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Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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These old Iveco Dailys are getting pretty thin on the ground now, even in camper form.

 

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Nissan Prairie + A-frame?

Sounds reasonable :-D

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Stored in a garage since April 2000 at 100,721 miles on the odometer. Prior to storage she was experiencing some overheating problems.

 

Great

 

 

So holy the Pope would be proud!

 

Comedian

 

 

Body salvageable if you have deep pockets and you've got a screw loose, If you're a mad fool with loads of money to get this back on the road you'll have a beautiful, rare and classic car at the end of it.

 

Nothing like being positive is there.

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Minari Club Sport sounds very exotic and aspirational doesn't it?

 

Trust me it's shite.

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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OMG BIZNUS OPPERTUNEITY!

 

This could be the new catering van for all the autoshite meets. You just need horse burgers and be able to cut onions into large chip like shapes and your good to go.

 

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Quality* Conversion

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-BMW-BAUR-TC-318i-Cabrio-M3-Replica-Convertible-Cabriolet-328-M52-project-/271372405875

 

Thts right guys, its a replica of the lesser-spotted M3 baur cabrio!!!!

 

 

 

It also has a Clarion flip out CD player / DVD player / TV with a Digital Freeview box and remote.

 

No MOT though, and a wanky 1.8 engine. What a pile of old toilet. £2000 as well.

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-BMW-BAUR-TC-318i-Cabrio-M3-Replica-Convertible-Cabriolet-328-M52-project-/271372405875

 

Thts right guys, its a replica of the lesser-spotted M3 baur cabrio!!!!

 

What a pile of old toilet. £2000 as well.

 

A lad at my old job apparently went on a bit of a rampage when he turned up with [what he thought] was a really cheap 'RHD, six cylinder E30 M3'. Spot anything wrong with that statement?

 

That's right. It was a kitted 325i that might have passed for an M3 from 100 yards away. 

 

He was fuming when I pointed the differences out. Not small in stature, I hate to think what he did \ said to the vendor who apparently 'swore blind it was a real M3.' 

I was thankful he didn't batter me instead. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/McCoy-kit-car-850cc-unleaded-/121257007924?

 

Theres so much to admire here I dunno where to start. Those rear lights maybe?

 

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The bonnet hinges?

 

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The stylish anh immaculately crafted 'dashboard'?

 

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Or the 850 cc engine (unleaded you know, not just any old shit) check out that radiator plumbing

 

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did pass MOT in 1999

 

OK WHERE DO I SIGN

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tribute-Automotive-KOBRA-BMW-Z3-based-Cobra-body-conversion-kit-car-NO-IVA-/191024285403

 

Check this out, its a 'KOBRA', geddit? Like 'COBRA' but with a 'K'. and about 800000% more shit than a Cobra.

 

 

 

The TRIBUTE AUTOMOTIVE KOBRA is a body conversion kit for the BMW Z3, 
which is CURRENTLY IN DEVELOPMENT.
Finished kits will be available for delivery in March 2014.

 

Brilliant, I'm defo up for getting one of the first of these, they will undoubtedly fit perfectly first time and not look utter wank, and the supplier will defo be around 6 months after I buy it to help with any issues.

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Forty-two Rank: Austin Maxi

Forty-two

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Oh bloody hell, I have been trying to convince 'er indoors to let me have a series landie, and then something I had forgotten exists turns up. Always had a soft spot for these and always wanted too see how far one would go before it got stuck. Will certainly watch this too see what it sells for, but I will save myself for a landie.

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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There was a bloke who used to go to Slindon 4x4 site with one of those Pandas, he had some knobbly tyres on it and it went everywhere - it had a sign on the back saying LAND ROVERS ARE SHIT and I seem to recall it only died when it was pushed into a deep pond by a H8R.

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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There was a bloke who used to go to Slindon 4x4 site with one of those Pandas, he had some knobbly tyres on it and it went everywhere - it had a sign on the back saying LAND ROVERS ARE SHIT and I seem to recall it only died when it was pushed into a deep pond by a H8R.

 

ONE LIFE SINK IT

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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That's surely one for our Sapphire-fixing dude Stixy. I'd love one of those to tool about in! 

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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I had a look at that and nearly bid. I'm still seriously considering it, bht with a bloody insurance renewal, more money chucked at Micra, money owing for storage, this isn't going to end well for me :(

 

Besides, I've got one already. But I really want this one too......

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is a bit unusual - a 2004 Mobylette.  Classic looks but with the later reed valve engine and mini-expansion exhaust (in fact exactly the same engine mine has got, except mine is kick start) so should go pretty well - mine would sit at 40-45 on the flat, or 50 with a proper race exhaust.  I get the impression the seller wants fairly serious money for it though.

 

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Jim Bergerac Rank: Renault 16

Jim Bergerac

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RE that Vindicator Sprint posted by Bo11ox further up this page:

 

If you think that's bad, just look at the 4-seater version:

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It looks tremendously safe, I think.

alf892 Rank: Renault 16

alf892

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I've heard some weird stuff regarding those and wonder whether it's true?

 

- Supposedly the Herald/Spitfire OHV will bolt straight in?

- Uprights can be swapped for Herald ones, so it has disc brakes?

Dunno about the brakes but I had one of these when I was 12. Given by Dad Alf from the scrap yard...........it had a (non running) Spitfire engine and the challenge was to get it running so it could to Biggleswade auction. Was in good nick but went for about £15. This was early seventies and you could not give this style of car away.

 

Bit like 406s now........

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Evocative vignette from that Rover 820 listing.

 

THE GENTLEMAN DROVE IT INTO THE GARAGE PUT IT IN REVERSE READY FOR THE NEXT DAY BUT THEN HE WENT INTO THE HOUSE AND PASSED AWAY.

 

 

 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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He "put it into reverse for the next day".... what? How much time does that save you in the morning? Especially when you're a giffer and you're only going out in the car to get some bread, and because it's warmer than your house.

 

 

That 4x4 Sierra looks lush even with the abusive facial. Should be nicely specced too since the Mondeo was either ready for launch, or sat alongside it in the dealer by K plate.

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Why didn't he reverse into the garage like a normal giffer?

 

This story holds no water.

 

But the car is hawt.

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