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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Cock Piss 825 Sterling Fotoskilz Coupe that isn't actually a Coupe.

 

 

The VW Phaeton isn't a phaeton either and nobody ever points out that fact.

Heck, most VWs aren't even cars.

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Hillman banger station wagon

 

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RECENTLY IMPORTED  FROM SUNNY MALTA

 

Doubtless in daily use there, which is a good thing. I wonder how the Maltese view old cars. Do they see them as cherished classics or just transport? I knew a woman from Malta and never asked her, drat.

 

Still, a reasonable enough price I suppose with some haggling, only thing that disappoints me is the 1500 engine, I thought Hunters got the 1725?

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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i dont speak french, can someone translate for me....... i cant tell.........is this a real f40  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

As a cunning linguist I can tell you it is a genuine F40 but the moteur has been uprated with 3 V8s one from a Corvette and two 400cu in engines from a Firebird and a Camaro , this obviously makes it faster than Audi A6 and 8s but not as fast as Mickey Mouses 924.

I am available as a translator for any Johnny Foreigner that needs shouting at in the spirit of lime Cordiale de une tante.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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This looks like a little sweetie.  No T&T though.

 

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Once belonged to a Greek pensioner that lives in SW1.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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As a cunning linguist I can tell you it is a genuine F40 but the moteur has been uprated with 3 V8s one from a Corvette and two 400cu in engines from a Firebird and a Camaro , this obviously makes it faster than Audi A6 and 8s but not as fast as Mickey Mouses 924.

I am available as a translator for any Johnny Foreigner that needs shouting at in the spirit of lime Cordiale de une tante.

 

I translated it slightly differently

 

"Hello and welcome to my advert for something that looks a little bit like a child's F40 model that was in a house fire. It's got a great big engine but since you're surrounded by a mixture of expanding foam and rusty Czech metal, you'll be constantly shitting yourself as soon as you go above 15mph. Will swap for an actual factual 911, or another rucksack full of acid and crack"

  • Junkman, derek9213 and NorfolkNWeigh
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Dear God.

 

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 Famous car round these parts!!!!!!!

 

I do not doubt you bro!

  • Banger Kenny, Junkman and EssDeeWon
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fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

fordperv

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P not J Reg Proton shocker!

 

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That is awesome, I guarantee* whoever buys this will have the women falling at his feet

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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I like the woogly eyes on that train.  I'm absolutely certain* they're woogly eyes.

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Don't touch the choo-choo: visible exhaust = no chance of a mot!

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scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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If I was minted I'd love to tack this onto a 1.8 XUD

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-Peugot-T16-Full-Bodywork-Group-B-Rally-Car-Panels/191068353843?_trksid=p2050601.m2451&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D266%26meid%3D4816248620491399539%26pid%3D100103%26prg%3D1141%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D191068353843%26clkid%3D4816250832431157606&_qi=RTM1489587

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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The listing for that train said the seller was charging VAT.

VAT on eBay? Crafty bugger.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Cavalier is the one that is/was on Retro Rides and isn't far from here. I had to sort of crowbar myself off the keyboard when I saw it (on RR) as I'm determined this year will be the year I buy with my head, not my heart.

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Floppy top cav wanting tax and test currently at bridge monies

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIO-GREY/261396283249?_trksid=p2045573.c100034.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20205%26meid%3D4815968883296751127%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D9064%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D131113552366

 

Pog pink Austin 1300 still awaiting sills

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121271326714?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2648

 

2 door sov

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231153095808?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2648

 

Pick of the day for me right here. Suckers to the side I know you hate my;

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131115088708?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2648

 

 

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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I live in an old railway gatehouse so that train would be a perfect garden ornament! 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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i can see why no one ever ticked them wheels on the option list

 

They're blobby Scorpio wheels, and they look awful on that too.

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