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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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1990 FORD ESCORT 1.8 DIESEL VAN RED 2 OWNER EX ROYAL MAIL

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"Gutted to have to sell it but selling as a project as no mot, I was going to have it restored back to Royal Mail but its just getting round to it as other projects to get on with & need the space"

Starting bid £1,200

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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No windows, no (proper) doors, no natural light. Tap-less, water-less sink.

 

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It's impossible to know how this could ever be worse.

 

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Ok, it was possible

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-daily-camper-conversion-new-unused-race-van-etc/184165178210?hash=item2ae1199b62:g:y3AAAOSwl9xeQEvj

 

Can pretty much guarantee the back would have once been filled with drums of solvents and various waste streams and had the living bollocks thrashed off it. In between breaking down, of course. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks like some sort of mobile torture unit. I expect they strap you into those car seats and make you watch something dreadful such as your wife being tortured or worst of all 'Love Island' as you're forced to listen to Michael Bastarding Buble until you finally crack and give them the combination to the safe.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-seater-4-berth-camper-van-motor-home-day-van-vauxhall-movano-one-of-a-kind/164073991572?hash=item2633926d94:g:bKQAAOSw5WReP9SF

 

'test drive welcome.'

 

Tbh, I think I'd rather eat the wheel trims.

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Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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You wanna talk tractors @egg? Let's talk tractors!

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/massey-ferguson-tractor/202877617222

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Case-maxxum-5150-plus-4x4-40k-power-shift-tractor-only-8500-hours-GWO/392644686443

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-7610-series-2-4x4-Super-Q-Cab-4-cylinder-turbo-Tractor/274233022528

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Think this'll be 8V (as no 16V badge on boot) so black dials and no rev counter.  Looks pretty miserable on those strange wheel trims.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Vauxhall-Astra-1-6-i-Club-5dr-a-c/392679010463?hash=item5b6d7e309f:g:uPwAAOSwf9teQQbr

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How much more miserable could it be buying a test-less 3 door Fiesta diesel down some shit arsed, litter strewn Blackpool side street? The MOT history is amazing, it's gone through brake pipes like most cars go through petrol.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Ford-Fiesta-1-8-diesel-with-37k-genuine-mikes-from-new-1-owner-from-2-keys/283777447594?hash=item42127436aa:g:Y1UAAOSwCtFeQJw~

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Tenmil Socket Rank: Renault 16

Tenmil Socket

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

How much more miserable could it be buying a test-less 3 door Fiesta diesel down some shit arsed, litter strewn Blackpool side street? The MOT history is amazing, it's gone through brake pipes like most cars go through petrol.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Ford-Fiesta-1-8-diesel-with-37k-genuine-mikes-from-new-1-owner-from-2-keys/283777447594?hash=item42127436aa:g:Y1UAAOSwCtFeQJw~

Grim! All that photo is missing is a stray dog curling one out in the background...

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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37 minutes ago, egg said:

Yet another very tatty minor.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/546960269258744/

 

 

 

In 50 years time people will still be pulling these out of garages etc. Really must get another 1000 saloon at some point, they're ace little things.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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The Aerodeck is more quirky, but the saloon version of these CA Accords is such a handsome car.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283569052195

Not super-cheap but fairly rare to find a tidy one.  Would, with a bit of haggling.

 

Skizzer top tip: the seats of these are even more comfortable than they look, which is really saying something.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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56 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

The Aerodeck is more quirky, but the saloon version of these CA Accords is such a handsome car.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283569052195

Not super-cheap but fairly rare to find a tidy one.  Would, with a bit of haggling.

 

Skizzer top tip: the seats of these are even more comfortable than they look, which is really saying something.

The biggest problem with that, is where it is. Probably the worse reputation of any used car dealer in Britain, when you google them, these are the suggestions

Motorhub drugs

Motorhub Court Case

Motorhub Laundering

Motorhub fined

etc etc

Latest court case saw them have to pay £53k in fines and costs last year , and that wasn't enough for them to change their name as they've done in the past when it all got too much!

 

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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3 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Motorhub drugs

Motorhub Court Case

Motorhub Laundering

Motorhub fined

etc etc

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That might also explain why there’s no feedback on the eBay account.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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About £800 too much innit, that Mazda.

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one of the cleanest chassis no rust what so ever no welds at you body work is very clean interia needs Abit of work to it the truck was converted to a Vitara engine 1.6 still registered as 1.3 only problem with this is bottom end went so selling a spares or repiers can provide detail of where to get new engine from £1000 Ono 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/744363296088136/

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Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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1 hour ago, Skizzer said:

The Aerodeck is more quirky, but the saloon version of these CA Accords is such a handsome car.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283569052195

Not super-cheap but fairly rare to find a tidy one.  Would, with a bit of haggling.

Skizzer top tip: the seats of these are even more comfortable than they look, which is really saying something.

In America, and I presume Japan, you could get these Accords with the Aerodeck headlight arrangement. 

Shame they didnt do a full blown estate in this shape as I think that would look fantastic with the Aerodeck pop-up headlights.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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That low Honda bonnet line on that model and the next one definitely influenced the similar shaped Mondeo MK1.

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