eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

Expensive, but what a tremendous choice of colours.

It was EIGHT THOUSAND pounds. It's still far too expensive at FIVE LARGE, but I'm so glad cars like this exist.

The title of the ad gave me a LOL tho

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1069721

Liked purely for the 'scene' bit, obviously.

63,853 · January 10, 2019

"exhaust silencer... holier than a black man's Y-fronts"

Batman's shurely?

108,850 · January 10, 2019

A bit salty, but I like it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1915-Maxwell-model-25-Brass-era-car/123545915820

mostly original and unrestored

in original older restored condition

For God's sake, make up your motherfucking mind, will you?!

135,036 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-insignia/392211722160?hash=item5b51a3efb0:g:MBwAAOSwLNxcNl2i:rk:14:pf:0

'I'm no good with cars'

You're not much fucking better with cameras, M8.

135,036 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-partner-van-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/372563445730?hash=item56be8307e2:g:r10AAOSwztVcNurZ:rk:22:pf:0

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-FE-Classic-Recovery-Truck-With-Harvey-Frost-Crane/173723354590

I have no idea for what, but I need this.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

Are these really 2 bags now?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-avenger/173732739338

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RENAULT-4-GTL-1108cc-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-NO-ROT/283333976684

PLEASE DO NOT confuse our trusty steed with Renault 4s advertised in the UK as "restoration projects". The car is SOLIDLY scruffy.

Is this one of us?

108,850 · January 10, 2019

A beige Sprint!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-dolomite-sprint/173731915292

i will put a battery on the car

Amazing.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Ford-Corsair-V4-Deluxe-2lt-rare-car-not-many-left/333006024155

rare car, not many left!

The Pope is a catholic and the bear shits in the woods.

How difficult is it to obtain a set of rims for people who cherish the ride quality as intended by an armada of very well paid engineers instead of some idiots who have neither taste nor wisdom?

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-JAGUAR-XJ-XJ40-SOVEREIGN-AUTO-BLUE-37-000-MILES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-BARN-FIND/292911811644

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER ONE FOR SALE ANYWHERE ELSE

THE CAR WILL NOT START AT THE MOMENT.

I don't think there is a shortage of borked Jaaags for sale.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-400-CREW-BUS-VAN-PROJECT/303024232575

HEALTH PROBLEMS

DEATH

Why do I have to be told such stuff in a car advert?

Aldi doesn't advertise its pork chops for sale due to the death of a pig.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Plymouth-Satellite-318-V8-Californian-Classic-Roadrunner/223318072915

That stupid Holley on the poor little 318 will have no effect except a dismal fuel consumption:

It's pretty fucked otherwise, but instead of sorting the car, someone opted to waste his money on a

full paint job similar to the Roadrunner

in slightly below Earl Scheib quality.

I despair.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

A Vitesse is being hauled into the sunset.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-vittesse-1600-saloon-BARN-FIND/153334085762

Do not read the ad!

My brain is still smoking.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

Just when I thought I've seen it all.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auto-Test-Mini/123587433550

Perfect

That's not exactly the attribute that springs to my mind.

108,850 · January 10, 2019

LAGONDA RAPIER STYLE CLASSIC KIT CAR

Whoa, show me!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAGONDA-RAPIER-STYLE-CLASSIC-KIT-CAR-BODY-CHASSIS/173731231649

What? PMSL!

There are actually people bidding on it, presumably for the

body that was removed from a 1937 Lagonda Rapier

108,850 · January 10, 2019

This is nice.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Limousine-DS420-Automatic-Classic-Car-Project/254060362886

Some arsehole will dulux it white.

24,950 · January 10, 2019

Pure
Unadulterated
Copper Bottom
Overpriced
SHITE

You to can have a camper van for £17000 based on a DFSK Loadhopper whot retails at $5000 on allibaba.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-ROMAHOME-D20-2-BERTH-FABULOUS-COMPACT-CAMPERVAN/142868688464?hash=item2143a32e50:g:VhcAAOSwp7tbS0eu:rk:16:pf:0

Roma?

108,850 · January 10, 2019

For those of you who suffer from the compulsive obsession these are any good.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-300E-Automatic-4-door-saloon-1992-VGC/392211486791

108,850 · January 10, 2019

WBoD Red Alert!

Even has snow chains fitted already!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Volvo/123587143890

The purpose of snow chains may have eluded the person who put them on a bit, mind.

The intellectual level of the ad is in line with it, thus reader discretion is advised.

63,853 · January 10, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RENAULT-4-GTL-1108cc-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-NO-ROT/283333976684

Is this one of us?

Cor, seller seems quite sensible, and would probably drop at your door.

13,585 · January 10, 2019

1983 AUSTIN COOPER S TYPE

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-AUSTIN-COOPER-S-TYPE-GARAGE-FIND/264114004555?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170920101022%26meid%3Deec3717b64c0460d951a5dea16972e3c%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D10%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D123587143890%26itm%3D264114004555&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

13,820 · January 10, 2019

This is nice.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Limousine-DS420-Automatic-Classic-Car-Project/254060362886

Some arsehole will dulux it white.

The only thing that needs is a tweed front seat and perhaps wonky AA badge at a pinch.

Fun Fact! A DS240 will just fit in my garage. I checked.

13,820 · January 10, 2019

Daimler Sovereign

Poor People Friendly

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-Daimler-Sovereign-Series-3-4-2-LPG/283311832005?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D275030283c8c4e569f39e69c5ea1a953%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D254060362886%26itm%3D283311832005&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

108,850 · January 10, 2019

The only thing that needs is the rear seats reupholstered in West of England cloth.

FTFY

Fun Fact! A DS240 will just fit in my garage. I checked.

When will you push it in it?

2,279 · January 10, 2019

Oh FFS.

Watchlisted.

Save me from myself fella!

13,820 · January 10, 2019

When will you push it in it?

When it teleports to my driveway.

13,820 · January 10, 2019

Daimler Sovereign (Giffer Spec)

The seats needs re-inflating

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-DAIMLER-4-2-SOVEREIGN-LWB-SERIES-2/352559327660?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D61fe4b550c8b4a20b0c3a703868c1031%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D283311832005%26itm%3D352559327660&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

15,089 · January 10, 2019

1983 AUSTIN COOPER S TYPE

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-AUSTIN-COOPER-S-TYPE-GARAGE-FIND/264114004555?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170920101022%26meid%3Deec3717b64c0460d951a5dea16972e3c%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D10%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D123587143890%26itm%3D264114004555&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

Oddly enough, that's what DVLA records it as. Never heard of it before. Thought it was just a badly-customised Maestro with some Letraset decals. The things ye learn....

53,595 · January 10, 2019

It is. It's been on these pages about forty three times. I hope somebody buys it just so we never have to see it again.

eBay tat volume 3.

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