eBay tat volume 3.

[Alexg]

Columbos pikey brother

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950s-Peugeot-403-pickup-/200937564595?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec8cfe9b3

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VOLVO-850-SE-Rally-car-A-bit-different-/261235520341?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd2d9b355

 

 

Not like it came out of the factory!

 

Your soooo Zany!

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-214-SLI-WITH-TAX-AND-MOT-BOTH-TO-31ST-MARCH-2014-/271228852542?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f267fd93e

 

 

We are somewhat bemused to offer...

 

Clearly a functioning 22 year old 129k mile K-series difficult to comprehend

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Austin-J4-Pickup-VW-Splitscreen-Camper-Double-Cab-/200937567077

 

 

 

We have started and driven this around the yard!  It was taxed and tested and on the road in Portugal when we purchased it.

 

Brilliant!!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-DATSUN-120Y-ESTATE-28-000-MILES-2-PREV-OWNERS-LOADS-HISTORY-/261235868808

 

Very cool

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Ford-sierra-xr4x4-xr4i-cosworth-V6-27-000-miles-TRACK-CAR-/151070429867?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c7fd2ab

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

9 am:

 

 

Midday:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-herald-1200-barn-find-1-of-the-first-heralds-reg-920blf-stood-29-yrs-/380665883440

 

Reckons this has stood outdoors for 29 years, its done bloody well if so!!!! I reckon more like 9 years.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Ford-sierra-xr4x4-xr4i-cosworth-V6-27-000-miles-TRACK-CAR-/151070429867?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c7fd2ab

 

 

That was actually a 1600 base or L model with the dangly door mirrors originally.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-minor-pickup-/321150227174

 

 

 

The car cannot be faulted

 

Er- I'm going to have to stop you there

 

 

Classified ad price: £7,995.00

 

UR JOKIN RITE?

 

 

 

The vehicle can be transported anywhere in the uk at the buyers cost by professional car transportation

 

Er, thanks

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-FIESTA-POPULAR-PLUS-BLUE-/130934892885

 

What a sweetie!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ra61-celica-rally-drift-retro-rwd-rare-/231005469477

 

Someone on here spent ages welding up one of these a while back, wasnt this one was it? Might not be able to tell from the shite photos admittedly.

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESCORT-XR3I-CONV-unfinished-project-/271228866144?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f26800e60

 

 

 I am having to sell because I can not finish this car on my own with 3 children

 

Which bits did you do?

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-VICTOR-FE-VX-4-90-/360681798210

 

HOLY SHIT, WANT LEVEL CRITICAL! CODE RED, SCRAMBLE THE MIGCOPTER

[warren t claim]

If it's a 1978 VX4/90 then it'll be a super fooking rare 5 speeder as opposed to the normal overdrive 4 speeder. DOGLEGTASTIC!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-330-CI-STEP-AUTO-SILVER-M3-REP-PRIVATE-PLATE-19-ALLOYS-project-damaged-/121132131668

 

 

MY SON WAS PLAYING IN THE CAR , KNOCKED IT ONTO GEAR RUNNING  AND IT HIT THE GARAGE WALL

 

Yeah right!!!!

 

 

 

1200,000 MILES

 

Now that I can believe. Serves you right for having a wanky 'personal' plate if nowt else.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-METRO-C-RED-/151068865669

 

Tin-bumper Metro C, I am inexplicably having a MEGAWANT for one of these

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Last one for tonight:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4x4-rescue-unit-low-miles-accident-rescue-4-wheel-drive-2-5-Diesel-/380665650798

 

BADASS

[cort16]

That BMW has "I was drifting and a wall fell on it" written all over it.

[warren t claim]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-METRO-C-RED-/151068865669

 

Tin-bumper Metro C, I am inexplicably having a MEGAWANT for one of these

How dismal are the carb fed K Sealies engines?

[Alexg]

Not very, the one I had was surprisingly nippy and great on juice. 

[R9UKE]

Thank CHRIST there's no Buy It Now button on this, with the wine I've consumed and the excitement of seeing a Mark 2 Espace V6 POV SPEC MANUAL I'd have most certainly pressed it. I need this.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-2-9-V6-RXE-/330945487352?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d0de361f8

 

[cort16]

Not even any points for effort this is serious fugulugly, totally pointless and it's 25 grand

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-CORVETTE-SPORTWAGON-BIG-BLOCK-/200937512510?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec8cf1e3e

[Hertz]

Err What's Up (With The Tide Mark) Doc?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREATHTAKING-FORD-CAPRI-Mk1-1600XL-SAME-FAMILY-OWNED-JUST-6-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-/200937536488?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec8cf7be8#ht_8041wt_1238

 

[Spiny Norman]

How dismal are the carb fed K Sealies engines?

Feels like a Lamborghini compared to the 998cc A series.

[Spiny Norman]

P-p-p-pick-up a Puggy.

 

[Novanick1]

P-p-p-pick-up a Puggy.

 

superb  

[Cavcraft]

This is giving me the glad eye. Bosch pump, stacks of test and looks pretty much totally standard too. Seller's feedback is shit and no mention of mileage, but could you really go wrong for £450?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-PEUGEOT-205-GRD-WHITE-/171064064782?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d4367b0e

 

 

[Cavcraft]

This looks ok, but you'd want a close up of the petrol cap area...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-FORD-FIESTA-Mk-3-RED-/271227458136?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f266a9258

 

This winds me up though...

 

 

 

Obviously CANNOT BE ARSED to open the f*ck*ng door to take pictures.

[Cavcraft]

NOT ROLF LOL LMFAO GOLF LAD NIGERIA OVAL

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Bluebird-1989-/251294034476?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a824aaa2c

 

'I’m looking for good owner to take it back up to the next level'

 

[face]

I know the Doc is a master of tat-pedalling, but there is some cringeworthy waffle in that Capri ad.