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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Jeezus that looks diabolical!!!! MEGAWANT! I would not want to pay more than about £500 though.

Guest Leonard Hatred

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Has that got anything to do with the horror show wuvvum once owned?

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

r.welfare

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Wuvvum had an earlier-model one of those, did he not? I seem to recall it was rusty as hell. Looks like they grafted on a Dodge Shadow/Plymouth Sundance front end for a "restyle", the earlier ones look like an Uno on steroids.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hey, anyone fancy this 250k-mile Primera 1.6? Its in Spain like and has no tax or MOT so you'll have to sort that out logistically. Oh theres a free trailer stuck on the back, just to make sure you're paying top dollar for your ferry ticket too.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-PRIMERA-AN ... 0467977280

 

The guy's put a fuggin reserve on it! Just weigh it in you miserable tw@t :roll:

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Yeah, but....

 

she will also be a CLASSIC in just two years

So there! Bet you're not laughing now Mr B.

Guest Leonard Hatred

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To be fair, P10 Primeras are pretty GR10, I've had a few of them so far.

Polystratus Rank: Austin Maxi

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£3k does seem a bit steep. I reckon it'll probably get between £1700-£2100 though if there's someone out there who'd want a mint Mk1 Fizzy.

 

The "Old Skool Ford Tax"* doesn't tend to apply to stuff like poverty spec Fiestas as there's not a huge number of people out there who rate 'em. It's the same with 1.8 / 2.0 / 2.3 Granadas, 1.3 / 1.6 Cortina Mk3/4/5s etc, they weren't much fun so why would you want one? **

 

I'm a bit of an old Ford apologist, but I wouldn't pay more than £500 for that Fizzy as I don't want it, and don't have a better one that needs a shell.

 

* I don't think it's a tax when it's applied to Mk1/2 2dr, good spec Escorts.

** Other than Autoshiters...

For 3k you're looking at a mint XR2 or Supersport, for 2k a limited edition version, that one for sale 1500 tops, even then it's getting the right buyer, at £3500 it'll never sell, even a dealer wouldn't sell one at this sort of price, it'll end up eventually being sold to someone who'll do the usual works - roll cage and zetec engine.

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Hey this is nice:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-MAZDA-XEDOS-6-V6-SE-SILVER-/150485349118

 

Lots of shitty ones of these knocking about, this one looks a KRAKKA though. Only £400 at the moment with a day and a bit left. I'd love one of these.

That's a rebadged Eunos 500, if I recall those 2.0 V6s like blowing their headgasket or failing emissions or something like that. Me and Vic got a GE-generation 626, which is basically the "ordinary" version. All good fun until you find out a set of rear brake cables cost nearly a ton, what the! Cheers Mazda.

 

Mazda certainly got their money's worth out of that chassis, they also made the absolutely beautiful Efini MS-8:

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And the Autozam Clef, which you can take or leave:

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And the Ford Telstar, which certainly exists:

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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A few from tonights car&classic site.

 

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1975 Renault 12 TL

 

I haven't seen a car with a sunstrip like that for years. Yours for £250.

 

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1988 Peugeot 505 GTi

 

This is very sexual and seems like a good buy for £900 ono.

 

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1989 Fiat Panda 4x4

 

Intresting conversion.

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I'd quite like an R12. I reckon with a nice set of wheels they look pretty fit. However, I'd doubt that the 'minor repairs needed for MOT' would entail less than 100 hours slaving over a hot welder and a few weeks of searching for hard to find parts. Shame.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Lets have a few more piles of shite from the snappily-titled Societe Industrielle de Mecanique et Carosserie (industrial company of mechanicals and bodywork)

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/133076246.htm?ca=12_s

This has certainly got a strong 'SHITE' vibe going on. €500

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/132801531.htm?ca=12_s

Has any factory offering ever looked more like a terribe DIY effort than these pick-ups? €350

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/133716313.htm?ca=12_s

Always good policy when selling a car, to tip it on its side on a pile of rocks, for your advert photos. €250

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/63694331.htm?ca=12_s

I bet these are a right hoot, i'd love one! €1000

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/131622621.htm?ca=12_s

3-door! I'd love this looks tidy too, one owner from new. €800

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/107644143.htm?ca=12_s

I think we've had this one before, bit of grot on it but looks canny for €300, i defo would.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/130836983.htm?ca=12_s

€500 for this one, I prefer the blue 'un to be honest.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/19615139.htm?ca=12_s

Ohh what a lovely pair!!! 3-dr simca wagon, its only €100. Might give that shiply guy a ring and see what can be done!!!

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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That blue 'tina is just round the corner from me. I can tell you those pictures make it look better than it is...

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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Is it a Cresta or a Viscount?

 

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

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Is it a Cresta or a Viscount?

 

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

 

The vehicle PBY350K, a Vauxhall Viscount (Saloon), is on our database. :lol::lol::lol:

 

We know now - even if the owner hasnt got a clue :lol:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Cav-tastic!!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VAUXHALL-CAV ... mobiles_UK

 

"Hello Hirstcabs Executive Express, how can we help you?"

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-NISSAN-DATSU ... mobiles_UK

 

"Hello Hirstcabs, what the f**k do you want?"

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-Volkswagen-S ... mobiles_UK

 

Bitten off more than I can chew.....

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/fiat-126-unfinish ... mobiles_UK

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