TEN THOUSAND POUNDS on an eleven year old pickup with a jetwash in the back.

 

Anyone?

 

Hello?

 

No, didn't think so.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Isuzu-NKR-77- ... ial_Trucks

[outlaw118]

Beat me to it Mr Lobz, had that one lined up.

He's got some really nice stuff on site, it's just he appears to have been taking some pretty serious drugs when pricing them up.

IIRC £4.5k for a non standard, not that nice Mk2 Granny?

Sorry, but my arse hurts just thinking about it.

[TimothyClaypole]

"Efficient collection and payment. Best of luck with the enormous mark-up!"

 

Top feedback.

[ashmicro]

 

£3495. I've seen these for a bag in similar nick.

 

he has a couple of salty Minis as well.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[Cavcraft]

Hmm, not sure if that Nova is a 'real deal' special, not seen one before. It does look like a Sport with a wide arched kit on it to be honest. The Sport is a rare and quite sought after car these days, if that is a proper job of some sort then it'd be worth a nice sum, but probably not that much. If it's 'just' a Sport with some cockhead bodykit then it's not worth much.

 

FWIW though I reckon that's mega fit and I'd defo roll round in that.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Purple Helmet again:

 

If you don't see what you want from our collection of vehicles for sale please call because our stock changes daily

 

Bollocks does it!!!!

[cort16]

He must have fucked this one up as he has a MKII scrote estate with a nicely tuned cross flow that looks smart and has only done 32k for £3200,. I wouldn't say that was totally unreasonable even though it's an estate.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Ford-Escort-Petrol-32000-Miles-/150868638862?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232078bc8e

 

But then a Maxi (all be it a nice on) for £3495

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEYLAND-CARS-AUSTIN-MAXI-1500-/150929951555?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2324204b43

 

By consulting the CAP Purple book I recon he'd want at £7995 for the scrote.

[Guest]

Hmm, not sure if that Nova is a 'real deal' special, not seen one before. It does look like a Sport with a wide arched kit on it to be honest. The Sport is a rare and quite sought after car these days, if that is a proper job of some sort then it'd be worth a nice sum, but probably not that much. If it's 'just' a Sport with some cockhead bodykit then it's not worth much.

 

FWIW though I reckon that's mega fit and I'd defo roll round in that.

 

I likes it too. Useless bit of info - I was talking to Brian Ashley of Ashley Exhausts years ago and he made me a Sport back box for my Nova SR as they made the original ones for the proper Nova Sport which was I seem to recall was a 1.3SR with a pair of side draughts and spotlights (?). Anyways, he told me Vauxhall were setting up the original prototype and it blew the exhaust off, the power shot up so they went to him for a back box. The only colour powdercoat he had enough of to make the order of back boxes quick time was blue so all the original Nova Sport back boxes were blue.

 

I have slept since that conversation so it may all be beau locks! Nonetheless I love the brown tartan interior of the first 1.3SR