Pillock does a collection.

[Pillock]

Well, not me but a good friend has found a new* motor and has asked me to go and help him get it.

 

"What better help", thought I, "than posting a series of stupid photos on a beige forum". So he's got a collection thread and he doesn't even know it.

 

Stage 1. Breakfast. Thankfully we over-ordered Chinese last night.

[Pillock]

We're on the move!

 

Ashby-de-la-Soul, swapped to mate's car that's getting chopped in.

 

Ye olde satnav is utterly confused and might well get lobbed out the window

[chaseracer]

This is WHY one over-orders takeaway, Chris - do keep up!

 

Chodspeed, dear friend.

[red5]

You can never over order. It's always just right.

[Pillock]

COULD THIS BE A CLUE?

 

(Spoiler: no it's not. Apart from our general direction)

[volvoman]

Well, not me but a good friend has found a new* motor and has asked me to go and help him get it.

 

"What better help", thought I, "than posting a series of stupid photos on a beige forum". So he's got a collection thread and he doesn't even know it.

 

Stage 1. Breakfast. Thankfully we over-ordered Chinese last night.

 

That type of breakfast is sure to increase/excellerate the "poo count".

 

Im fighting off phoning up a local Volvo Estate advertised near me........must not call that number...must not buy that Volvo!!!

[hairnet]

He's bought horsebollix

[Pillock]

Scout rule 1: be prepared.

 

(Says more about the car we're taking, than the one we're collectorating)

[Saabnut]

Weather looks great* he says sitting in the sun in France, debating getting the mower out.....

[iainrcz]

Hmm, spare oil onboard. Are you travelling in a petrol RCZ by any chance??

[Pillock]

Weather looks great* he says sitting in the sun in France, debating getting the mower out.....

"il pleut" is about as far as my French stretches.

[red5]

"il pleut" is about as far as my French stretches.

 

Etes vous hommes sans chapeau ?

[Pillock]

Hmm, spare oil onboard. Are you travelling in a petrol RCZ by any chance??

Nope, I'm travelling in a CMax with gummed up rings.

[Pillock]

Etes vous hommes sans chapeau ?

Our oui nous avons achete le singe avec nous.

[inconsistant]

Nope, I'm travelling in a CMax with gummed up rings.

 

 

I'm not surprised after that breakfast

[red5]

Our oui nous avons achete le singe avec nous.

 

Le singe? Grande?

[Pillock]

Le singe? Grande?

singe du nord MASSIF.

[Pillock]

Signs to Chester.

Green doors.

Pumas.

 

WHERE COULD I BE?

[chaseracer]

And how is the Chester Jester this fine* day?

[Pillock]

He's damp.

[Bren]

Destination - the pasture of profit.

[Cavcraft]

Dog has done a sad it's gone, he liked that car.

 

[chaseracer]

Poor Dave Lee Cartland Cloud Dog.

[Pillock]

I was going to at least be a bit of a tease about what's been bought, but quite frankly if you can't guess the make you need to hand in your AS badge

[Cavcraft]

Is it a silver Puma?

 

#wishfulthinking

[hairnet]

The scrapman won't be able to tell when he squashes it

[Pillock]

#WELLPOSH

[inconsistant]

I remember hating that centre console once when we hired a Vectra.

Is it a Puma?

[Pillock]

Free Panhard picture with every collection thread

[chaseracer]

^ Y THO