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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Wow, its another one of those "why would you import this" cases. They really went to town with the US Escort Coupe of this generation. Seems like a clean one though!

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Wow, its another one of those "why would you import this" cases. They really went to town with the US Escort Coupe of this generation. Seems like a clean one though!

I think it being so clean is what’s giving me the horn. It’s a base spec manual too, there can’t have been too many of those in the first place!

 

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I think I have found something to excite resident Vauxhall apologists, a non wankered mk1 Nova! Not cheap I grant you mind, but fuckinell I thought they all got redtopped, 1 door mirror, and 1.2 overhead camness! None of that OHV nonsense here thank you very much, it is very blue too, like many Vauxhalls of that era. 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-1-2-HATCHBACK/283296787585?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55584%26meid%3D8fce1f94570e478d9769ef076753868f%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D253870644422%26itm%3D283296787585&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Cheap front pawed 4 door Triumph with Ipswich plates in Brigg! Looks OK for the money with a 20 yard blowover, could be full of pudding however is actually MOT'd

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-1300-FWD/263967653211?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55584%26meid%3D8fce1f94570e478d9769ef076753868f%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D253870644422%26itm%3D263967653211&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

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May bee haunted as it is in Lincolnshire, just the thought of it is giving Junkman and Conrad nightmares

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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I have been to Mablethorpe many times, and you are right JM, THAR BE WITCHES

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The witches are the least of your worries. It's the general public that puts me at not inconsiderable unease.

The county whose name must not be mentioned has the highest proportion of people in the UK, that claim they have been abducted by aliens.

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/703533/ALIENS-COST-ME-MY-BOYFRIEND-AND-KIDS-claims-abductee-taken-after-car-stopped-by-UFO

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/701410/Aliens-stole-flock-sheep-moonlight-film-maker

 

 

Nuff said?

 

Mablethorpe you say?

 

https://ourbucketlistlives.co.uk/days-out/18-things-to-do-in-mablethorpe-lincolnshire-seaside-family-friendly/

 

If that doesn't scare the living shit out of you, go and buy a cheap Citroen SM.

 

 

John Nutall has now started doing donkey rides at Mablethorpe. Last year Jamie had a donkey ride for £1.50 but this year with the new donkeys it was £3. I did find this a little steep, especially as the same owner has donkey rides at Skegness for much less than this. But the donkeys looked very well kept and Jamie loved his ride and a stroke.

 

How often do I have to tell you this?

 

Do not go to Lincolnshire!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is quite tempting, but no winch, no mention of MOT and there's a right load of bollocks involved with VOSA having anything over 3.5T these days.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-814-Beaver-Tail-6-Cylinder-MANUAL-Engine-MANUAL-Gearbox/153304772916?hash=item23b1ad3134:g:VqUAAOSwqLRcFR9Y

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Cavcraft

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'Hmm, £650 van, ...

 

 

 

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...with £20's of £1 shop cleaning products...

 

 

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...and £8's worth of B&Q blackboard paint. Equals...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Converted-Van-Iveco-Daily-LWB-Campervan-Motorhome/113455631845?hash=item1a6a7b8de5:g:HvIAAOSwwPdcCkg~:rk:4:pf:0

 

 

That's the most over-priced, shittest thing I've seen in a long while.

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Cavcraft

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Aside from painting the door handles and locks (really fucks with my OCD) and the 1970's sauna interior, this correctly engined Transit just could not get any better.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-customised/192759955583?hash=item2ce163807f:g:m3AAAOSwBPRcENhu:rk:8:pf:0

 

'be really sad to see billy {Vans Name}...'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Needs a V8 to be considered. 

 

Mercedes however still knew how to build a proper V12 back in the mid-90s, so this could be a very interesting car for someone, especially considering where prices are going:

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-cl600-600-rare-c140-w140-/1314400964

 

Such a lot of car for the money, but everything about that (dreadful) advert screams 'RUN AWAY'.

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Cavcraft

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Don't bother reading the advert, it's one of those wanky 'Derek Nobspoodle bought this car new on the 32nd of Julember 1809 from Titfondle Motors, blah blah bloody blah'  jobs.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-sceptre/192760052734?hash=item2ce164fbfe:g:G~YAAOSwmE9cFjlH

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