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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is giving me the glad eye. Bosch pump, stacks of test and looks pretty much totally standard too. Seller's feedback is shit and no mention of mileage, but could you really go wrong for £450?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-PEUGEOT-205-GRD-WHITE-/171064064782?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d4367b0e

 

 

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I know the Doc is a master of tat-pedalling, but there is some cringeworthy waffle in that Capri ad.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Your not wrong, how can he possibly know what was going though the first owners mind, utter bollocks, and I could find a thousand different cars more worthy of £10k then a average looking Capri.

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On the 17 January 1974 The first owner of OKF 42M, at the time in his late sixties, travelled the 4 or so miles from his home in a shite area of Liverpool to the Happy Shopper to buy a pack of B&H, whilst on his way he past a stunning blonde with large breasts driving a Alfa Romeo Spider.

 

Knowing at his age he'd never get a go a bird like that again he decided to pop into his local Ford dealers, J Blake (Blakes) & Co Ltd, Hardman Street in the City Centre.

 

The purpose of his visit was to order a new car capable of impressing the piece of skirt that he saw that morning, he decided to buy a Capri 1600 XL knowing that being a women she didn't know much about cars and that she'd be impressed with his large bonnet, unfortunately this plan never materialised as he died of boredom before seeing her again.

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think he's verged off into "mental" territory with that rambling monologue. 10 grand as well. Fuck a duck.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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He's the absolute king of bullshit, but you can't fault the fella if his cars really are selling.

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