It Would Appear That I Have Agreed To Buy...

[Torsten2001]

...another Maestro, a matching Clubman but in Diesel form, here's a photo of me in 35 years time with my treasured classic:

Do you like my hat?

[scruff]

Win. Have you won the lottery? You are LIVING THE DREAM and no mistake

[Torsten2001]

I am firmly of the opinion that I have some mental disorder

[Craig the Princess]

I like your hat.

[254575]

is that the one in wales, with the stoved in rear door from the owners club?

 

gr9 mpg

[warren t claim]

How much are you paying Lord Longford for his Maestro?

[RedSparrow]

Seriously Torsten, you should start a shite museum, that only people on this site are allowed to visit. Actually no-one else would want to anyway.

Respect.

[Torsten2001]

is that the one in wales, with the stoved in rear door from the owners club?

 

gr9 mpg

 

Bang on!

[dollywobbler]

What, you're pinching shite from Wales?! I shall raise the gang and block the border.

 

[Torsten2001]

I shall fool them by having a Max Boyce cassette on the go when I wind down the window!

[garethj]

That is ORSUM.

 

If I was in the market for an Austin Potato, I'd have one like that

[Station]

In photo, old gent is saying: "So you'll valet it and bring it back then?"

"Yeah, HONEST!"

[Torsten2001]

oh I will!

[Lord Sterling]

What a great photo, thats put a smile my face. Congratulations on yet another great purchase. Not tried a Maestro yet though.

[Six-cylinder]

I like the hat, I have one just like it!

[michiel]

Looking at the tie, shirt and hat is making me feel nauseous, but hey, another nice car!

[nigel bickle]

Nice buy.

I

presume you've opened up the undiscovered 2nd floor down there?

[254575]

is that the one in wales, with the stoved in rear door from the owners club?

 

gr9 mpg

 

Bang on!

 

be careful, or we will press-gang you into joining!

[Guest]

I shall fool them by having a Max Boyce cassette on the go when I wind down the window!

 

No no no. It HAS to be James Last.

 

Qual photo by the way. It's been said that 30% of Britons believe in time travel. YEAH MULDER I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Justin Case]

Nice car, but this is the way to wear a cap

 

[Andrew353w]

This thread is, without doubt, the funniest thing I've ever seen since the invention of the internet! That photograph, in which the driver incidentally bears an uncommon likeness to my late father, is truly epic in its humourous content! It's worth a caption content!

 

Torsten, you are a true leader amongst the Autoshite community!

[Torsten2001]

Hey Andrew! Read your PM's!

 

Nigel, the undiscovered 2nd level is as yet undiscovered!

[nigel bickle]

Double stacking then? You'll need to invest in some 2 & 4 post lifts..

[Torsten2001]

I'll squish the poor bastards!

[Torsten2001]

I shall fool them by having a Max Boyce cassette on the go when I wind down the window!

 

No no no. It HAS to be James Last.

 

Qual photo by the way. It's been said that 30% of Britons believe in time travel. YEAH MULDER I WANT TO BELIEVE

 

I'm not having German music in my Maestro.....unless it's Can, Kraftwerk, Rammstein, DAF, Nina Hagen, Xmal Deutschland, Mouse On Mars etc

 

But as it's coming from Wales, Max Boyce will do!