Can’t beat that Friday collection feeling

[Ohdearme]

I have realised I’ve missed the boat setting up my green flag membership for tomorrow buts it’s only a little jaunt up to ecosse und back.

 

WCPGW?

 

As you can see significant* monies are at stake on this one.

 

 

Bed, then a sharp start for a red eye train to work* from home.

[Ohdearme]

Bleary eyed awakening to unexpected frost on windscreen jeopardy.

 

 

How did we do?

 

At breakfast? Shit, at fleecing me of £6.98 for a tiny coffee and sarnie, not bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Ohdearme]

Don’t go in to the light...

 

 

Actually that’s my train, probably a good idea if I do.

[Ohdearme]

Poo count 0.

 

Just farted and gassed myself so situation is fluid, hopefully not excessively so.

[sutty2006]

Chodspeed good knight. Never trust a dodgy fart!

[spartacus]

Good luck, is it a Volvo?

[barmatt]

Chodspeed sir, I too am on a Friday collection...

 

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[motorpunk]

^ those women in beige coats have a long wait for a train coming from that direction.

 

Bon chodding, chaps.

[Ohdearme]

Moving inexorably towards Volvo country, although no Swedish repatriation is planned.

 

What to do in Morpeth?

 

Finding a way out seems popular.

 

[The Moog]

That's a disappointing breakfast ... Lack of crumpets or fags. 3/10

[Ohdearme]

That's a disappointing breakfast ... Lack of crumpets or fags. 3/10

I did also start with a spoonful of peanut butter. Straight from the jar, no less!

 

[Ohdearme]

I don’t think this counts as upskirting but wtf?

 

 

I shall proceed to unbottle my farts with gay abandon as a retaliatory strike.

[jonny69]

^Mmmm, cheese and eggs. Bet it smells delightful in your carriage

[jonny69]

Anyway, Ecosse. Are you picking something French up then?

[Schaefft]

I have realised I’ve missed the boat setting up my green flag membership for tomorrow buts it’s only a little jaunt up to ecosse und back.

 

WCPGW?

 

As you can see significant* monies are at stake on this one.

 

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Bed, then a sharp start for a red eye train to work* from home.

 

May Fluttershy protect you on your journey. Also stay away from dodgy used car salesmen in Morpeth, there is a slight chance that they might shoot you.

[LoftyvRS]

Any update on the Poo count? Time is pressing on....

[Ohdearme]

Arrival...Hmm Edinburgh bus tours but why would I want to tour a bus?

 

 

Hiding in Costa awaiting a lift...hiding from the noise of bagpipes being payed in Princes Park, lest my interpretation of working from home* be challenged on my conference call.

 

Mmm, diabetes pie

[Ohdearme]

Anyway, Ecosse. Are you picking something French up then?

Aha! My decoy has worked.

 

I fear it is not old enough for the full gamut of shiter approval and will no doubt elicit mumbling from some quarters.

 

In my defence it was ‘this place, etc.’ That’s made me do what I’ve done.

 

Regardless, amends will be made by a suitably convoluted fallout of fleet shuffling upon my triumphant and no doubt* trouble free return.

 

Still no sign of my dealer collecting me, perhaps he’s driving from Morpeth and forgot the sawn-off.

[mrbenn]

Chodspeed.

 

Nice of you to prepare the seller a "thank you" card. Hope he likes yellow horses, or whatever that is on the front.

[Ohdearme]

Chodspeed.

 

Nice of you to prepare the seller a "thank you" card. Hope he likes yellow horses, or whatever that is on the front.

‘Tis a My Little Pony, accurately identified earlier as Fluttershy.

 

Vendor has been on the blower saying 15 minutes...will give me a good indication of how blowy the exhaust is based on how far away I can hear the six cylinders whizzing and banging.

[Jim Bell]

Coffee. Stay tuned for PC news. Anything could happen in the next half hour.

*Stingray theme plays*

[Ohdearme]

Helpful. Always wondered what these were.

 

[Jim Bell]

Buy it now?

[Supernaut]

Page 4914 of the ebay tat thread may hold an answer.

[Ohdearme]

Pressed plates...scene?

 

 

[Jim Bell]

It's never that Sharran!!!!

[Jim Bell]

What a belter!

 

Very jelly.

[Ohdearme]

Bedfordshire Police used to use Galaxy V6s as ARVs... the Galaxys sounded amazing.

These days it's all X5s that just whistle past like all the other big SUVs.

O rly?

 

 

Dials!

 

More to follow when juiced up.

[Schaefft]

The Service Now warning is an indicator of great adventures to come. What could possibly go wrong with an early/mid-2000s VAG product?

[Jim Bell]

It's no 5.0 but it's certainly ex-five o.

 

Really pleased someone snagged this. It looks mega.