eBay tat volume 3.

[brickwall]

Edsel Ranger 1959 Have a look a t all the pics!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Edsel-Ranger-1959-/331149983810?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1a13c042

[brickwall]

very rare 309 xsi currently 60 quid with plenty of time to go.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/very-rare-309-xsi-/161244723785?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258aef3a49

[brickwall]

Rover Metro S, 1.1 petrol manual, white 5 door hatchback, long MOT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-S-1-1-petrol-manual-white-5-door-hatchback-long-MOT-/271417486316?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f31be2bec

[brickwall]

1994 ROVER METRO RIO 1.1L TAX & MOT 1 PREV OWN 70K

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-METRO-RIO-1-1L-TAX-MOT-1-PREV-OWN-70K-IDEAL-1ST-CAR-CHEAP-INS-MPG-/191090413019?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7de04ddb

[willswitchengage]

Yes, this is the only photo:

 

 

 

 

CHEAP PEUGEOT 405 DIESEL ESTATE CAR  65 MPG

 

Wow! Where do I sign?

 

 

 

ALL LIGHTS ON DASH ARE THERE (NOT LIKE SOME DODGY PEOPLE WHO REMOVE BULBS!) SEE PHOTO

 

It's so clear. Subsequently lengthy paragraph about how moral the garage is...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-PEUGEOT-405-DIESEL-ESTATE-CAR-1-9-TURBO-TAX-AND-MOT-65-MPG-EXPORT-350-/261417769115?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cddb6989b

[brickwall]

^lol

OPPOSITE PASHA SANDWICH SHOP,

TAKE THE OFF STREET ROAD

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^^^ LOL!!!! Flipping brilliant.

[michael1703]

Rover metro 1.4GS £100 BIN

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-METRO-1-4GS-NO-TAX-OR-MOT-LEATHER-INTERIOR-1-FAMILY-OWNER-/131137499866?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item1e886772da

[cort16]

Freddy kruegers escort

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-ESCORT-1-6-GHIA-/221391774254?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338bfa622e

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-Custom-Car-V8-Muscle-Car-Tax-Exempt-/301121522072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461c3dc998

 

 

 

If you want a head turner then this is it!!

 

All for the wrong reasons though.

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-Custom-Car-V8-Muscle-Car-Tax-Exempt-/301121522072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461c3dc998

 

 

All for the wrong reasons though.

 

 

What was the name of that Cortina OC that hated anything modified and when is their next meet?

[pompei]

Mr Edsel is pretty cool!  I particularly like this as Edsels were considered to be shit back in the day.

[oman5]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-Custom-Car-V8-Muscle-Car-Tax-Exempt-/301121522072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461c3dc998

 

 

All for the wrong reasons though.

It would be fun and eminently satisfying to buy that and take all that bolted on crap off and return it to standard. I'd leave the 8 pot lump in it though.

[oman5]

Mr Edsel is pretty cool!  I particularly like this as Edsels were considered to be shit back in the day.

I love them, I've been in a position to afford one in the past but had nowhere to keep one undercover. TBH the '59 is no worse than just about any other late '50s yank barge, it's all bog standard ford/mercury behind that grille anyway. ah one day...

[Inspector Morose]

"Like an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon"

[Sudsprint]

Yes, this is the only photo:

 

 

 

Wow! Where do I sign?

 

 

It's so clear. Subsequently lengthy paragraph about how moral the garage is...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-PEUGEOT-405-DIESEL-ESTATE-CAR-1-9-TURBO-TAX-AND-MOT-65-MPG-EXPORT-350-/261417769115?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cddb6989b

Strangest advert I have ever read. 

 

Makes you want to email them with five paragraphs on how before handing over the dosh you always pass every fiver under your own portable UV counterfeit bank note detector.

[Negative Creep]

Or a big fanny

[Cavcraft]

 

 

'Lancia beta needs restoration £500'

 

£500, I think it's near Oswestry

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/491686474239845/

 

 

[Cavcraft]

From that reputable car trade outfit with the 405 for sale

 

'We don’t get our cars from auctions, where car traders put broken cars into the halls just to sell them to other dealers because they are broken, knackered or at the end of there life.'

 

Obviously no main dealers use auctions to put vehicles through that are broken, knackered or at the end of there (sic) life that were part-exchanged. Oh no. That would never happen.

[sheffcortinacentre]

that poor cotina someone put it out of its misery.

[trigger]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/11055420290/10153899467230291/?comment_id=10153899602270291&notif_t=group_comment_reply

 

Acclaim HLS with decent T&T and 66k for £600.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Freddy kruegers escort

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-ESCORT-1-6-GHIA-/221391774254?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338bfa622e

Slime brand tyres, MOT emergency patches under tidemark with rot broken through, damaged poundshop wheel trims, interior with stickers all over it and mystery white stuff on steering wheel and gear knob, jumps out of reverse, gearbox "doesn't feel right" engine "noisy".

 

 

 

SEEMS IN REASONABLE CONDITION RECOMMEND VIEWING IT.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Meanwhile, splashing out an extra £150 gets you this one:

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-KE25-SL-1972-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-/251472982698?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8cf532aa

 

One for the bargains thread really, I bet this will be a world of pain to restore, at least the last owners seem happy to see the back of it.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Test on inconspicuous area for colour match. 

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

£650 is clearly the going rate for utterly shagged 1.6 Ghia MK3s. 

 

 

Despite being stored in a literal actual genuine barn the seller does not use the phrase "barn find", so there's that. 

[oman5]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-KE25-SL-1972-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-/251472982698?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8cf532aa

 

One for the bargains thread really, I bet this will be a world of pain to restore, at least the last owners seem happy to see the back of it.

 

"in this week's time team,Tony Robinson's hippy twin brother proudly unearths a barn find 1972 Toyota"

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Those door cards!

 

[drum]

Have we had this yet?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Mk1-factory-made-convertible-wood-picket-rare-retro-classic-car-/201049530974?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecf7c625e

[drum]

TRIUMPH TOLEDO RED

 

THE CAR MUST BE MOVED WITHIN 3 DAYS OF PERCHAES