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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Huh. I question whether an old Vitesse chassis could handle a V8...

Never mind, but it's GR12 for engine rape towards P6 or SD1.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring} {ring ring}

 

Hello, Stupid & Co Customs, how can I help?

 

ITE M8 CN U DO PITCHERS OV PPL WOT R AVIN A RAVE AT A AIROBIKS CLAS?

 

{audible sigh} Yes sir, how's this?

 

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'YH DATS GR8. CN I AV SUM SWIS CHESE WUD INSIDE AND LOADZ OF BATREES WOT DOWN DO NUFFINK?'

 

{muttered swearwords} Yes sir...

 

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'Anything else, you fucking bellend sir?

 

YS PLZ CAN I AV ROBERT MAXWELL ON DA OVA SIDE?

 

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{click} drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VOLKSWAGEN-TRANSPORTER-78-1-9-PETROL-SUPER-CAB-PICK-UP-DROPSIDE-N-LOAD-TOP-/321031830328?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item4abefcfb38

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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OCTOPUSSY HUNTER?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ART-SCULPTURE-Signed-Original-DDACO-1975-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Erotic-Art-/251402921742?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a88c8270e

 

I see Raymanboy's fight against deportation to Portugal wasn't as successful as he'd hoped for.

 

'In the interior which is under mirrors you will see a naked woman on top of a chaise longue where she is being touched by an Octopus. This represents power and pleasure.'

 

In all my 49.9 years of wildest, drink induced dreams of power and pleasure I can truly say I have never considered an octopus trying to knob a bird in the back of a Rolls Royce which has half of Kew Gardens and cardboard bed pan for an engine.

Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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18th Century eroticism? In a Rolls Royce complete with minibar and sound system? WTF?

 

Do you wash your arse in the bidet before or after, or would you want to go near this thing at all if anything, especially an octopus, might go near your backside?

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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18th Century eroticism? In a Rolls Royce complete with minibar and sound system? WTF?

 

Do you wash your arse in the bidet before or after, or would you want to go near this thing at all if anything, especially an octopus, might go near your backside?

 

And all for only* 50 thousand pounds.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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If I happen to win the lottery this week, you'll know. There will be a clear sign, and it'll involve getting that roller MoT'ed.

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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£3,000 might seem a bit steep for a BX but LOOK AT IT.  I want it for my very own, it is a thing of great beauty.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Citroen-BX16-RS-Pilot-Just-34-000-Miles-Excellent-History-Very-Rare-/141148217590?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dd16e0f6

 

 

If I wasn't already committed to three cars and had a garage and shares in Autoglym** I'd be driving up there RIGHT NOW with cash monies so this could be mine.

 

 

**what do you mean, you thought I already did?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants a car that looks like a stiletto shoe glued to a roller skate with Dick Dastardly's moustache on the front?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Plymouth-Prowler-american-hot-rod-VR-M-/191014654405?hash=item2c795c51c5

 

'PLYMOUTH PROWLER'

 

Sounds like a bloke Exeter police are looking for after seeing him outside various primary schools at ten past three on weekdays.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-Celebrity-famous-brit-actress-Amazing-3-3-4WD-auto-Subaru-SVX-4-wheel-drive-/161183174840?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25874410b8

 

'Ex Celebrity famous brit. actress'

 

EX KATE ASHFIELD CAR (ACTRESS)

 

I wonder how much cheaper you'll get it if you tell the vendor you've never fucking heard of her?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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COPULATE MYSELF, REVEREND, LOOK AT THIS MOTHER!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A30-/261361222277?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cda57c285

 

'HOT ROD'

 

'standard 800cc engine'

 

I think even tepid would be overdoing it. However check out the interior, it's brill!

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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One for the rich and the brave methinks. These must be incredibly rare now?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-interceptor-ff-/281233164224?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417acd87c0

 

Plate included, it's currently up to £3800 RNM. Must be a hell of a lot of money in that car despite current condition?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-Volksrod-beetle-Reymond-As-seen-in-Volksworld-Now-with-years-MOT-/131078853595?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e84e893db

 

'When this had no MOT i had 5 offers and emails a day now it's MOT'd Nothing?????????????'

 

 

1) They're sober now

 

2)  Stevie Wonder had his tester's licence revoked.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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That Stiletto is teh Secks.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is this the one you looked at, Ian?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-PANHARD-P-L-17-WHITE-CLASSIC-CAR-WHITE-/161182964053?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258740d955

 

FO reg is from Radnorshire, Wales. I know you wanted to know that.

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