Mr H Sceptre Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 hey qual picture! is there a news story to go with it?Farmers in the area claim they have lost hundreds of pounds to poachers and are plagued by others driving four-wheel vehicles over their fields. Four wheeled vehicles? S'pose it would be pointless trying to drive a 3 wheeled vehicle like a Reliant or Bond across a field. I'd personally think a Unimog would be much better suited to muddy farm fields, but there you go.....
Rod/b Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 One thing I'd recommend is telling any neighbours who are sympathetic to your tat collection that if they see anyone towing or lifting one of your cars, and you're not there watching it happen, that they should get straight onto the Police.
Richard Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 One thing I'd recommend is telling any neighbours who are sympathetic to your tat collection that if they see anyone towing or lifting one of your cars, and you're not there watching it happen, that they should get straight onto the Police.That's the problem, most of Dave's neighbours would be happy to see his tat collection being hiabbed away. That's why I wondered if one of them had been speaking to the pikeys.
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 This PROBABLY isn't an appropriate time to mention that 70 years ago THIS WEEK the German police were ordered to round up all gipsies...... Amazing what you can learn from "The World At War" on 'Yesterday"!Adolf was firm but fair.With regard to the pikeys, leave a downstairs light on so that they think you're up.I have them every day hawking around my garage - two or three unwashed oiks in a Transit. You can hear the rattle of a 2.5Di before they hove into view. I wish they would just fuck off."Got any scrap"."Nope".
Guest Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 With anyone else I would reckon that's a joke, but being Rev. Brownshirt I suspect it is not.
Wolseley1660man Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Knackers tried to steal an old bike of mine, though the bike was a piece of shit and frankly I'd be better without it, as I've three running bikes already. I can at least turn the fuel pump off on the car that gave me this stupid username. I also disconnect the battery. Given that I the clock has a small drain on the battery, or I might leave the radio on, that's wise.
Lankytim Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 If you tell em you weigh it in all yourself they seem to leave you alone. Maybe they think im a pikey too, honour amongst scrap dealers and all that.Seeing that pic of a JCB and caravan reminded me of a couple of incidents that happened here a few years ago. Theres alot of "building sites" in Stoke, that is, Pottery factories that have been demolished, cleared and then the site left empty. Pikey paradise I guess...One of these bomb sites was being built on by a local builder. He turned up to work to find a pikey encampment had popped up overnight In his annoyance he used his JCB to dig a deep trench round the perimiter of the site to the pikeys couldnt get out. Before he could finish the trench they had quickly packed up and cleared off.Another story I heard of was a similar situation, a builder turned up on site to find a caravan on the plot he was building on. He told the occupant he was going off to get some breakfast, when he got back if he was still here he'd smash his caravan up with his JCB.When the builder got back the caravanner hadnt left so he jumped in his digger and started to push the 'van off the site. Again the pikey quickly hitched up and left before his caravan was completey destroyed.Wish id been there to see that. I was told these stories by the local old man so they are guaranteed 100% TRUE.
Guest Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 This PROBABLY isn't an appropriate time to mention that 70 years ago THIS WEEK the German police were ordered to round up all gipsies...... Amazing what you can learn from "The World At War" on 'Yesterday"!Adolf was a deranged homicidal maniac who got into power through a blatant abuse of democratic means, but if we could reincarnate him only to round up pikeys, scrounging window licking chavs and raze Partington to the ground before giving him both barrels of a large caliber rifle in the bollocks, I wouldn't mind. EFA.
AnthonyG Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Round Hereford and Brecon way, squatting pikeys are also removed with JCB Loadalls or very large tractors, no point doing anything else with 'em. Back to Daves problem, wheel clamp and dislok. Won't stop a Hiab, but if they are scrap gyppos and not nefarious banger racers, it should be enough to put them off. Always put it at the furthest part of your drive, i.e. Cougar and other modern stuff first.
CortinaDave Posted November 23, 2009 Author Posted November 23, 2009 The thing is the Cortina doesn't look remotely scrap! its a minter.. i could understand if it was rusty/covered in moss etc.The problem with the disclok/wheelclamp is that I suspect they wanted it for banger racing as opposed to just weighing it in, so the sea of vectras/mondeos/bmws etc wont hold the same appeal so they will put that extra effort in to take my shite.I saw an article somewhere about hiding an old mobile phone somewhere in the dash which can be registered with a company and can then be traced if the car is nicked.. cant remember where it was though.The drive is only one car deep but two cars wide so I cant really block it in.
AnthonyG Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 The thing is the Cortina doesn't look remotely scrap! its a minter.. i could understand if it was rusty/covered in moss etc.The problem with the disclok/wheelclamp is that I suspect they wanted it for banger racing as opposed to just weighing it in, so the sea of vectras/mondeos/bmws etc wont hold the same appeal so they will put that extra effort in to take my shite.I saw an article somewhere about hiding an old mobile phone somewhere in the dash which can be registered with a company and can then be traced if the car is nicked.. cant remember where it was though.The drive is only one car deep but two cars wide so I cant really block it in.To be honest your choice here for piece of mind is to garage it or hide it somehow - can you take up whitevanman on his offer? I think that mobile phone thing is bollocks, it might work in cities when there are loads of 'broadcasting' towers but in the countryside - no chance. Plus you've got to try and interest the police in helping you locate and recover it, which is unlikely.P.S how about one of those metal parking bollards - or even better - a set of gates?
M'coli Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Adolf was a deranged homicidal maniac who got into power through a blatant abuse of democratic means, but if we could reincarnate him only to round up pikeys, scrounging window licking chavs and raze Partington to the ground before giving him both barrels of a large caliber rifle in the bollock, I wouldn't mind. EFA.Adolf was monorchid!
