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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Super car look alike replica Ferrari California'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Super-car-look-alike-replica-Ferrari-California/223210787047?hash=item33f86650e7:g:5E0AAOSwbKdb2K8w:rk:39:pf:0

 

Fifty quid's worth of Isopon badly applied to £200's worth of scrap car for just* £10,000 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants a car that looks a field mouse who's been sunbathing in a hedge for the last 48 years

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dutton-Kit-Car-Chassis-body-fibreglass-RWD-with-intresting-number-plate/232986211037?hash=item363f0f72dd:g:bVkAAOSwTbNb2Gk6:rk:45:pf:0

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The only way to make this look worse is if the inside resembles a teenager's bed room

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-pre-smiley-mk3-4-5-1992-2-5-di-very-good-runner-ambulance-camper-project/382615451271?hash=item5915a87687:g:Ac4AAOSwqS5b20xr:rk:16:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I wonder how many rules the camp sites suddenly remembered they had when someone turned up in this

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-camper/153242346307?hash=item23adf4a343:g:3TcAAOSwihVb0Epr:rk:18:pf:0

 

'it has 250000 but still runs perfect, these are all motorway miles for holidays'

 

Oh aye yeah. Maybe you live on the fucking hard shoulder of the M8, M8, and holiday in Charnock bastard Richard services every two fucking weeks?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volkswagen-vw-lt28-mk1-camper-day-van/113344883677?hash=item1a63e1abdd:g:EGEAAOSw8cFb2yXN:rk:40:pf:0

 

'Still original colour it left the factory in'

 

Was going to mention the orange door shuts and interior, but to be fair the roof certainly does seem to be trying it's best to make that statement true

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'OMG, hun! Of course the kids are fine. Little Shane is outside sunbathing and Kyle is sleeping on the bunk. Yeah, yeah, there was that incident with the hair straighteners,but that was a one off, FFS'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-camper-van-motorhome/202488656510?hash=item2f2543b27e:g:8EsAAOSwFZZb2thV

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1969-ACE-Rallyman-Caravan-One-off-VW-split-screen-photo-booth-bar/232981517935?hash=item363ec7d66f:g:nhgAAOSwantbkrus:rk:39:pf:0

 

'we are in no panic to sell and have politely refused some not so sensible offers'

 

£2650

 

 

 

Take that in for a minute. Two thousand, six hundred and fifty pounds for a buffed up piss palace and they've refused some offers. 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1969-ACE-Rallyman-Caravan-One-off-VW-split-screen-photo-booth-bar/232981517935?hash=item363ec7d66f:g:nhgAAOSwantbkrus:rk:39:pf:0

 

'we are in no panic to sell and have politely refused some not so sensible offers'[/size]

 

£2650[/size]

 

 

 

Take that in for a minute. Two thousand, six hundred and fifty pounds for a buffed up piss palace and they've refused some offers.

Don't be a dick. It's worth every penny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You did see that a previous owner was the ORIGINAL MIKLY BRA KID?!

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Look at this little sweetie hiding away in the parts section.

 

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Previously owned by a witch...note original plastic on door cards - magic.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1969-ACE-Rallyman-Caravan-One-off-VW-split-screen-photo-booth-bar/232981517935?hash=item363ec7d66f:g:nhgAAOSwantbkrus:rk:39:pf:0

 

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we are in no panic to sell and have politely refused some not so sensible offers'

 

£2650

 

 

 

Take that in for a minute. Two thousand, six hundred and fifty pounds for a buffed up piss palace and they've refused some offers.

Quote: Isabella marlin awning by separate negotiation.

 

There's 3 days to go.

 

It makes more sense when you look at picture 3.

 

Real reason for sale? The chassis is rusty as a metro front wing after 10 years of mud and salt encrusted contaminants by ave eaten a hole in the structure as big as a double bed that will take 3 adults and a child.

chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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Quite fancy this but it's in Essex and still no sign of the ACL being fixed enough to drive more than 10 minutes.

 

Looking at the MOT history I'm guessing it may be quite rusty underneath  and not as good as the photos suggest.

 

As well as the price yoyoing,the vendor has changed the description a few times too over the months.

 

There's mention of rolling resto now iirc which didn't appear in the original ad. 

 

Otherwise why wouldn't someone have bought it with those miles and in seemingly great condition?

 

2  1/4's a barg.

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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"This gets heads turning everywhere it goes as you could probably guess from the colour."

 

That Green Transit owner has confused "head" with "stomach".

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