£4 roffle - come on lads, help me out here WE HAVE A WINNAR !!!

[gm]

this has been stagnating over in the for sale section for a couple of weeks and I really need to get it shifted (fatha gm is not happy about it being parked out front of his house)

so tickets are now only FOUR EARTH POUNDS EACH or THREE FOR A TENNER !

the original roffle post is here 

 

 

but please reply below with how many tickets you are wanting

 

 

 

 

the list so far (copied over from previous post)

1 primeradoner (somewhere local)

2 Northern Monkey (oop north, presumably)

3 95 quid peugeot (suffolk)

4 JimBell (sooth sheels)

5 Snagglepuss (accrington)

6 BL bloke (oldbury)

7 Brown Nova (north wales)

8 DaveHedgeHog31 (scotland)

9 ohdearme (dunno, down south ?)

10 Eddyramrod (north west-ish ?)

11 clayts450 (Nottingham)

12 sealtainn (fucking shetland!)

13 JoeyEunos (chesterlestreet)

14 primeradoner (local lad)

15 JimBell (sooth sheels)

16 Flat4 (scotland)

17 davehedgehog31 c/o loserone (scootland)

18 cavcraft c/o the doctor (chester(not -le-street))

19 95 quid peugeot (suffolk)

20 Northern Monkey (oop north, presumably)

21 Brown Nova (north wales)

22 Flat4 (near knock hill, I hear)

23 BL bloke (oldbury)

24 primeradoner (local lad)

25 sealtainn (really ? fucking shetland ?)

26 DaveHedgeHog31 (scotchland)

27 clayts450 (Nottingham)

28 gadgetgricey (west midlands)

29 Snagglepuss (accrington)

30 Eddyramrod (north west-ish ?)

31 JimBell (sooth sheels)

32 primeradoner (local car for local people)

33 cavcraft (chester(not -le-street))

34 95 quid peugeot (suffolk)

35 Toby (Ipswich)

36 gadgetgricey (west midlands)

37 Brown Nova (north wales)

38 Flat4 (jocks wahay)

39 Toby (Ipswich)

40 Toby (Ipswich)

41 cavcraft (three trains away)

42 sealtainn (floating by boat)

43 BL bloke (oldbury)

44 JoeyEunos (chesterlestreet)

45 Eddyramrod (north west-ish ?)

46 clayts450 (Nottingham)

47 gadgetgricey (brum, brum)

48 JimBell (sooth sheels)

49 Snagglepuss (could it be autotested?)

50 sealtainn c/o loserone

51 primeradoner (local lad)

52 Northern Monkey (oop north, presumably)

53 davehedgehog31 c/o loserone (swap you for a haggis supper?)

54 cavcraft (packed lunch included)

55 primeradoner (howay the lads)

56 JimBell (sooth sheels)

57 The Doctor (time and space)

58 cavcraft c/o the doctor (I'll pick you up in the roffle 107)

59 JoeyEunos (chesterlestreet)

[DoctorRetro]

Give me two tickets, but assign them to Cavcraft.

[gm]

naughty, but I like it

[Sealtainn]

I always think of the spoof Professionals and Sweeney adverts for the Almera GTi when I see one and it makes me smile, plus I’ve had a drink and I’m unsupervised as well as already having the roffled Buick still sans MoT, the Transit needing a replacement gearbox, my Focus with electrical gremlins etc etc so therefore I’ll have a trio of randoms if you please


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[gm]

unsupervised online drinking ftw ! numbers allocated, many thank

[gm]

2 minutes ago, Sealtainn said:

I always think of the spoof Professionals and Sweeney adverts for the Almera GTi when I see one and it makes me smile,

if you win, I shall set up a large pile of cardboard boxes in an alleyway for you to drive through

[95 quid Peugeot]

Trio for me pls

[The Moog]

Stick 3 down for Northern Monkey at bargain price and up mine to 3 as well.

[gm]

15 minutes ago, 95 quid Peugeot said:

Trio for me pls

an excellent choice, sir

[gm]

13 minutes ago, snagglepuss said:

Stick 3 down for Northern Monkey at bargain price and up mine to 3 as well.

good stuff, where would mr monkey be located, pray tell ?

[Jim Bell]

6 for me if you don't mind taking payment via bank trans and don't mind squashing it on my behalf very uncerimoniously after the draw. 

[Flat4]

Go on then, I'll have another one to take me up to 3

[gm]

Just now, Jim Bell said:

5 for me if you don't mind taking payment via bank trans and don't mind squashing it on my behalf very uncerimoniously after the draw. 

no problem with bank transfer from your good self, you might need to come and pretend to drive it away so as not to upset mother gm

[tobyd]

Three please

 

Edited May 16, 2019 by tobyd
bargain price for three!

[gm]

Just now, Flat4 said:

Go on then, I'll have another one to take me up to 3

as you already wanted two at £5 each, you are effectively getting a third ticket for absolutely bollock all ! you could be the envy of all your friends when they hear you won a car for free

[gm]

2 minutes ago, tobyd said:

Three please

 

val-u-like !

[gm]

21 tickits available - that makes seven sets of three by my reckoning - come on, boys and girls, do me a lemon !

[brownnova]

Bugger it...

At that price I’ll take a threesome... 

 

 

 

Of tickets... 

[gm]

threesomes (of tickets) can only be a good thing ! excellent purchasing

[The Moog]

Northern Monkey resides in the wonderful Fence.

[gm]

what a strange collection of words to have found themselves in the same sentence

[loserone]

Make it a third from me, this one to Sealtainn. Ta.

[gm]

naughty, naughty, very naughty 

[eddyramrod]

Go on then, I'll have a tenner's worth of randoms please.

[gm]

ideal, you're somewhere north west I think ?

[eddyramrod]

Yes, bottom-left corner of the Lakes so 100 miles or so from you.  I know it's doable because I picked up my Mercury Sable from Tow Law a few years ago.

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1 minute ago, eddyramrod said:

 Tow Law

lucky you didn't go in winter - my grandparents lived there and got properly snowed in every winter

[SRi05]

2 hours ago, gm said:

this has been stagnating over in the for sale section for a couple of weeks and I really need to get it shifted (fatha gm is not happy about it being parked out front of his house)

Is it just me or does the for sale section not get as much traffic as the main forum? I've noticed a lot of stuff struggles to shift there. The speed of this roffle may back up my theory 

[gm]

I thought the same, maybe roffles should be over here where they can tempt innocent punters enjoying a casual beer and browse session - looks to be working tonight, anyway 

[loserone]

2 minutes ago, gm said:

lucky you didn't go in winter - my grandparents lived there and got properly snowed in every winter

Ah, the top of our hill.