Irritating person poll...TV Auto show Presenters.

[boobydoo]

Because I'm a wee bit bored and its raining so I can't do any little jobs and because Penny Mallory is getting a right slating in the Rancho thread,

why not lets settle once and for all, who is the most gruesome, annoying TV car show presenter?

 

[Cavcraft]

V B-H. Annoying, squeaky voiced bint.

[scaryoldcortina]

Nah, Brewer. At least with VBH you can turn the volume down, Brewer isn't even nice to look at

[Formula Autos]

V B-H. Annoying, squeaky voiced bint.

The fragrant VBH? Squeaky?

 

Breathy, more like - like Mariella Frostrup or Honor Blackman.

[Pete-M]

Definately Mallory.

 

V B-H can at least drive and doesn't look horrific.

 

Brewer is just a wanker.

 

Dawes knows no better.

[Formula Autos]

Jason Dawe.

 

It's HALF, you irritating man, not HAFF.

 

And stop drawing on windscreens as well.

 

Actually I'm starting to miss Used Car Roadshow. When we first went digital and over to Freeview round here we got (amongst other channels)ITV 3&4. Then, about two years later they (inexplicably) took them off us and gave us ITV2+1 instead.

 

Used Car Roadshow was always one of those "I'll watch it 'cause it's on" programmes. It's shit, but you know that before you switch it on. Like I say, I miss it a bit now.

 

Even with those two presenting.

[Mr Lobster]

Surely there can be only one winner with Dawe running a close second?

 

VBH used to be seriously hot - not so much now but well, y'know.

[TagoraSX]

Dead heat between Dawe and Hammond for me.

 

I don't know why but every time I see that fat tw@t with that stupid grin on his face I feel like smashing the TV.

[Formula Autos]

Interesting that Boobydoo hasn't put James May up as an option.

 

Top Gear obviously did the right thing dropping Jason Dawe for James May.

[outlaw118]

I could put them in a Top 3.... Brewer really is an insufferable twat, so therefore top.

Dawe, is second with his stupid fat face and total lack of awareness of his own ridiculousness.

Third is more of a difficult choice - Hammond or Mallory? probably Mallory, in that she's gone from a five pinter to super-munter pretty quickly.

Anyone who dislikes V B-H is a poof.

[Station]

Richard Hammond any day of the week. His opinion is shite, he's called cars rubbish when they are not, and he's just like this little snitchy backstabber. Plus he does crappy Morrison's adverts. I'd watch Top Gear like a proper Pistonhead member if he wasn't on it.

[Alexg]

Used Car Road Show is the most annoying useless car show I've ever seen. Every week there is another spotty 20 something twat on there looking for a car and every week it's the same fucking choices. 'Small family car?'.... 'i have 3 great cars here for you today'..... 'VW Golf, Audi A3, BMW 3 series'. Oh how fucking original, this stupid fat fuck and his rancid hatchet faced assistant quoting lines out of Parkers Guide whilst pointing to the same drab German ponce-mobiles every week is supreme bollocks. Oh, now he's on the blower getting a deal, don't listen to him. Stop being an easily lead unimaginative little fringe- Get on Autotrader, pick something fun, pick your colour and better still you won't have to see the faint scribblings of 'New 18995' and '2007 57 8995' on the windscreen everytime it rains. Cunt

[boobydoo]

I'm afraid the rules state that you can only have a maximum of two presenters from one current show, hence no May.

 

I also considered including Noel Edmonds and William Woolard but decided you lot weren't old enough!!

[Formula Autos]

I'm afraid the rules state that you can only have a maximum of two presenters from one current show, hence no May.

 

I also considered including Noel Edmonds and William Woolard but decided you lot weren't old enough!!

I remember Woolie well, and I'm only 30.

 

Here is the great man in action:

[boobydoo]

Actually, I do think at some stage they tried to 'sex' Used Car Roadshow up. Obviously, the production team realised that because the programme content was pretty weak AND it was presented by a blob and wrinkled old fragger, they'd draft in some talent.

 

Hence the very nice 'auction bird' whose name escapes me, but she was originally a contestant on the lame Channel 4 show 'Playing It Straight' and some 'hunky' mechanic bloke who told you how to do little jobs like change your battery or open a car door etc. I don't know if either are still in it?

