eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

How to present a car for sale. Lesson one: NOT LIKE THIS

 

 

Still pretty cool even if it has accident damage.

 

[Cavcraft]

This looks awful

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-clio-/121238416551?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3a5f6ca7

 

But has a fair old chunk of MOT and tax and a BIN of only £185. Been relisted three times, probably due to the usual spanners wanting a brand new car for the money.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/589581428.htm?ca=7_s

 

I flipping love these, this one looks good for 400 chuds

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Lesson Two: Try to avoid ironic numberplate slogans.

 

 

Lesson Three: Do not obstruct the Rambler's Association. 

 

[Cavcraft]

Fuck me, vicar, check out how cool this is

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-LDV-Convoy-400-SWB-2-5L-Diesel-Low-Miles-Taxed-Tested-/151192120508?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2333c0acbc

 

£750 BIN.

[smellmycheese]

 

What was this numpty thinking?

 

[/He was thinkin 'seeing as i'm such a twat and i haven't ever been laid i think i'll make my motor look extremely twatty'

[wuvvum]

Bugger, I thought that red thing was a Renault 3 for a minute.  Got me all excited at the thought of 603cc of POWAH. 

[cort16]

This looks like a shite load of win for the money given it's got nearly a years mot.

I'd obviously fit some halford multifits and slam it into the weedz.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-JAGUAR-MK2-V8-250-GREEN-/271350329352?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2dbd7008

[cort16]

Is it me or are the images on this thread getting smaller?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rolls-royce-silver-shadow-1-/301047233516?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4617d03bec

 

'in excellent untouched original order'

 

Excelsior.

 

'dash has been removed , because the original owner preferd an original wood finish'

 

So it's not original and what was the dashboard made out of then, p-v-fucking-c?

 

Some slight LOL-age at his feedback which seems to include trying to have someone off over a motorised wheelbarrow.

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C460029

 

This looks excellent £695.

 

 

 

doesn't seem to want a lot for an mot

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Have checked a map and I think this is literally as far away as it is possible for a car to be. 12,000 miles by sea according to a shipping website I just consulted, meaning it's going to cost Coalnotdole £34,200 to go fetch it for me in his boat.

 

[Micrashed]

Have we had this 4x4 Seg Estate yet?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Ghia-4-x-4-Estate-/321273332759?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd620417

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk1-4door-1974-restoration-project-/111241222202?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e67e583a

 

'WITCH WAS OWNED BY MY GRANDAD'

 

Dennis? Dennis Thatcher? After all these years?

 

WAS OWNED BY MY GRANDAD WHO PASSED AWAY 2WEEKS AGO SO WE ARE HAVEING TO EMPTY HIS HOUSE AND STORAGE WE STARTED EMPTYING THE HOUSE THEN ALL A SUDDEN WE OPEND THE GARAGE TO FIND THIS LITTLE OLD ESCORT SITTING THERE LOOKING AT ME IN THE EYES WE STILL HAVNT CAME ACROSS ON FINDING THE V5 OR THE KEYS SO WHEN I HAD IT RECOVERD I HAD TO BREAK THE IGNITION TO STEER IT'

 

So this serial seller of car parts and former recovery truck owner didn't know his granddad had a Mk1 Escort?

[srad34]

yep, he's a big fat fibber fo sho 

[trigger]

I had to stand down the bottom of the garden to read that text.

[Cavcraft]

Check this MUTHAFLIPPER out!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-MERCEDES-450-SEL-AUTO-RED-/261357284202?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cda1bab6a

 

£300 no reserve and no cock and bollocks mentions of barns either. That's a whole lot of win right there.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-ACCLAIM-RED-NO-ENGINE-AND-GEAR-BOX-/131069053696

 

WE HAVE USED THE ENGINE AND GEARBOX IN A  SPORTING TRIALS CAR

 

LEFT OUTSIDE FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS

 

[wackywacerwill]

It's a crying shame I'm about a grand light on the asking for this aga spec granny. Needs buying.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C420561

[wackywacerwill]

Some may consider this a tad salty at 1400 but sounds like it's been cared for in a way I can relate too and what with all the spares would make someone very happy in my humble opinion.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C437030

[Jim Bergerac]

Cavalier Sporthatch

 

OMGPhotoskillz though. Why the pictures of pictures?

[Junkman]

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C460029

 

This looks excellent £695.

 

E.T. headrests in Sandalwood leather are worth alone 300+. And I'm talking real money here, not Greek Drachmas or shit.

[Junkman]

Anyway, Swedish crowns anyone?

 

http://www.bilgaraget.se/renault/16/1278239

[Junkman]

http://www.bilgaraget.se/ford/taunus/1278229

[Junkman]

http://www.bilgaraget.se/mercury/grand_marquis/807939

[Mr_Bo11ox]

EARTH CALLING BARRETT...... COME IN BARRETT

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/590012376.htm?ca=7_s

 

300€!!!! No engine though.

[minolman]

£700 doesn't seem bad for the Renault 16, but I dunno anything about them lol. Long trip though!

[warren t claim]

£700 doesn't seem bad for the Renault 16, but I dunno anything about them lol. Long trip though!

I think we have a ferry that goes direct to Sweden and you can pretend you're in an episode of Triangle while you're on board.

[Twiggy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Austin-Mini-clubman-1275cc-/331090236505?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d16841459#ht_1803wt_958

 

[chris1991]

That Alto used to look pretty tidy before that wrap shite was fitted.

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/62283/1986-suzuki-alto-fx?page=1&scrollTo=842868

 

I completely agree, how hard is it to remove these wraps? I love how the rear window opens on these.