Guest Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Adolf was a deranged homicidal maniac who got into power through a blatant abuse of democratic means, but if we could reincarnate him only to round up pikeys, scrounging window licking chavs and raze Partington to the ground before giving him both barrels of a large caliber rifle in the bollock, I wouldn't mind. EFA.Adolf was monorchid!Eh? I am unfamiliar with this word.
UglyAmerican Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Dissuading Pikeys? Do they not sell the Street Sweeper in the UK like they do in the US?
The Liberator Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Uniglobular folk often seem to lack the balance of normal men, cf. Franco.It's the yin and yang of the plums.
Guest Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Toothless pikeys turned up at my door today asking if I wanted them to "take that old Cortina away"I sent them packing, but now I'm worried that said pikeys will come and steal it and/or the SD1 off the drive. I dont have a garage so I wondered if anyone had any ideas on how to prevent my shite from disappearing without trace???Two solutions I have used in the past:1. Council lock-up. Six quid a week and keeps the car dry.2. Ground anchor. In conjunction with a chain around the rear axle. In the extreme event of someone turning up with a Hiab, this may encourage them to put the car back down and fuck off, or at least will delay them therefore increasing the chances of someone else noticing dodgy goings-on.Also, while it doesn't stop the theft or attempted theft taking place, it's worth looking at CCTV, cameras can be picked up pretty cheap these days.
Richard Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 2. Ground anchor. In conjunction with a chain around the rear axle. In the extreme event of someone turning up with a Hiab, this may encourage them to put the car back down and fuck off, or at least will delay them therefore increasing the chances of someone else noticing dodgy goings-on.This sort of thing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEMEcgOPwpg
michiel Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 Uniglobular folk often seem to lack the balance of normal men, cf. Franco.It's the yin and yang of the plums.My brother's (still) quite normal, as far as I know. Glad we don't have this pikey problem (again, as far as I know, might be different out of town), although last week I had to ask a young man to put back the beercase (bottles were empty so worth 4 euro...) he and his mate 'found' in our pantry at work. He actually did put it back and then buggered off, even though his mate held the lift door open a few metres away and he could have walked away with it easily... not the brightest bloke I've ever seen.
whitevanman Posted November 23, 2009 Posted November 23, 2009 One thing I'd recommend is telling any neighbours who are sympathetic to your tat collection that if they see anyone towing or lifting one of your cars, and you're not there watching it happen, that they should get straight onto the Police.That's the problem, most of Dave's neighbours would be happy to see his tat collection being hiabbed away. That's why I wondered if one of them had been speaking to the pikeys.Can't imagine Dave's neighbours lowering themselves to talking to pikey's
Barry Cade Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 I had a mnt Bluebird wrecked by vandals in Dave's manor, along with a Saab 900GLs (which was also being used as a knocking shop by the local chavs) and a Lancia Y10... never had any Pikeys though. Better garage the old Merc! i leave it open most nights!There was a 20 foot twin axle caravan stolen from a dealers a few years back, they winched it over a 6 foot fence, about a 1/4 mile from Scotlands Police training college!! They're pretty brazen up here!
Richard Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Can't imagine Dave's neighbours lowering themselves to talking to pikey'sYou reckon? I've never seen them but from what I've read on here about them talking to pikeys would be a step up for some of them.
simmo Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Why not chain the Cortina and Rover together can't tow them or Hiab them without a load of effort and fuss.
whitevanman Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Can't imagine Dave's neighbours lowering themselves to talking to pikey'sYou reckon? I've never seen them but from what I've read on here about them talking to pikeys would be a step up for some of them.I have seen them, and worked on Dave's cars and had a few curtains twitch while I was there, the one accross the road is a complete bitch, but its all about snobbery so thats why I dont think they would talk eo the pikeys........maybe phoned them though????
whitevanman Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Why not chain the Cortina and Rover together can't tow them or Hiab them without a load of effort and fuss.brcause the Rover is his daily transport
Station Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 1. Council lock-up. Six quid a week and keeps the car dry.I had two of them. Both have been broken into. The first, I was building my kitcar - the pikeys broke the lock, and stole my brand new petrol generator, new engine crane, and over a grand's worth of tools. They then returned a couple of days later and picked up the tiny gasless mig welder, obviously because they couldn't fit anymore into the back of their stolen Warrior. I had everything set up, and it was blatantly obvious I was working on that kitcar - and I NEEDED THOSE THINGS THEY STOLE. What a bunch of fucking cunts.My other lockup has been broken into several times (meaning 7 times). I keep nothing of any value in there. I realised this when soft Birkenhead cunts stole my camera, a load of tools and a couple of stereos. They were then spotted on a train heading to Birkenhead North (the shithole of the North West), by transport police with about 1/2 a tonne of tools. The stupid twats confessed they had stolen from a lockup. They were convicted, and their mother's had to pay court costs, etc. As part of a new scheme between the council and the Police, I was kept informed on how the knuckle dragging knobjockeys were performing in their lives, and was told they had reoffended a couple of weeks later.Is there any point to these airbreathers being alive - surely it'd be better place to just off them.
RedSparrow Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 I was thinking, we do need some kind of Gulag style system. Or maybe make the Isle of Wight a big prison like in 'Escape from New York'? PLISSKEN!!
AnthonyG Posted November 24, 2009 Posted November 24, 2009 Is there any point to these airbreathers being alive - surely it'd be better place to just off them.I refer you to Herr Hitler's solution, as mentioned previously.
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