eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

This looks delightfully like a murder scene.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-1994-Mk-2-Model-73-000-mls-2-owners/183287153330

[Junkman]

Do we have a term for Pogweaseled in blue?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CARINA-E/332694974528

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-240-244-DL-DRIFT-RETRO-TURBO-1981/283018962387

 

 

DRIFT,RETRO,TURBO

 

Ah, a limpdick.

[Junkman]

This looks a bit alright.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-300E-auto-1987-petrol/173374930348

 

 

I give it a honorary

 

 

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renualt-21-turbo-1989-barn-find/232814575152

 

It's a barn find, you know.

[Pillock]

I've had a skinful, if someone could please talk me out of this it would be appreciated thanks

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-Turbo-Avant-Classic-Car/273306423429

 

 

Obvs the wheels can get to fuck, but it's a 100 Avant Turbo.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-2-0-V6-GLS-1981/163109304086

 

 

 

FORD CORTINA

 

 

That's a lie.

 

 

 

 

it was a barn find.

 

I just contend this is another lie.

 

A liar should not be believed even if he speaks the truth.

 

However, being a two litre Taunus, it's a V6.

[Brodders]

Terribly advertised, but could be a good deal for someone.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-american-Cadillac-car/273308292564?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D7bc0706635704d0f99d1220b5df4c0d7%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D283007388828%26itm%3D273308292564&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

[Junkman]

I've had a skinful, if someone could please talk me out of this it would be appreciated thanks

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-Turbo-Avant-Classic-Car/273306423429

 

 

Obvs the wheels can get to fuck, but it's a 100 Avant Turbo.

 

GIB, ffs!

[Brodders]

Be like TooSavvy for £205 (at the moment).

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-II-Executive-Auto-5-Door-Hatchback-1989/183275280020?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908131621%26meid%3D8a8eb393001a4e4bbb4e7df1682b9873%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D273308292564%26itm%3D183275280020&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%3A18f6ea68-773f-11e8-980b-74dbd1807bcd%7Cparentrq%3A2f071a301640a9e8481f50d1fffbfc8a%7Ciid%3A1

[Junkman]

This is the first pebbledashed car I've ever seen.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Concerto-jdm-lhd-import-track-day-car/183283680058

 

 

 

jdm

 

So it was built for the Japanese home market, right?

 

 

LHD

 

 

 

start stop and drive like new

 

I have my doubts.

 

 

 

Under the bonnet is 1.6 z2

 

What the fuck is wrong with those Jap crap lickers?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-5cyl-2-2-Quattro-C3-facelift-Avant-Classic-Car/153067414086

 

A power stroke every 144 degrees is somehow arrestingly alluring.

[Junkman]

What a pile of shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Custom-Hot-Rod-Rat-Rod-Modified-Jeep-1983-q-plate/163104559299

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500-SEL/123198900691

 

 

Business seller information

V-SPEED LTD

Joachim Wisniewski

 

Wahey, he seems to be as English as I am.

[Junkman]

 

New York City Taxi Replica

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Alfa-164-TS-Car-New-York-City-Taxi-Replica/153065515169

 

 

a definite head turner

 

My head turns left - right - left - right...

 

 

 

featured in several newspapers and magazines

 

Thanks God I don't read such waste paper.

 

 

 

It’s been used for the occasional wedding

 

It hopefully remains occasional. Although I have my doubts considering where this country is heading.

[Junkman]

Shite I didn't know existed, part 3,472.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hilux-Mighty-X-Station-Wagon/323303779002

 

 

Someone must save it.

[Junkman]

Ovlov, unsurprisingly located in Scotland.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-340/202342754592

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-280-SE-1978-Good-looking-un-fussy-classic-open-to-offers/253690626369

 

 

And we have a proper

 

 

[Brodders]

This Continental looks pretty decent, and probably won't go for very much as it isn't a Town Car. Lots of chrome, navy leather and digital dials, all very alluring.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1992-lincoln-continental/113082573649?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3Dd767f8e099244436ac8714b99716ceb6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263761734035%26itm%3D113082573649&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-100-2-0-E-Avant-Estate-Not-Quattro/192558668175

 

 

Two point fucking 0. As if the world wasn't enough full of disappointments.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-E300-petrol-Auto-101000miles-1992-W124/183246793893

 

 

PLEASE READ - The asking price of £695 includes unaccompanied shipping to Poole or Portsmouth docks PO2 8SP where you can pick it up

 

I fucking bet it does.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-d-plate-Nissan-Sunny-COLECTORS-CAR/263603246711

 

COLECTORS CAR

 
Oh yes. The scrap metal COLECTOR (sic).

But then again, isn't this the very essence of Autoshite?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Front:

 

 

Back:

 

 

But there's also this awesome photo, so:

 

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1977-Land-Rover-Defender/302780818755

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

1960

 

mmm

 

 

Eagle holding a rifle on the roof, why not?

 

 

Nice grainy webcam grade photo of it half a mile away, obscured by a bush and with the licence plate hanging off:

 

 

Titled as a 1960 Mini ... but in reality the car is a 1983/84.

 

It's fuel injected and has airbags. It is none of those things. 

 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1960-Mini-Cooper/163110864671

[Parky]

Do we have a term for Pogweaseled in blue?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CARINA-E/332694974528

Blauwiesel works for me

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-AC-Invacar-3-wheeler-Disabled-Steyr-Puch/263767653593?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3D71fadab170574f2ca4dd12ace0497f60%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332696588279%26itm%3D263767653593&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

 

 

I saw the price and I went 'TWC'...

[AdeMk1]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SS1/123202038225?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3D333a97cb19c54adda424a2e142c3ebbc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D183285571412%26itm%3D123202038225&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Aston Martin]

850 R in canary yellow, estate and saloon.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Volvo-850-2-3-R-5dr-/283019943423

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Volvo-850-R-2-3-T5-R-SALOON-MANUAL-4dr-/282708813924

[Cavcraft]

'GET UP TO THE SPEED LIMIT OR GET OUT OF THE WAY' ….says the person with the car that looks like it would fall to bits at 15mph.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-beetle-1302S-1971/113095194296?hash=item1a54ffb6b8:g:O5AAAOSwmypbLqZD

[Cavcraft]

A shit condition shit car

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-309-DIESEL-GLD-1-9-SPECIAL-EQUIPMENT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/153072903026?hash=item23a3db2372:g:QV0AAOSwXSRbLp1l

 

 

£300/submit best offer.