Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

yeah, a good burgundy shade as well, the sort you get on restored steam engines etc.

[Guest]

I suppose the ultimate MK3 would be that colour, but with a set of those slightly off-white hubcaps as carried over from the facelift MK2.

 

Additional MEGA points if it is also some sort of homebrew dealer special edition consisting of some slightly wonky pinstripes and a dumb-sounding name on the tailgate.

[Negative Creep]

Even more points if it has a cat, which robbed the engine of any vestige of performance it once had

[Mr_Bo11ox]

EARTH CALLING PAYKANHUNTER..... COME IN PAYKANHUNTER

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SINGER-GAZELLE-RED-/180664010539

 

I know this is a DIY effort but it looks surprisingly decent. Has it got a bit of Cortina P100 grafted to its ass?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-ROVER-216-SE-EFI-WHITE-/180664147318

 

The seller of this has cleverly omitted to put anything in his description at all, but it loks tidy and is only in Chester so its gone in my watch list.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALFA-ROMEO-ALFASUD-SPRINT-VELOCE-TROFEO-LTD-EDITION-/110684680850

 

This looks mega qualz, I WOOD LUVE IT

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-CAPRI-MK3-1600S-HIGHLAND-GREEN-VERY-RARE-/280672637456

 

OMG WHAT A HONEY!!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mg-Metro-1300-/190530717549

 

I WAS GOING TO USE THE ENGINE FOR MY MINI

 

BASTARD

 

BUT BECAUSE OF THE CONDITION OF THIS CAR I COULDNT DO IT

GOOD LAD, I TAKE IT ALL BACK

[Vin]

I LOVE the early MK 3 Fiesta Love.

 

I remember when I first saw an F Reg MK 3 Fiesta. It was on my paper round. I remember reading the 'Fiesta' badge and thinking - What the fuck have they done...

 

Not Anymore

[seth]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUSTIN-MAEST ... 2c5c80fd1c

 

Tidy Maestro HLE, I'm sure I've seen photos of this before somewhere.

OWL used to live in Blackpool and appeared in the Readers Wives section of Practically Brassic about 3 years ago

 

I think OWL is owned by "02Man" from the Popular Classics forum? Actually a quick look over there confirms that.

[flat4alfa]

It is. I've driven it, it really is in time-warp condition and drives well

[mattblack]

I'd roll that Arrow pick up. Seller sounds a bit of a knob tho,...

 

£100 DEPOSIT MUST BE PAID INTO PAYPAL WITHIN 1 HOUR, REST IN CASH MUST BE COLLECTED WITHIN 3 DAYS

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUDI-COUPE-RED-/2 ... 3f09bc1669

Two Audi 100S Coupe's. In fact all the Audi parts I have collected over the years - the lot must go

Both cars are runners but as can be seen from the pictures they have not been run for some time

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-BEDFORD-CF-3 ... 3cb7c1ce8a

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-SKODA-105-LU ... 3a65d4b63a

ONLY 9,000 MILES FROM NEW

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/landmaster-very-r ... 1c1b8980e8

1985 landmaster in need of restoration believed to be only 12 made

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

What a weirdy.

 

A bit of info here - http://www.difflock.com/diffmag/issue8/landmaster.shtml

[flat4alfa]

Fo shizzle ma nizzle. A metal-flaked BMW E21

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0530695412

for a bit of 'bling' a healthy dose of tri-colour metalflake was added

boy does it sparkle!

[Pillock]

I used to rock around in the ultimate shite Mk3 Fiesta - my GF's mum's burgandy 1.8D Popular. L reg I think, we took that thing everywhere (and I took her quite a few places in it too). No performance at all, no luxuries, it kept going with zero servicing until the cam belt let go one day. Unbelievably, her mum paid for it to be fixed, only for her sister to scrape it down some armco on a hillside road in wales and get it written off a few months later.

[seth]

Fo shizzle ma nizzle. A metal-flaked BMW E21

 

Same guy as the Maestro

[dollywobbler]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mg-Metro-1300-/190530717549

 

I WAS GOING TO USE THE ENGINE FOR MY MINI

 

BASTARD

 

BUT BECAUSE OF THE CONDITION OF THIS CAR I COULDNT DO IT

GOOD LAD, I TAKE IT ALL BACK

 

That looks like the one that's been in the Ebay Bargains thread. Wasn't he after some daft amount of cash for what's actually a fairly shonky Metro?

