This Season's Winter Fashion Tips

[Junkman]

While winter winds up to maximum, the style-conscious shite owner is already modeling this year's latest looks in rusty rims and subversively salty sidewalls for his Winter Cruisers.

Toyota shite owner shows how it's done

 

 

Just a little crud can go a long way, but to really pull off the look, a certain attention to detail and some well-placed waste will send your ride to the darker side.

 

You're an ambassador of anarchy with a 12-ply rating

 

 

The obligatory Grandpa Grips of yore have been largely superseded by more modern, softer-looking winter tyres that probably even work pretty well; but this doesn't mean they can't look nasty. Here are few simple tricks to Vehicle Appearance:

 

Salty sidewalls are a can't-miss. Thine fronts and thine rears shall not be of the same size, nor the same brand, nor age, nor type.

Let not thine rims be too Goddamn shiny, either; for vanity is a sin for summer. Thou shalt do this in remembrance of me;

for thou knowest who thou art. Yes, I'm looking at thou.

[ruffgeezer]

You're an ambassador of anarchy with a 12-ply rating

 

How old is that ad? I'm sure we have some of those tyres on the rack at work!

[Albert Ross]

Them's Firestone "Town and Country" tyres, usually in 6.00x16, 6.50x16, and better still, 7.50x16.... if they're the latter, are they usable and for sale?

[DSdriver]

Winter fashions would not be complete without a white beret

White Beret by DSdriver, on Flickr

 

The rear tyres look a bit like those Firestones which is really handy on a fwd car.

[Junkman]

Holy Hydro-Pneumatic High-Priest!

 

You got it spot on!

 

May the phamously phiendish Phrench wiring harness not spoil your phloating Phrench phun this Winter.

[anonymous user]

[Split_Pin]

Since you cant speak ill of the dead, heres my old car at the beginning of THAT December, 2010, wearing a fetching white Glengarry.

 

[Junkman]

Yeah, but this season's fashion is salty sidewalls. Sir Tainly Barkin expertly combined them with dirty wires,

a smashingly winning combination for a true dandy.

White Glengarry is sooo last year.

[KruJoe]

Have you been drinking, sir?

 

Anyway...

[dollywobbler]

KruJoe starts the smooth-alloy wheel effect. Nice.

[mrcitroen]

Alfa in sno kaos

 

 

BX tucked up nicely in the garage. Wrong choice as the Alfa is pish in snow, even a dusting.

[Cavcraft]

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9933&p=349897&hilit=your+shite+in+the+snow#p349897

[Negative Creep]

[KruJoe]

Now THAT'S worth seeing again!

[Junkman]

Have you been drinking, sir?

 

Do you honestly believe I am dependent on intoxicating liquids to come up with shite like this?

 

So far so good, but the latest fashion for this season is mismatched tyres with salty sidewalls.

 

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