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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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FIT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-MERCEDES-350-SL-AUTO-BROWN-/301022475806?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461656761e

 

If I had this I'd just cruise up/down Skegness boulevard keeping dixie for sultry Italian birds with sunglasses, headscarves and long dark hair. I'd then park up next to the pavilion at night and just as the Chuckle Brothers were reaching their climax inside, I'd be in the car park having rodeo sex with her. I wouldn't have to worry about the coppers as I'd be far too cool to be arrested. Then when it was all over I'd stick her knickers in the glovebox, ask her to go round the back of the car to check my brake lights and LITERALLY wheelspin off chucking up sand, icecream cones and seagull shit in her face as I crank up the Matt Munroe and smoke a fag.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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This looks pretty good value at £695 bin or are these worth shit all/impossible to work on/just crap? No MOT and tax like but still not a lot of cash.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Reliant-Scimitar-SS1-1-6-CVH-Easy-Winter-project-Galvanised-chassis-swap-/111218864906

 

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Was quite a well written ad too until I saw this:

 

no warantee etc given what's so ever

 

  • coalnotdole and Twiggy
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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One for the Late Registration Madness thread?

 

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Doesn't seem particularly cheap for a non-running, MoT-less example of what is probably the least desirable SD1 spec, but maybe I'm just out of touch with the price of these things nowadays.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I agree with you on that one wuvz, thats been in my watch list all week but £500 is TMFM

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If you ever wanted to get into illegal immigration/drugs/smuggling/looking suspicious in laybys then this surely has to be THE ideal mode of transport? 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Sprinter-Curtainsider-Curtain-Side-311CDI-NO-VAT-/281211212574?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item41797e931e

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Chryst this looks like a horrid place to be:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chrysler-eagle-talon-2-0-turbo-all-wheel-drive-p-x-swap-camper-/321252672239

 

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I believe there are about 3 of this model in country.

 

I am also led to believe this is the 6 bolt crank model for all people who know about these cars.

 

i am told same engine as in one of the evo range

 

i have no idea on what cars worth

 

i get asked allsorts of questions about it when filling up with fuel.

 

Sounds like the conversation is probably slightly one sided as you don't appear to actually know anything about the car other that what you have been told.

 

I might email him and say that this looks like it might actually be the car that was owned by Nicole Simpson before she was murdered by O.J. as it was sold shortly after the trial and was presumed to have been exported to the UK.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2010-11-RETRO-CHEVROLET-HHR-PANEL-VAN-/251383826675

 

YES!!!! £12,000 (RNM) opening bid for this 3 year old copy of a PT cruiser that someone has made into a van.

 

 

 

It gets a lot of interest as nobody has ever seen a Chevy HHR Panel, being so rare in this country and also gets interest from railway enthusiasts. 

 

RAILWAY ENTHUSIASTS???? WHERE DO I SIGN

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r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

r.welfare

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To redress the balance, this is salty but lovely.  Early model so has the wanky cheap-ass door mirrors totally unbefitting what was, at the time, a 7 grand car - when a decent-spec 2-litre Granada would set you back about half that amount.  Shame it doesn't have the horrid 2-spoke steering wheel the early ones also had.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Porsche-924-/300930645412

  • Banger Kenny, Charlie Croker and warren t claim
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I wonder what he's got that sturdy-looking nudge bar off? SHITE.

 

 

EDIT***** I mean the 'Rothmans rally Rep'

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

r.welfare

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I wonder what he's got that sturdy-looking nudge bar off? SHITE.

 

 

My back-garden climbing frame circa 1983 by the looks of the tube diameter and colour.

  • Cavcraft and Twiggy
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4126244/Vauxhall_belmont_go_try_find_one_1_3_ideal_redtop_car/

 

A real bargain 1.3 belmont not many left on the road full mot can tax at your cost needs a little paint on the rear arches thats it very cheap to run. Swap for VW only or £595 cash.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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No idea if this is overpriced or not, but these little things do seem to be creeping up in value now nobody can afford a 500 any more.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Heres a top-notch flowery bollocks story for you:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-405-GRI-ESTATE-/251383121562

 

 

 

K956TLB was first registered on 8th December 1992.  It was supplied new, to the first keeper, by Dunstonian Garage Ltd of Orpington, Kent. K956TLB remained in Orpington until being sold to it's second keeper, a Mr. Peter Popper of Barnet, on 22nd May 1997. It remained in the ownership of Mr. Popper until being sold to a Mr. Hadley Green on 6th January 1998.  Mr Hadley Green is the proprietor of a Bentley, Jaguar and Land Rover dealership in Barnet and he used K956TLB sparingly over the next 14 years.  Its sole purpose was to transport Mr. Hadley Green's model aircraft to and from flying displays.  I purchased K956TLB from Mr. Hadley Green on April 18th 2012.

 

MY NAME IS K956TLB

 

Does look a cracking car to be fair to the lad.

  • Twiggy and Junkman
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