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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Proper early MI16. Some assembly required.

 

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The father of the lassie I had a crush on in 1989 had one of these in this colour...
Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hell this looks cheap! Cambelt not quite due, MOT history reasonable...nice spec, probably something somewhere broken or waiting to break.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810031152716?atmobcid=soc3

 

 

More to the point they've paid for that advert, who bothers paying for adverts for sub £500 cars on Auto Trader?!

 

You need this Miss Bramz, you haven't bought a car in ages.... It does look cracking for the money.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hell this looks cheap! Cambelt not quite due, MOT history reasonable...nice spec, probably something somewhere broken or waiting to break.

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810031152716?atmobcid=soc3

 

 

More to the point they've paid for that advert, who bothers paying for adverts for sub £500 cars on Auto Trader?!

I thought Auto Trader was free for <£1K cars?

 

Also, what Hertz said - GIB man.

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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It is if you only have 5 photos...

 

I would love to but I've got to collect two cars this weekend anyway.

 

However if anyone wants me to go and view it for them, let me know.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Great escort colour combo. 1980 car, think it was only that last year when front head rests became more common across the range? I wait to be corrected.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1501542704.htm/

 

 

 

 

Head restraints were standard on Sport and Ghia only, from the start of Mark 2 production to the end.  Optional extra on all other trim levels.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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ford sierra xr4x4

 

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This is the best picture in the ad!  Remarkably, despite being photographed in something that looks very much like a barn, the magic words "barn find" don't appear in the description!

 

"xr acceriorie skirts"

 

"Realisted due to time waster again if you do not won't the car please don't bid on it  this is the last time it's goes on eBay."

 

£700.00 Reserve not met
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-xr4x4/302908102512?hash=item4686bad770:g:7YMAAOSwZTBbmTVb

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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ford sierra xr4x4

 

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This is the best picture in the ad!  Remarkably, despite being photographed in something that looks very much like a barn, the magic words "barn find" don't appear in the description!

 

"xr acceriorie skirts"

 

"Realisted due to time waster again if you do not won't the car please don't bid on it ....

 

Illiteracy plus auto-correct is a terrible combination  :mrgreen:

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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We all love Audi's on here don't we?

 

Oh Yeah...……………..

 

Anyhow this looks alright. Quattro as well so big skids in the snow.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A4-1-8-Turbo-quattro-sport-avant/223174789401?hash=item33f6410919:g:rhMAAOSwj6lbtboO

Can confirm. I used to have a 1.8T quattro sport saloon and it was hilarious fun in the snow.

 

It was also a complete and utter moneypit in every other way though. Not with somebody else's barge pole.

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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'Factory fitted Porsche engine' - er no, it says 'System Porsche' on the rocker cover because they were paid a consultancy fee during the design of the cylinder head.

 

'Limited Edition' - er no again, it's a normal top of the range GLX by the looks of things

 

Still nice but better if folks knew what they were selling.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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WARNING - Ad is a Boil-Your-Piss bingo winner.

 

 

 

HERE WE HAVE 

 

What the fuck is this about?  and the all caps grrrrrrrr

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