[Baz]

Of the choices, Penny Mallory is definitely my least favourite....I find her visually unappealing (Unlike V B-H), and she talks utter bollocks....I once saw her raving about a Lamborghini Countach's "V8" engine....Just about sums her up really!

 

I can see why Mike Brewer is there, but I do actually quite enjoy that programme where him and "His mate Ed" buy an old classic-ish car and tart it up....Notice that I don't enjoy it enough to be able to remember what it's called though!

They did choose Brewer the front the I.O.M. T.T. coverage one year though, and that really was quite uncomfortable to watch, as he obviously didn't have a clue what he was on about....A bit like Jim Rosenthal when he presented the Formula One for ITV!

 

My absolute least favourite, pet hate, presenter of a car show, though, is Jason Plato....What a knob....I can't even bear to see him win in BTCC....Just has one of those faces that I wanna slap!

[Pete-M]

I'm surprised anyone (other than Station) doesn't like Hammond though. He's the most irritating of the current TG presenters but he's a genuine petrolhead and comes across as one.

 

Anyone who loves old Land Rovers, smokes about in 7 litre Yank muscle cars, adores 911s and uses a Mk1 Focus as daily wheels obviously has a bit of car knowledge and knows what they're on about

[Station]

It's just the way he comes across on Top Gear, he's obviously a nice bearable person off the telly, but I can't bear him on that.

[Pete-M]

They have to have a stooge.... Hammond is the best at being it

[Cavcraft]

V B-H. Annoying, squeaky voiced bint.

The fragrant VBH? Squeaky?

 

Breathy, more like - like Mariella Frostrup or Honor Blackman.

I'd sooner nail my knackers to the kitchen floor than screw that daft cow sorry.

[Rusty Pelican]

Sorry but I recon Tony Mason was the worst ever presenter , squeeky fat little twat , followed by Chris Goffey who knew fuck all about anything . But then im an old idiot with a long memory

[trigger]

I really can't stand that Penny Mallory, She gets right on my tits, As for the others, I'll either take them or leave them, I'm not fussed.

[Pete-M]

Sorry but I recon Tony Mason was the worst ever presenter , squeeky fat little twat , followed by Chris Goffey who knew fuck all about anything . But then im an old idiot with a long memory

Oh, Goffey was an arse. He was on the radio the other day warbling on about the virtues of his Mazda Bongo Friendee and MGB.

 

As for Tony Mason, he didn't annoy me. Met him a couple of times on rally stages in North Wales and he appears to be a nice enough bloke. Always made TG's rally report worthwhile when he got snowballed on every winter event.

 

TG Rally Report. Ah. That was quality telly. I've got loads of them from '90-94 on video somewhere. Clarkson looking thoroughly confused.

[warren t claim]

I hate to sound like Nick Clegg but this poll needs the Additional Vote system 'cos I hate a few of these people.

[eddyramrod]

Got to be Clarkson. Outside of politicians he's the smuggest, thickest bully on the planet and therefore deserves the vote. Which are we voting for, to hang him or burn him, by the way?

[autofive]

brewer is the most annoying, by far

 

and that daft cow who does moto GP

[ashmicro]

 

Breathy, more like - like Mariella Frostrup

Mariella Frostrup, Yesterday

 

[ashmicro]

I voted for that gurning horror Penny Mallory.

 

I've met Needell and he's a top bloke.

[sporty-shite]

I stumbled upon Used Car Roadshow this morning, caught the last ten minutes of it, and really wanted to inflict pain on ll involved in the tedious, predictable and unimaginative dross that it was.

 

They were picking family cars for some lardy and clueless bint from South East London (where there are lots of speedbumps)

 

The choices ended up with a Mitsubishi SpaceGear, a Zafira and a Megane Scenic with leather seats (a fact that obviously made Lady Mallory of Wrinkleston very moist)

 

The Bint tested the Mitsubishi and the Scenic. Liked the Mits', but decided the Scenic would be better because she was higher up and therefore "felt more safer [sic]"

 

Obviously the annoying fat prick had to "get on his mobile" to get her 500 notes off the price, and then the (not very) huge studio audience all applauded her decision.

 

Cunts. Every one of them.

 

EDIT: I vote Mallory, the wrinkled old boot.

[ashmicro]

^^^ FFS! Has Diddums not been taking his pills again?