carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 How do I change the thread title? I reckon a rating of 1 - 20 for Autoshite-ness, although with some of the weird and wonderful stuff on here there could be a lot in the 18-20 bracket. Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 If you edit the first post, then go to More reply options you can edit the title there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 If anyone wants to nominate their car and include relevant details I'll post them up, if we get a packs worth we can take it from there! 2cvspecial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Holy thread resurrection, Batman! I'll have to dig out some stats for various cars. Chompy's Daihatsu Applause and my facelifted Renault 6TL would be good contenders I think. Skattrd has many strong contenders including an UMM and the Sera with the eye-destroying white interior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 rob88h, Magnificent Rustbucket and Nyphur 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 an austin metro, in throbbin' 998cc flavour, though i'm sure that will be in the original pack of cards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Magnificent Rustbucket and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I can't do the copy print thing due to no computer but would anyone fancy doing one for my Picasso? Its a red pre facelift exclusive 1.8. Thanks muchly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Be about the only time it would see the limelight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 sorry i am shit with computers. Austin Metro (GB) introduced 1980 max speed 86mph max power 47bhp capacity 998cc no built 2,078,218 autoshite rating 14 say? (well there are almost none left now from those built!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I can't do it on my phone but if anyone fancies doing mine for a laugh then feel free. Its a 1500 SE so they only made 2163 of them IIRC. egg, Nyphur and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 ^^I do like that mr T. trigger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Magnificent Rustbucket, Nyphur, steve_earwig and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 OK suckers: Let the arguments over Autoshite ratings begin Magnificent Rustbucket, vulgalour, pshome and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Magnificent Rustbucket and rob88h 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 thank you x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yeah, surely everyone is going to want high numbers.How about something based around a HML figure, the lower the number remaining the higher the AS value. Only double figure left means 15, less than a thousand is 10, less than 10k is 5. Plus 3 if it's been in the calendar.Plus 2 if more than two shiters own one.Plus 2 if it can run on veg Magnificent Rustbucket, Craig the Princess and Dave_Q 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Awesome! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Can't really do a how many left column, it would only be applicable for right now, it would be nice if these could stick about for a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 Here's the Joker rml2345, vulgalour, Nyphur and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I was going to ask if D was for Germany or Denmark. Then I realised Denmark don't produce any cars. Then I realised I'm on Autoshite so someone is probably about to correct me and produce the Danish Pastryburg 400 from 1952 which was based loosely on the Skoda 1000MB with Tatra running gear and, inexplicably, a helicopter engine transversely mounted on the roof. rob88h, Magnificent Rustbucket, LightBulbFun and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Here's the Joker no, its the wanker..... richardthestag and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Plus 2 if more than two shiters own one. hey wait.... what if there is only one in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Why are we conjuring rules? We don't need rules. Just numbers and pictures of horrible/unloved/valueless/surprisingly good/unbelievably shit cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Plus 2 if it can run on vegfine as long as usage as transmission oil or to stick dirt onto rusty parts to pass MOT counts as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 I was going to ask if D was for Germany or Denmark. Then I realised Denmark don't produce any cars. Then I realised I'm on Autoshite so someone is probably about to correct me and produce the Danish Pastryburg 400 from 1952 which was based loosely on the Skoda 1000MB with Tatra running gear and, inexplicably, a helicopter engine transversely mounted on the roof. I thought they were quite common.. rob88h, inconsistant, Nyphur and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhard65 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Here are a couple of mine.Rolls Royce silver spiritintroduced 1980cc 6750top speed.. to quote would be too vulgarpower.. more than enoughnumber built 8126Or there is the Peugeot 204 dieselthe diesel was introduced in 19681255ccmax power 40bhpmax speed.. not a lot mine will do about 65production numbers for all estates is 485336 of all engine types.HML lists 2 diesel 204's in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I like Pillock's suggestion of a vaguely objective stat but whatever we do there will be disagreements over what is Autoshite. Can I suggest that whoever makes the card does the rating and it's left at that unless there's a glaring error, such as only giving a horsey horseless sport a shite rating of 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 seems we will win a guiness record book entry for creating the first 500 card trump game... rml2345 and Magnificent Rustbucket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 If you'd like me as your official Autoshite Top Trumps designer, then I am afraid you will have to let me decide the rating. Of course, you can always scribble it out and put your own in. Or I can be bribed. Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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