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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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You probably can.   I once sniffed out a decaying Isis from outside a locked concrete garage - the odour of Nuffield's finest was oozing out of a door vent.

  • lesapandre, Junkman and The Reverend Bluejeans
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bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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This person is clearly utterly bonkers.

 

 

LOOKING FOR ALL OLD BOTTLES FULL SEALED

Have You Macallan ?? VINTAGE PORT ?? Other Wines ?? LIQUEURS ?? Chartreuse ??............Laphroaig??  REMY MARTIN?? CHAMPAGNES ?? 

PLEASE SEND DETAILS VIA CONTACT SELLER.......................


Please View Our Other Items..................

 GREAT TREAT...............................................VERY RARE FIND ANOTHER !! OLD 

 

 

 

Jesus fucking christ.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ULTRA-RARE-Citroen-XANTIA-ESTATE-Auto-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-36K-Future-Classic/123299360207?hash=item1cb536edcf:g:vlwAAOSwznZbaw4n

 

Obviously someone that concise wants £3.4k for a low miles Xantia in poor person spec.

  • chadders, Junkman and Disco Fever
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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1022908

 

we had this yet? and if not, why not?

 

some hot wedgei action, for not that much money, i know i would.....

 

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This is sad, that belongs to possibly the youngest Princess owner ever.  What a shame he's having to sell it.

 

  • HarmonicCheeseburger and MarvinsMom
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Exiled_Tat_Gatherer Rank: Citroen Ami

Exiled_Tat_Gatherer

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If I'd been paid in the last 6mths(chasing the thieving bastards) - or on this contract now (another couple of weeks) - that would be on it's way here........ bugger! But it is saved..... in case it shows up again at the perfect* time.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Your chance* to own your own Kit Car Business.

 

Entrepreneur only need apply to buy this unique concept called Regent Motor, due to retirement last year we have laid up this business and now offer to a bidding person with engineering or mechanical skills to produce this fine example wedding car or classic styled car. This business has been seen on TV, Strippers for Cash

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kit-Car-Business-As-Seen-on-TV/392096981850?hash=item5b4acd235a%3Ag%3Ak-4AAOSwWuNbar0P&_nkw=kit+car&rt=nc

  • garethj, Sigmund Fraud and lesapandre
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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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used cars for sale automatic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/used-cars-for-sale-automatic/142894865996?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3D857401147095472799e17442cbfebda6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223094419932%26itm%3D142894865996&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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65K, 4 Months MOT currently 50 Quid!

 

Quote 'VALUABLE NUMBER PLATE  S569 BGT (Britain's got talent or someone's initials).'

 

Some people really need to get out more....

  • timolloyd, davehedgehog31, chadders and 1 other
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timolloyd Rank: Citroen Ami

timolloyd

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used cars for sale automatic

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/used-cars-for-sale-automatic/142894865996?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D51875%26meid%3D857401147095472799e17442cbfebda6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223094419932%26itm%3D142894865996&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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65K, 4 Months MOT currently 50 Quid!

 

Quote 'VALUABLE NUMBER PLATE  S569 BGT (Britain's got talent or someone's initials).'

 

Some people really need to get out more....

 

The (L)BGT plate makes this perfect for the UK premier of Queer Eye for the Shite guy. 5 gay guys tour the country in a 306, giving lifestyle tips to Shiters.

  • Rave and dozeydustman
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap Robin Reliant with HGF in Devonshire.  Seller appears to like his three-wheelers.

 

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  • holbeck, oldcars and Junkman
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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Is that Mad Max? are you looking for another Sequel perhaps called beyond the shittest Dome?

 

Excellent News, can we get that mad arse Turner again as she is the twat for this job and we all love a GILF......

 

Let me Fax you over a picture of the vehicle.....

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike-Tricycle-3-Wheeler-Reliant/202386222651?hash=item2f1f28ae3b:g:IVoAAOSwhilbXuVm

 

We want you to look like a complete C**t with this Gibson, your Career is fucked so we have included  plenty of bling and extras including the billet aluminium grips, twin headlamps, twin spot lamps which have blue LED halo's, vintage Jaguar mascot, twin Fiamm horns, a chrome klaxon horn, twin stainless steel dummy side pipes, drum kit clutch pedal, the list goes on.......

 

I fail to see the fascination of these things TBH and am always in belly clinching, tears rolling down my face practically shitting myself through total loss of reality as to understand why.....

  • spartacus and Junkman
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95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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Car and Classic advert for a Torslander, who in their right mind would go and look at the car on the basis of them.....

 

Oh Me.....

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  • garethj, Brodders and Skizzer
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