How much do YOU love Ford Escorts?

[Timewaster]

This much?

 

Googling "bad tatoos" is an amusing way to waste 10 minutes laughing at the terminally stupid.

[brammy777]

HAHAHA that's so bad it's untrue, at least he doesn't have to see it all the time.I have tattoos, and i must say, back tattoos aren't something I'm too keen on, massive amount of pain, plus how uncomfortable could it be? They swell and stick to the cream when healing, so kudos to him for putting up with that. Not so sure on the belt either.

[Mr Lobster]

I wonder if he even HAS an Escort?

[Rusty Pelican]

Would have been far better if there was one car in , say a rally scene , or even better nothing at all , I love tattoos but not these

[pogweasel]

Oh dear!

[Mr H Sceptre]

Should have just had one tatoo of a 1.1 Popular 3dr Estate.

[Cavcraft]

I nearly did a little wee then, WFT made him have that done?Extensively tattoed myself but sod having bloody cars done!

[Timewaster]

Found another one.

 

 

Anyone want to DVLA check it?

[seth]

If I were ever to have one or a group of tattoos done I'd make sure the composition was at least nice!

[pogweasel]

The enquiry is completeThe vehicle details for RUB 533M are:Date of Liability 01 03 2010Date of First Registration 01 10 1973Year of Manufacture Not AvailableCylinder Capacity (cc) 1700CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status Licence Not DueVehicle Colour REDVehicle Type Approval

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Ha ha, I bet those escort tattoos are a WINNAR with the laydees, so classy!!!

[Timewaster]

There are more idiots in the world than I first thought!

 

 

 

 

 

That last one was titled "cavalier tattoo". Wtf?

[Cavcraft]

Because it was done in a Cavalier fashion? If I were going to have a tattoo done of my favourite cars I'd just have 'SHIT' written across my back or something.

[RedSparrow]

Dont have any tattoos, but when I considering it my mate suggested I get the 'spinning L' from the British Leyland logo done on my arm. I didn't.

[whitevanman]

Whilst I have no tats at the moment I have had plans for years............

 

and as much as my cars mean to me NO WAYwould I get a car tat on me, mainly because I think its very crass at best...plus...tats on a old person look shocking....I didn't know Cortinas were shaped like that

[Guest]

And for a non car rofl

 

[vicsmith]

The Cavalier tatoo is probably a Chevvy Cavalier Z/24 coupe. I have no desire to get a tatoo personally, but if a car tatoo is what these people desire, then they would be stupid not to get one. I like the Escort and VW variant ones (although not sure about the cartoon-like Cosworth at the bottom of the Escort one) they show true dedication, and any bird that hasn`t left the vicinity upon seeing these fellas shirtless for the first time will probably go on to tolerate a garden full of Allegros, co-ownership with a friend of a Mk1 Passat and two completely unrestorable Scimitars in a lock-up that she isn`t supposed to know about. And you could probably get her to drive to work every day in a Maroon Amassador.

[andrew e]

That first pic reminds me of the duvet with Rally Escorts on it, I had as a kid

[CIH]

red one in the first pic looks more like an Avenger to me...

[fotorabia]

Im heavily tattooed and i have to say these tattoos above are total shite..so heres a nice picture of a nice Escort with fake RS2000 tattoos..

[trigger]

I work with a bloke who's a bit of a nob who has "I LOVE MY MINI" tattooed on his arm, And he drives a Nissan Micra, We all take the piss out of him about it (Behind his back as no-one talks to him)

[FredTransit]

Isn't this a bit like 'your car, your way'? I don't do tattoos myself, but if you want the pain, expense and looking crass when you get old go ahead, it's not hurting me.

[Station]

Those 'Escorts' look like Tiger Avengers.

[pompei]

Wonder if anyone has a stretch limo tattooed on their nob?

 

You could do a lot worse than have a Bacon tattoo

 

[pogweasel]

 

Now that really is repulsive!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Old Fords (mainly Escrotes) do attract a lot of grunting imbeciles. Excessive tattoos are for idiots anyway - the odd out of sight small one is okay, but you just have to laugh at the meatheads with the tribal ink up their arms or ropey birds with the old 'slag wings' on their lower backs. It at least makes it easier to spot cretins I suppose.

[Cavcraft]

'Excessive tattoos are for idiots'Yeah, of course they are My missus has a tattoo on her lower back incidentally. I don't believe she's a 'slag' or a 'ropey bird' though?

[pogweasel]

Butt antlers?

[vicsmith]

Isn't this a bit like 'your car, your way'? I don't do tattoos myself, but if you want the pain, expense and looking crass when you get old go ahead, it's not hurting me.

That thought did occur to me. You`d think we could have a bit of discussion about weird tattoos without insulting folk, wouldn`t you?

[barrett]

I was going to get a tattoo of a Mk1 Escrote 2dr, but it turns out it costs about £7k to have done.........................................ba-boom-tish!