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[Cheggers]

"Two Bollox Burgers and a Donor Cavette please guv..."

 

 

Speed Feed my arse, it's not moved for over 10 years

 

[155V6]

Is that in Wokingham?

[Cheggers]

Yup, by the Woosehill roundabout.

[155V6]

I remember seeing it 3 or 4 years ago & it looked like it had been there forever

[Cavcraft]

I reckon you're more likely to find e-coli-flower cheese!

[Guest]

How freaky. I was driving down Rotherfield Close... and holy mother of fuck, I've just seen the aforementioned beast.

 

I dont think I'd ever be brave enough to eat from it.

[Cheggers]

It does say "OPEN" on the back, you should have knocked on the door

[wackywacerwill]

See, you need to move with the times in small business. If that was parked up at at V/Glasto/Creamfeilds re-branded and restocked as Ketamine Karavan they'd have the coin to get the grot sorted quick smart.

[barefoot]

Something very similar used to ply its trade round here, run by a bloke called 'Typhus'

[Shep Shepherd]

Ace!

Can I have a Mr Lobster Thermadore, a Brat-Hirst, some M'Coli-flower cheese, some Mash potatoes, a small Shep-Sheperd's pie, a Bickled onion and a Brammy apple pie.

And to drink, a bottle of Vin and a can of Panda-monium pop.

 

WIN!

[maxpower]

you can just imagine going up to that van to get a burger and chips. and as you get to the serving hatch you see wayne and waynetta complete with fag in their gobs.

 

shouting at you "I'M HAVING A FAAAAAG!"