Autoshite Top Trumps - Nominate Your Car!

[carlo]

Some of you are stretching the boundaries here...

 

 

 

 

 

[Six-cylinder]

I would say the shite rating is high with this one, got to be around 17?

The only answer.

 

I did not really understand the criteria for scoring, what points do you get for what?

[Dave_Q]

There isn't really an official criteria, Carlo has been mainly making it up as he goes along, so whatever seems about right really.

[carlo]

There isn't really an official criteria, Carlo has been mainly making it up as he goes along, so whatever seems about right really.

 

True, the scores are just my gut feeling based on the spirit of Autoshite.

[For Fiats Sake]

I heart my "GB" Panda 

 

Score of 15 is excellent too!

 

Canz I post on interwebz fookbace mr carlo?

[carlo]

Bollox

 

 

Of course you can

[carlo]

Deserves more than a 17 in my book:

 

[fordperv]

Could you add Mrs fp's shite

 

escort rs turbo series 2

 

Date introduced: 1986

Power output: 132bhp

Top speed: 125mph

Engine capacity: 1597cc

[Six-cylinder]

Deserves more than a 17 in my book:

Ok one more before I actually do some work this morning, how low would you go for this "up yours" hairdressers car?

[carlo]

On an Autoshite rating about 4

[Six-cylinder]

On an Autoshite rating about 4

I would have thought a a big fat zero, no self respecting Autoshiter would have one of these. Lucky I have an "alter ego" to drive this one!

[MarvinsMom]

I think that teutonic turd skip should be an AS score of -1,000,000,000 at the very least

[carlo]

Well it's over twenty years old that's worth something.

[Six-cylinder]

I think that teutonic turd skip should be an AS score of -1,000,000,000 at the very least

You will be saying I should be "black balled" next if I don't sell it!

[Six-cylinder]

Well it's over twenty years old that's worth something.

Not until 26th November this year!

 

It was interesting adding it to my classic insurance two years ago when I bought it!

[DVee8]

Could some one add mine please

 

 

Daimler V8-250 GB

1967

112mph

142bhp

2500cc V8

[carlo]

[strangeangel]

Bet you wish you never started this now carlo?

[carlo]

Nah it's all good clean fun, doesn't take long.  Got fuck all work coming in anyway.

 

Certainly wouldn't mind Mr Bickle posting with photos of his Isuzu Bellel and 117 Coupe.  His stuff's off the rating scale.

[richardthestag]

I like this thread

 

Triumph Stag

 

 

 

YI 1970

MS 115mph

MP 145ish

CC 2997

 

 

Dare I suggest a numbers built and warranty claims made

[danthecapriman]

 

1973 Mercury Marquis (USA)

 

Year introduced: 1969

Max speed: 117mph

Max power: 198hp

Cubic capacity: 7033cc (429ci)

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

Please can you do my heaps?  I've taken a pic of the Cherry specially.

 

Cherry.jpg

 

Nissan Cherry 1.3 Spirit

Introduced 1982

95mph

59bhp

1270cc

58 taxed 100 sorn (all cherry models)

6 taxed 7 sorn (cherry Spirit GS)

 

DSCF9421.JPG

 

Land Rover Discovery 200Tdi

Intoduced 1989

91 mph

111bhp (once)

2495cc

approx 31000 Discovery 1's still taxed but only about 7110 pre 300tdi models

 

Veg freindly

 

grim.JPG

 

Austin 1100 mk2

 

Introduced 1970

78mph

48bhp

1097cc

HML shows 359 taxed for all models of Austin 1100 but there will be more (Leyland/Austin-Morris etc)

 

 

Is that one of those 'NISSAN 50th anniversary' badges on the grille of the Cherry?

[DodgyBastard]

Here's some of mine!

 

DSC_0984 by srblythe, on Flickr

 

DSC_1091 by srblythe, on Flickr

 

DSC_7000 by srblythe, on Flickr

 

DSC_6933 by srblythe, on Flickr

[castros_bro]

Sirs  und  Madams,

 

I may* have access to several large colour printer/copiers tomorrow so if the the AS TT cards are not copyrighted I'll chuck some A4 card in and run off a few sheets of probably 8 cards to a sheet and 5 sheets to a set (ie 40 cards) and see how they come out. If Mr. AS TT Editor would like to proof read them then PM me an address I'll chuck a set or two in our "post out"  tray  make suitable arrangements.

[carlo]

Fine by me.  Not sure about some of the photos in the earlier ones I did.

 

Foad chuck up some details of your cars and I'll do them.

[DodgyBastard]

Can I make them up?

 

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[bub2006]

JUST TO REITERATE THE RED PICASSO POSTED UP IS NOT MINE,I HAVE NOT FELL OFF THE ROAD NOR RAMMED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!

[bub2006]

Great work too Carlo.

[Six-cylinder]

Ok another of Mine that would look great on a TT card.

 

Citroen GS Special

Year into 1971

Speed 96 mph

bhp 60

cc 1299

Autoshite rating ?

[LC Torana]

Could some one add mine please

 

 

Daimler V8-250 GB

1967

112mph

142bhp

2500cc V8

 

By what possible, earthly definition could this be regarded as sh!te?

 

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