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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Someone can't spell tool properly

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-Transporter-Camper-Van-LWB-Not-T5-or-T25-/151199904893?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item233437747d

 

'We bought this van with the full intention of keeping it but we have just found out my other half is expecting, so have decided to sell and find a project van to do from scratch once again'

 

Let's just get this right then: your bird is pregnant so you've decided to sell your van and buy a knackered one instead? Einstein must be shitting himself. 

 

'Jagermeister themed'

 

It just needs a real life bomb to sort it out now. 

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Re that Triumph 1500.

 

 

the rear roof lining has gone, because as you know Leyland use to use glue to stick the roof lining, so it was stain with brown glue, so I removed it.

 

Load of bollocks, but what would you expect from someone who paints the rocker cover, alternator and strut-tops canary yellow?

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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$T2eC16J,!yoFIewVbMioBSenfuH0!!~~60_12.J

£114 with best part of 4 days left.

 

Some highlights of the ad:

 

 

Colour: HEARING AID Beige

 

 

TAXED & MOT DRIVE AWAY !

LOW MILAGE              30 YEARS OLD !!!

 

ANYWAY WE HAVE MY TRIUMPH ACCLAM IN HEARING AID BEIGE

 

IT HAS SOME FILLER AROUND THE WIPER ARM AND SPRAYED IN LOOKS LIKE A OLD BOY'S DONE IT  WELL IT IS 30 YEARS OLD,

 

ITS STILL A LOW MILLAGE VERY USEABLE CAR GREAT FUN AND GOES VERY WELL.

 

VERY RELIABLE (HONDA ENGINE)

 

 

 

please remember this is a old car , not a new showroom car ready for a concourse car show its a honest car some filler in the rear arch, and around the wiper , little marks here and there , I have noticed the carpet drivers side is wet , but considering the weather wind and rain im not shocked and the handbrake could do with adjusting up, it looks better in the photo's always does lol but it drives real good , and leave it for a month and it will start first time , please no tyre kickers or dreamers , good investment ,I bet you would like a shed full of mk1 Escorts , same thing ,happy bidding



 

Q&A section says the seller would take £400 BIN.

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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I can't really think of anything to say about this, such was my reaction.

 

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Gold paintwork complimented by white hide in a way that only the Americans can get away with.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CADILLAC-GOLD/111245772282?_trksid=p2045573.m2102&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33%26meid%3D3771596954361584422%26pid%3D100034%26prg%3D1031%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D251411348776%26

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I think that LR was a butchers suppliers van that used to do rural deliveries  back in the day. i seem to remember one like that back in the late 70s. Could be wrong, though

Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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Is the guy with the blue Escrot playing the bagpipes?

smellmycheese Rank: Austin Maxi

smellmycheese

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Can someone go on gumtree and post the white micra with nitrous cos I'm a tard and can't do it. It's in Leeds by the way

smellmycheese Rank: Austin Maxi

smellmycheese

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That's the one, as much as I hate micra's in general, never mind 'souped' up ones, I bet that goes like shit off a stick. What was he thinking putting nitrous on a micra? He must get good acid off someone

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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^ I reckon that mental nitro Micra would be a superb way to commit suicide and appear on telly.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I quite like that, must be a laugh at the lights too when someone thinks you're just a spotty kid with a 1.0 engine and a bodykit.

 

Now, how about a nice wedge of Stilton crudely attached to a an electric wheelchair?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maranello-Electric-Car-New-UNREGISTERED-BARN-FIND-in-need-of-final-assembly-/121245108547?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c3ac58943

 

'It is unregistered and can be registered as a new car with the DVLA. It dose require assembling, so you are buying what is essentially a car kit. these cars sold for £11k and still hold a place in the market. It looks like all of the major components are with the car with the exception of batteries and I would expect an enthusiast of green cars would have no trouble putting it all together'

 

Seller: Electric Vehicle Workshop

 

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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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You can probably guess what cars I have a hard on for right now

 

Look at this!! 240D manual, long MOT and some tax for the bargain price of £900!!!1

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C459198#

 

Someone please buy it before I spend my December early pay cheque and can't have the heating on until January 31st.

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