facebook games

[kelvin2008]

Anyone on here like the facebook games? I know pistonheads has a mafia wars "clan" could it be done here? Farmvilles popular too.

[Angrydicky]

Farmville!! Haha what a waste of time! Can't stop playing it though

[Dukestar25]

Farmville!! Haha what a waste of time! Can't stop playing it though

Don't forget, Farmville, Fish World, Cafe World and Farkle too... ( )

[UglyAmerican]

I do one called Car IQ. They show pictures of cars (mostly american market), multiple choice questions for make, model, then year. Guessing the year correctly is often impossible.I find it fun for when I'm talking to my gf on the phone though.

[Dukestar25]

I think Pog composed a couple of car-related quizzes and put them on FB. A good way to waste a few munites ...

[Electric Leyland]

Is there a game where the purpose is to collect every surviving example of Autoshite possible no matter how inane and keep it on a massive farm forever? I wouldn't mind filling the Live News Feed with updates on that every 5 minutes.

[Mr H Sceptre]

Is there a game where the purpose is to collect every surviving example of Autoshite possible no matter how inane and keep it on a massive farm forever? I wouldn't mind filling the Live News Feed with updates on that every 5 minutes.

Shiteville

[Pillock]

I'm sick of Farmville, and I don't even play the sodding thing. Pog, I'm looking at you - next time you 'take in a stray duck' or some shit I'm coming around with the Hoi Sin.

[Guest]

I like the idea of POG playing loads of pointless Facebook games, I bet he gets "tagged" in loads of pictures where he's out partying, too.My prayers would be answered if they did some kind of online version of New Wheels John where I could punt on clocked Volvo 343s to my "buddies".

[RedSparrow]

Is there a game where the purpose is to collect every surviving example of Autoshite possible no matter how inane and keep it on a massive farm forever? I wouldn't mind filling the Live News Feed with updates on that every 5 minutes.

Shiteville

Thats a brilliant idea!'Oh no! Pikeys have hi-abbed RedSparrows' rotten Talbot Alpine away! He needs help to go down to the encampment with some mates with baseball bats to get it back - Can you help?'or 'Oh no! The council have ordered RedSparrow to clear 50% of his fucked motors from his field - Can you help get some money together to bribe the council?'

[pogweasel]

LOL. Shiteville sounds excellent. I would play that.Farmville is hideously addictive, loads of my chums play it, so when theres animals on offer I tend to share them. the pointless notifications I don't bother with. Oh and sadly for Hirst, I have only been 'tagged' in one photo. I don't have enough of a party lifestyle it would seem.

[Father Ted]

I know for a fact that my brain is not normal ( I have seen the MRI scans and had a long long chat with the neurosurgeon).But i just dont "get" these games on facebook. I have tried mafia wars, thought it was pants, kept a fish tank, again just couldnt be arsed and let all my fish die ( they are sti there floating about in their virtual tank) and as for farmtowncafevile again I just dont get them at all.That said the idea f shiteville interests me strangely.Persoally I just use Facebook for a bit of light stalking!

[M'coli]

I just can't be arsed with Faceache games - quizzes sometimes, but games no. Farmville, for example. If you plant cotton, can you use slaves to pick it? No. Do you ever find someone shagging your sheep? No. Do you ever find maggots on a sheep while you're shearing it? No. Do you find the input shaft bearing's broken on the round baler just before you hook it up to get the hay in and next week is promising to be shite weather, so you've only got today to bale it? No.Does anyone tell you of a set-aside scam that allows you to grow a cash-crop and claim maximum subsidy? No.So what's the bloody point?

[Pillock]

when theres animals on offer I tend to share them.

[Guest]

Someone I know plays Rollercoaster Kingdom or something like that which gives notifications which are just begging for meanspirited comments (of which I generally oblige). "Oh no! A bus full of orphans has broken down on the way to your fun park and they're all stranded!" "This baby moose has lost its mother and is very sad!" etc.

 

I've never played Farmville, but I reckon it would be better if it was themed around "Mr Majestyk" so you play an angry Charles Bronson trying to get a melon crop in, whilst a massive hitman in a ridiculous sports jacket tries to take you out.

 

"Oh dear, you've left your house in the pickup and Frank's goons are in hot pursuit. And they're in an assortment of tasty 4-door 70s Yank-tin including a slightly battered Polara."

[Ratdat]

Someone I know plays Rollercoaster Kingdom or something like that which gives notifications which are just begging for meanspirited comments (of which I generally oblige). "Oh no! A bus full of orphans has broken down on the way to your fun park and they're all stranded!" "This baby moose has lost its mother and is very sad!" etc.

 

I've never played Farmville, but I reckon it would be better if it was themed around "Mr Majestyk" so you play an angry Charles Bronson trying to get a melon crop in, whilst a massive hitman in a ridiculous sports jacket tries to take you out.

 

"Oh dear, you've left your house in the pickup and Frank's goons are in hot pursuit. And they're in an assortment of tasty 4-door 70s Yank-tin including a slightly battered Polara."

Just watched the whole of Mr. Majestyk on YouTube Winner.

[trigger]

I wondered what you lot was on about, i was thinking of Mr. Majeika!

 

[Timewaster]

Totally addicted to Bejeweled Blitz.Frustrating pointless waste of time, but I can't seem to leave it alone.Facebook can't win where I'm concerned. I complain when there is nothing happening and nothing is updated, and when I have a "friend" that writes constant waffle about every last detail of their day, what post they got, making a cup of tea.. that sort of crap - I either delete or hide them!

[trigger]

I think i might be getting like that, Can't help myself sometimes, Especially when on nights!, Though one bloke i work with who's on my friends list is awful for it, Non-stop waffle all day long, I might block him soon.

[Guest Kyle]

 

 

[pandamonium]

Coffee splattered on the screen now.

[M'coli]

I think i might be getting like that, Can't help myself sometimes, Especially when on nights!, Though one bloke i work with who's on my friends list is awful for it, Non-stop waffle all day long, I might block him soon.

I did this to one of my "friends" when they started going on about the X-factor and the dreaded Jedward.Then there was the Scottish-decendant-of-Irish-immigrants friend who said a couple of weeks ago "a vote for Jedworth is a vote for common sense". I nearly replied with "a vote for Jedward is a vote for the rhythm method of contraception and outlawing abortion", but thought better of it.

[RedSparrow]

Are there any nerds who can make a game like the proposed 'Shiteville'?

 

So it looks like this (but cartoony) when you play it:

 

[Split_Pin]

 

 

I am very addicted to Farmville. I have just bought a big red tractor, and it looks like quite shite, and not some modern hard-drive-on-wheels effort.

 

I've wasted hours on it I am ashemed to say, but the above pic has made me laugh a lot!

[pogweasel]