eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

I bet there isn't an art gallery in the world with a picture as class as this

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Commer-Space-van-Hightop-1980-Ex-BT-Rare-Needs-Full-Restoration/254476531340?hash=item3b3ffbb68c:g:tsMAAOSwydpeF0XN

[cort16]

9 minutes ago, jamiechod said:

in america they dont evn bother to start em up now if theres any mould (cos sue culture) so people end up getting 'non runner' vehicles for peanuts cos of the mould/biohazard

That steering wheel looks about ready to get up and leave on its own.

[Kiltox]

I actually would buy it if it was in budget, WCPGW?

[Cavcraft]

Imagine getting one photograph of Cameron Diaz stepping out of your apartment in a see through dress and the skimpiest undercrackers possible, then looking with horror as you've realised your alsation has crimped one off on the pavement behind her?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-F89/293415998132?hash=item4450f4d2b4:g:64gAAOSwvd9eF2kE

 

 

*Edit: 

 

'Cab rebuilt by Leo Bol.'  

 

Kept that quiet, didn't you, Mr B?

[cort16]

6 minutes ago, Kiltox said:

I actually would buy it if it was in budget, WCPGW?

There's one for sale in inverness for 500 groats further  up the page .

This

[Kiltox]

Other end of the bastard world though ? 

[cort16]

4 minutes ago, Kiltox said:

Other end of the bastard world though ? 

If you spend 400 quid shipping it I'll not tell anyone ?

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2732971803460524/

[egg]

£400, with a valuable* plate which you can sell to an exec from PriceWaterhouseCoopers

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1013753862344693/

[strangeangel]

 

No photos of the inside, seller refuses to elaborate on he extent of the welding required... but it is tax and MOT exempt, so get in there!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Sherpa-motorhome-spare-or-brave-repair/402030509586

 

[egg]

A 1.3 Ghia. Ace.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/502916590578603/

[strangeangel]

MY EYES.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-100-Custom-3-0-LWB-Alien-VS-Predator-Camper-Day-Van-Motorhome/153773926331

 

[Cavcraft]

Promise:

 

 

 

Reality:  

 

 

 

Promise:

 

 

 

Reality: 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-recovery-truck-spares-or-repair/233461007827?hash=item365b5c45d3:g:i1gAAOSwooFeF4oU

[egg]

£1.3k to put yourself in the ugliest car in the world.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2470336129949758/

[Cavcraft]

Delighted to report that 'Mitsubishi Canter' is actually an anagram of 'British mans cunt'

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-canter-3-5-ton-1990-g-reg-twin-wheel-rare/153790561023?hash=item23cea1baff:g:ueUAAOSwh4BeF0j2

[Cavcraft]

Meanwhile, in Vosa's 'Overspray Detection Unit', it's time for the months of hard work to pay off.

 

 

Go on lads, atta bastard

 

 

Who wants biccies? Do good boys want biccies?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-recovery-truck/233460983998?hash=item365b5be8be:g:dqgAAOSwx0teB3E-

[wuvvum]

37 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

I bet there isn't an art gallery in the world with a picture as class as this

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Commer-Space-van-Hightop-1980-Ex-BT-Rare-Needs-Full-Restoration/254476531340?hash=item3b3ffbb68c:g:tsMAAOSwydpeF0XN

Could be fun trailering that home on a windy day...

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, wuvvum said:

Could be fun trailering that home on a windy day...

Half a mile in, you could tow it with that racer instead.

[egg]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1190743

Quote

First owner was once the manager of York city FC! 

Wow!

Quote

FSH until previous guy I bought it from burnt it because I wouldn’t pay him an extra £150 because he forgot to post it, do have video of him burning it!

?

[bezzabsa]

3 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Could be fun trailering that home on a windy day...

BUGGA was just gunna post that LOL

seen the sherpa he has too???

ex BT licker by the looks of his other sales 

[S2000]

14 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Delighted to report that 'Mitsubishi Canter' is actually an anagram of 'British mans cunt'

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-canter-3-5-ton-1990-g-reg-twin-wheel-rare/153790561023?hash=item23cea1baff:g:ueUAAOSwh4BeF0j2

I’ve just about castrated my hernia I’m laughing so much ......

[cort16]

Rough as fuck but still cheap at 1300 quid

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-prius/1363130091

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, cort16 said:

Rough as fuck but still cheap at 1300 quid

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-prius/1363130091

F*ck, that's properly cheap. GIB!

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/1992-honda-accord/1363081120

[Kiltox]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

F*ck, that's properly cheap. GIB!

They get rougher and cheaper, I’ve seen them at £595. Proper rough mind. 
 

[Cavcraft]

Just now, Kiltox said:

They get rougher and cheaper, I’ve seen them at £595. Proper rough mind. 
 

If they work a bit that's crazy money, even if the battery is bollocksed they must be ideal for the ULEZZER zone.

[Kiltox]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

If they work a bit that's crazy money, even if the battery is bollocksed they must be ideal for the ULEZZER zone.

I don’t know how well they work if the battery is proper bolloxed - limp mode?

I really want a rough Prius at some point. 

[spartacus]

Really, a mk 2 at £595? Presumably an ex taxi with 400,000+ on it?

Edit, I just read the ad above, it looks pretty good on the face of it, usual rules apply, if I had the space, money, need... Blah blah.

[Kiltox]

2 minutes ago, spartacus said:

Really, a mk 2 at £595? Presumably an ex taxi with 400,000+ on it?

I think it was about 200k but no MOT and rough. Can’t remember exactly. 

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, Kiltox said:

I don’t know how well they work if the battery is proper bolloxed - limp mode?

I really want a rough Prius at some point. 

Guessing they still work, but just don't switch over to battery.  Someone clever should put a Transit Di engine in one and cock a snoop at the congestion charge.