Base Model Hearses

[Joseph]

Ok, so I know that this is a bit of a grim area, but I've been dying to post my first topic for some time (pun pardoned).

 

During a random, unrelated internet search, I came across this:

 

 

Mondeo hearse? At first it surprised me as it is a bit of a contrast in comparison to the usual Mercedes and Jaguar funeral transport.

 

I will admit that for a first topic post, it is a bit morbid. But I am aware that there is an existence of an owners scene which concerns limousines and hearses.

[Partridge]

 

I’ll leave that here...

[Partridge]

And it gets better.

 

[Junkman]

A lot better.

 

 

 

[Joseph]

I forgot about the Vectra hearse. Well I suppose if Mondeo man has one, then Vauxhall should represent their stable throughout its life cycle

 

I'll give you a clue to basic hearses - there is an Ital one, but I can't find it. So, another from the Austin stable:

 

 

(Courtesy of AROnline).

[Junkman]

 

 

[panhard65]

Here is my old hearse a nicholson with a little 2.3 v6 and manual transmission. It certainly was a low spec one when new

That mk1 granada belongs to sandra who runs the classic hearse club and the ambassador is her partners. I collected the ambassador from London for them when it came out of service. They are a great fun club the hearse club we used to have a great laugh with my one which was named Geoff one year whilst at Le Mans. I have lost a lot of old photo's now but I did have him on the circuit when we were there some years ago

[stuboy]

like the mondeo one

[R9UKE]

  Alan Partridge said:

 

I’ll leave that here...

 

Imagine having your last journey in a fucking Vectra Estate.

[Partridge]

  R9UKE said:

  Alan Partridge said:

 

I’ll leave that here...

 

Imagine having your last journey in a fucking Vectra Estate.

 

I know. Not even an SRi.

[Junkman]

  R9UKE said:

Imagine having your last journey in a fucking Vectra Estate.

 

Not if there is an FSO Polonez hearse left.

[Felly Magic]

an Oh 'Chryst'ler 180 hearse. The misery...

 

[M'coli]

  Junkman said:

  R9UKE said:

Imagine having your last journey in a fucking Vectra Estate.

 

Not if there is an FSO Polonez hearse left.

Polonez hearse would be better than a Vectra estate.

[flat4alfa]

Probaly better than a last ride in

 

Vingt-et-un Renault

 

[Felly Magic]

I've searched for Lada estates but not found one yet

[flat4alfa]

Forget Lada, you want a nice bottom rock hit with a

 

Mille Simca

 

[Felly Magic]

Merde!

[ashmicro]

If my family send me off to get planted in a sodding Vauxhall, I'll come back and haunt them

[Joseph]

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If my family send me off to get planted in a sodding Vauxhall, I'll come back and haunt them

 

[Joseph]

Last ride in a Jaaaag:

 

[flat4alfa]

Live in the outer sticks of Vostok? Need to be conveyed across the mountain to the consecrated ground? Call us on 0891 505050 'Chatback'.

 

[Felly Magic]

Now that is what I call a hearse! Jings!

[Joseph]

Break down in style on your way to getting planted:

 

 

Picture courtesy of Autoshite.

[flat4alfa]

News just in!

 

They succeeded.

 

[Morgan84]

Combined cortege and cremation service

[flat4alfa]

Mondeos of any sort are right proper new in my town.

We're still on Sierras

[Joseph]

Sierra=hmmm...

 

C4=New level of shite.

[flat4alfa]

I wanted to be buried in accordance with my primeval beliefs

 

They misunderstood the request.

 

 

[Junkman]

Right, guys. Would you please post something that outshites this?

 

 

Matching mourning car available, too.

 

[RedSparrow]

^ Most of what's on the last two pages does, I'd say.