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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Fuck me in any orientation you want to.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bricklin-SV1-1975-Barnfind-2-Cars-for-restauration-351-Ford-V8-Engines/223059122322

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Why did you have to ruin everything?

Bricklin was a kind of DeLorean both in looks and scamability...it all ended up much the same...

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/vintage-review/vintage-rt-review-the-bricklin-great-new-car-or-same-old-stuff/

 

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/blog/bricklin-sv-1-the-ultimate-turkey-of-the-seventies/

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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It neither had a cigarette lighter, nor an ashtray.

Safety, you know.

 

So I'd like to have one just to enable me to make phonecalls in it, you know, from one of those fucking mobile phones there.

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Matt

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£1,995.00

Does mean that I can advertise my car for a few extra quid now? The best part is where they are listing the "equipment" it has.

 

Immobiliser, side impact protection beams, child-proof rear door locks, adjustable front seatbelt anchorage, halogen headlights, rear wash/wipe, high level third brake light, heated rear window, safety glass all round, water temperature gauge, rev counter, key-in warning chime, lights on warning chime, 4-speed air flow control, 3-position interior light, separately folding rear seat backs, luggage compartment mat.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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Good afternoon, Stupid & Co, how may I hel….

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'ssup, bay-bee, can you do anything I require?'

 

 

What you can decree, we'll make you see

 

 

'Erm, ok can I have a transvestite Macauley Caulkin and Fagan from the film 'Oliver' on the front pls, perhaps have one of Caulkin's stiletto shoes on fire in the middle?' 

 

 

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Anything else, chief?

 

'Yeah, tell you what can I have Wurzel Gummidge next to that bird out of 'River Dance'?

 

Sounds a bit time, sir, can we jazz that up slightly? How about Wurzel looking wistfully, as if he's just put an up-turned bicycle helmet into a duck pond and set fire to her bra and knickers?

 

'Oh aye, that sounds G-R-8, I'll roll with that' 

 

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Don't forget it's three-for-one again, ace. Dop you want anything else?

 

'Fuck it, can I have Frank Spencer (with a charcoal goatee beard and wearing Tommy Cooper's hat) looking on as Terry Thomas has a sword fight with Adam Ant.' 

 

Ok, we'll begin it on Mond….

 

'Hang on, that last bit doesn't sound right. Adam Ant is a lot more alive than Terry Thomas, so it's a bit one sided that fight. Tell you what, have an umbrella shoved up Ant's arse, and a banana falling out of his sleeve'

 

 

It'll be ready on Wednesday, sir

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-125-auto/132702254648?hash=item1ee5abb638%3Ag%3AfRcAAOSw2VJbSLCi&_sop=10&_nkw=airbrushed&_sacat=9800&rt=nc

 

'this is a show scooter that has never been shown'

 

Crufts shut, was it?

 

'professionally airbrushed at a cost of £5000'

 

You'd have been better off professionally shoving 5,000 £1 coins up your arse, eating the hottest curry in the world and firing them back out of a ship's porthole.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Look at the sodding two-and-eight of this thing

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Custom-Campervan/253751834424?hash=item3b14c9b738%3Ag%3APlgAAOSwDn5bMR1L&_sop=10&_pgn=2&_nkw=customised&_sacat=9800&rt=nc

 

£2,5556.14 starting price. Best of luck with that one, matey.

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