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VICTOR-1 ... 43a6f12c9a

[BMC Dan]

PRE 75 BANGERS R COMING

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mk1-escort-1300-2 ... 3f09befe00

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DATSUN-100A-CHERR ... 43a6deffbe

[retro80sboy]

not so much an 'ebay tat' find.

 

but saw this on the wall at my local Sainsburys on the customer advertising board.

 

 

[Gompo]

Car derived vans are those ones with a regular car's silhouette, but usually with the rear windows blanked out and with no rear seats - right?

 

 

 

RELIANT KITTEN 1978 CAR DERIVED VAN

 

Still, it is shite and in the last photo it does have a 'load'.

 

This however is great for £395 I reckon. Presumably Bickle likes these almost as much as Prides..?

 

 

Even got a years tax! A lad on RR is on about buying one like this.. possibly the very same..

 

Suntop

[Gompo]

I dont mind admitting that I like old school pick-up trucks. Whether with a a lift kit or a modded minitruck I like their straight edges, clean lines. A far cry from those wank 'lifestyle' Outlander ANIMAL toss mobiles with their shit stickers, Truckman Tops and tinted windows, modern alloys wheels and drainpipe-esque bull bars.

 

A 1989 Datsun will do me just fine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no.

 

 

No!

 

 

No?!!?

 

Still, atleast it's got a BMW badge:

 

 

USED FOR THE BUSNISS TOWING CARS CARRING HEAVY STUFF

 

Oh, right..

 

NEW WINDSCREAM,BRAKES RECONDICTION ALTERNATORN

 

Uh'huh, that's reassuring.

 

THE CROWMED ALLOYS WHEN FITTED THEY STICK OUT OFF CHASSIS A BIT IT MAKES THE VAN LOOCK EXTRA BAD BOY .MONTER TRUCK I WOULD SAY

 

Yep, definitely extra bad boy. You've got a good eye for that sort of thing.

 

THE VAN ITS IN GOOD CONDICTION UNDER THE VAN NO RUST I HAVE ALWAYS LOCKET AFTER THAT

 

Finally, I've been locking for a well locket after vehicle forever but never seen anyone state it so clearly.

 

Strong Horse

[freebird]

I dont mind admitting that I like old school pick-up trucks. Whether with a a lift kit or a modded minitruck I like their straight edges, clean lines. A far cry from those wank 'lifestyle' Outlander ANIMAL toss mobiles with their shit stickers, Truckman Tops and tinted windows, modern alloys wheels and drainpipe-esque bull bars.

 

A 1989 Datsun will do me just fine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no.

 

 

No!

 

 

No?!!?

 

Still, atleast it's got a BMW badge:

 

 

USED FOR THE BUSNISS TOWING CARS CARRING HEAVY STUFF

 

Oh, right..

 

NEW WINDSCREAM,BRAKES RECONDICTION ALTERNATORN

 

Uh'huh, that's reassuring.

 

THE CROWMED ALLOYS WHEN FITTED THEY STICK OUT OFF CHASSIS A BIT IT MAKES THE VAN LOOCK EXTRA BAD BOY .MONTER TRUCK I WOULD SAY

 

Yep, definitely extra bad boy. You've got a good eye for that sort of thing.

 

THE VAN ITS IN GOOD CONDICTION UNDER THE VAN NO RUST I HAVE ALWAYS LOCKET AFTER THAT

 

Finally, I've been locking for a well locket after vehicle forever but never seen anyone state it so clearly.

 

Strong Horse

Well, you could say f*****g foreigners, come in to our country, cant speak the f*****g language....etc...etc

or

You can be a thick, illiterate c**t and still make a living.

Its your call.

[mattblack]

Y'know, I was just thinking 'what I really need is to see the whole post about that Datsun pick up again 2 seconds after I first saw it...'

 

[Des]

^^ Like his 'Diddy' personalised reg.

[freebird]

Y'know, I was just thinking 'what I really need is to see the whole post about that Datsun pick up again 2 seconds after I first saw it...'

 

I take it you are the resident smart arse.

Well thats fucking told me!

Many thanks for your warm welcome to a newbie.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

What were you expecting, someone to hold your hand?

Also, fuck off, and be less shit.