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EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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The creators of crap replica Del boy vans bring you Mr Beans Mini.

 

States £2600 in the screen and with all the green bushy trees from probably last summer I recks its fair to say no one wants this POS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-AUSTIN-MINI-RACING-FLAME-styled-after-Mr-beans-car-/111290655927?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e970a4b7

beans_zps3dcc94de.jpg

 

 

Nice number plate

 

erm......yeah that's 'really' nice.

  • Squire_Dawson
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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Oh right, so reading that advert that starts with ESCORT MEXICO and has a picture of an Escort, it seems that he's just selling a reg plate that spells MEXIGO T. Ideal for all Escort Mexigos. He's even bizarrely registered it as scrapped and binned the VIN plate (so he says), so he's either honest or stupid since everyone knows a pukka Mexico VIN is worth more than a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of gold.

 

Also, either he's mucking around with filters or that photo has the look of something taken in the 80s, especially with the Mk1 Tina in the background.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Sorry for the OMG pearoast but...

 

Why is that totally fecked Escrot a CAT C, and can go back on the road but the lightly damaged Astra and mangled-but-valuable and therefore repairable Karmann Ghia cat B and so for breaking only? The Astra has mechanical damage according to the ad, even if it needs a new engine its only £50 and a few hours work. Seems a bit odd to me.

 

Maybe the Astra has been victim to one of the recent floods and has been flooded with human shit or something.

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93K-CAVALIER-CD-2-0i-8v-C20NE-Brilliant-engine-/121286014988?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3d35b80c

 

cavcd_zps5063b62d.jpg

 

 

I could write a novel on this car as I have owned it for years

 

The owner is signing hard back copies at Waterstones in Nottingham very soon....

 

I've spent a fortune on this car over the years to keep it tip top

 

 

Oh yes, that gaffer tape holding on the wing mirror looks epic, so all up to date and ready to go then Gov??

 

 

For an MOT it requires a couple of patches of welding on the o/s floor area. It also requires the front to rear fuel pipes correcting

 

Doh.

 

the alloys illustrated are NOT included

 

 

WFT?

 

I could go on all evening with this winnerz advert.

  • Jim Bergerac, theorganist and Junkman
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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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That green text at the bottom of the Cavalier advert REALLY* makes me want to buy a car from him.

Apparently, you can't buy the car if you're a "would-be trader"... so you're not allowed to sell it once bought. But he's not the first owner, and he's selling it, so he's a "would be trader". Cock-end.

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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It gets better, if you see the pictures there is one of the boot and the spare wheel and jack, then goes on to say;

 

 

There is no spare wheel

 

 Also this made me lolz

 

 I will not tolerate IGNORANCE.     PLEASE NOTE I ONLY SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND The Queens English.

 

  • srad34, Junkman and laser wheels
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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4-wheel drive Traf(f)ic for a monkey.  I would imagine finding a replacement propshaft for one of these could be interesting, but I'm sure one could get it balanced / straightened by any reasonably competent workshop.

 

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  • MrDuke and Jim Bergerac
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MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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4-wheel drive Traf(f)ic for a monkey.  I would imagine finding a replacement propshaft for one of these could be interesting, but I'm sure one could get it balanced / straightened by any reasonably competent workshop.

 

$_58.JPG

 

 

Does anyone know what these are like for rot? I mean, obviously they do, but is it sensible rot or galloping terminal Tranny-style rot?

 

That particular example has ticked boxes that I wasn't even aware of.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93K-CAVALIER-CD-2-0i-8v-C20NE-Brilliant-engine-/121286014988?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3d35b80c

 

cavcd_zps5063b62d.jpg

 

 

The owner is signing hard back copies at Waterstones in Nottingham very soon....

 

I sent the seller the following message:

 

So, the car doesn't come with the wheels shown in the advertisement. It also doesn't  come with the spare wheel shown in the advertisement. It's an MoT failure, with a leaking boot. Did I, ignorant me, understand this correctly, in good old Queen's English? Please confirm.

Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93K-CAVALIER-CD-2-0i-8v-C20NE-Brilliant-engine-/121286014988?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3d35b80c

 

cavcd_zps5063b62d.jpg

 

 

The owner is signing hard back copies at Waterstones in Nottingham very soon....

 

 

Oh yes, that gaffer tape holding on the wing mirror looks epic, so all up to date and ready to go then Gov??

 

 

Doh.

 

 

WFT?

 

I could go on all evening with this winnerz advert.

 

I really dislike adverts like that. I'm going to win that, with a bid in excess of 500,000 GBP then fuck him around for months. The lazy, racist prick

srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

srad34

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I really dislike adverts like that. I'm going to win that, with a bid in excess of 500,000 GBP then fuck him around for months. The lazy, racist prick

Or better still win it and tell him you want him to deliver to the docs as its being exported, his 'friend' will meet you and pay you in Ugandan dollars, pmsl 

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