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White stretched Montego limo c/w rusty stains down the rear quarters.

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White stretched Montego limo c/w rusty stains down the rear quarters.[/quote

 

 

kwality - I was thinking Ford Dorchester with a different coloured front wing and:

 

"Pog & Sons, Funeral Directors, Airdrie" on a window sticker on the back

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Now she will become a member of the Royal Family, a Mercedes or BMW would be a patriotic choice.

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Now she will become a member of the Royal Family, a Mercedes or BMW would be a patriotic choice.

 

 

lol!

 

I would have thought suitable wedding breakfast would be wurst mit saurkraut....at least there won't be any washing up - the break the crockery in Greece

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the tedium of today may be lifted by fantasising indulging in some horizontal jogging action with Kate in the back of an old Cavalier, testing out the rear shocks.

 

any other idaes?

 

 

No, that's enough for me thanks.

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*Don't play it in front of your kids...

 

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Didn't we have this thread some time ago? There were some corking suggestions in that.

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Didn't we have this thread some time ago? There were some corking suggestions in that.

 

 

missed it

 

 

but cav's video is bloody funny

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Taking inspiration from the Nazis, how about something with the exhaust plumbed into the passenger compartment.

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A convoy of Sherpas would have been more fitting for the royal family, at least it would have been British!

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It's been a decent day out for the cream of the British Motor Industry so far. My folks are in London at the minute, and tell me that there were quite a few "official" VW minibus things. I'd love to have been in charge of one - slam it about 150mm, sand off all the paint, and stick a roofrack full of random shit on it.

 

I'd give anything to hear Sophie Raworth say" And now, we see the 1950 Rolls Royce Phantom carrying The Prince of Wales, followed by OMG RATLOOK BAY VW!"

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There can be but ONE choice

Austin-Allegro-Vanden-Plas-1500-1977.jpg

 

Elegant, check.

Regal, check.

Hydragas suspension for GR8 ride, check.

Big chrome grille on the front, check!

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Damn, I’ve been beaten to it with a stretch Montego!

 

How about an early Rover 800 Convertible? Maybe even an Austin Ambassador?

 

Indeed, long wheelbase LDV Convoy mini-buses for the rest...

 

Be British boys, be British...! :lol:

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The rising sun?

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This...

 

QTvan1_1.jpg

 

 

Price: £5,500

Optional extras include: Solar roof panels, air horn and extra-wide wing mirror for mobility scooter, satellite dish, gaming console, central heating, external luggage rack, bespoke paint

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Austin_Cambridge_Sedan.jpg

Perfect for the Duke and Duchess of....

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Have to admit, I was bordering on angry when I saw the fleet of proudly-VW buses! Hitler must be giggling in his grave...

 

What's wrong with bringing all the 12-seat Land Rovers down from Balmoral?

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Bloody hell I hope she had an early night. I think I've got a fiver on her at Kempton today.

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