eBay tat volume 3.

[11001010]

 

https://www.avto.net/Ads/details.asp?id=11932514

[11001010]

 

https://www.avto.net/Ads/details.asp?id=13195501

[11001010]

 

http://www.bolha.com/avto-moto/avto-oglasi/citroen/citroen-2-cv-viktor-motor-cars-letnik-1991-10-km-bencin-1336531040.html?aclct=1529045726

[DodgeRover]

Aussie Valiant Charger in the UK

 

It would probably be a good idea for the owner to mention it's been hacked about to fit a Jag IRS...

 

Way overpriced or I would still have had it, currently cheaper to buy in Aus and ship here than sort this one.

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/valiant-charger-mopar-muscle-car-v8/292615448969?hash=item44213d6989:g:FhUAAOSwbEJbLpyM

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car/332696588279

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-morris-commercial-mra1-breakdown-truck-easy-Project-start-and-drives/153072603965

 

 

it could do with a paint job

 

No. It could not.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Mk2-2-8-Ghia-1983/192577896888

 

 

arches, sills and usual places look solid.

 

But aren't?

[Junkman]

 

PLYMOUTH BELVERDER

 

I'm NOT making this horseshit up!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PLYMOUTH-BELVERDER/323312690919

 

 

I had the exact same bumper sticker on a '60 Imperial, thus the bumper did not get rechromed during my ownership.

[Junkman]

Stan Woods anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-HUMBER-S-SNIPE-II-V-RARE-BARN-FIND/323313701543

[Junkman]

Ditch those terrible whitewalls and be a winner.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Rover-P5-3-Litre-Automatic-Saloon/223028261981

[Junkman]

Someone actually bid on this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-GS-1-5-TGI-Excite-s-s-5dr/283020430442

 

 

Unbelievable.

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1453022104.htm/?ca=17_s

 

Rare!

 

 

[Junkman]

The 'other' Chevy El Camino.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Chevrolet-El-Camino/223028181613

[Junkman]

I have absolutely no idea what's for sale here, but this photo is bloody ace.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-2800-1940-1100-A-500A-2300-S-coupe-Abarth-collectio-restoration-project/232815719725

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CITROEN-AX-ECHO-PLUS-1-1-PETROL-MANUAL-IN-WHITE-XXX-ONLY-48-000-MILES-XXX/323312953165

 

 

XXX

 

You got that shit right.

[Junkman]

Okay, not in Autoshite territory by any stretch of the imagination, but it's just stunningly beautiful.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-PONTIAC-FIREBIRD-350-V8-AUTO-ESPRIT-1-OWNER-26K/113085700858

 

 

 

Chances for it to remain unhighjacked, undumbasswheeled, unrebelbeflagged, unsidepiped, unbonnetscooped, unflatblacked, unedelbrocked and unchainsteeringwheeled?

 

0/345,665,917

 

 

CALL BOB ON 01376 573327 (ESSEX)

 

That's exactly what I mean.

[Junkman]

Be like I was 1986.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E12-M535i-5-speed-dogleg-close-ratio-manual-LSD-the-rarest-and-1st-M-car/283018704966

 

I then replaced it with the famous* Inca coloured 3.0 Si and it made all the difference I wished for.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Bluebird/183285571412

 

 

But those wheels.

[Junkman]

Admit it, you need this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-BMC-J4-CLASSIC-VAN-FOR-RESTORATION-RARE-2595/263771752387

[Junkman]

Thanks God there aren't any people lusting for this on here.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-HUMBER-SCEPTRE-MARK-1-ICONIC-SPORTS-SALOON-NEEDS-PAINTING-BUT-SOLID/273312487262

 

 

 

NEEDS PAINTING

 

Go and fuck a lawnmower. A running one.

 

 

 

Although if you live in North Yorkshire as I do, then deepest Hampshire is indeed quite a way south!

 

 

But if you live in deepest Hampshire, North Yorkshire is indeed quite a way north.

What a paradox.

[bramz7]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-CITROEN-AX-ECHO-PLUS-1-1-PETROL-MANUAL-IN-WHITE-XXX-ONLY-48-000-MILES-XXX/323312953165

 

 

You got that shit right.

Low mileage, high spec (well it has electric front windows) and velour seats. Niiice.

 

Broken windscreen. Ffs

[Junkman]

 

classic barn find cosworth

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-2-9-ambulance-classic-barn-find-cosworth/202349236908

 

 

 

To be fair, though, it's the only acceptably motorised Transit I've ever seen:

 

[castros_bro]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-AC-Invacar-3-wheeler-Disabled-Steyr-Puch/263767653593?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3D71fadab170574f2ca4dd12ace0497f60%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332696588279%26itm%3D263767653593&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

 

 

[Junkman]

Can I have this on the NHS?

[Brodders]

For some reason, in the last week I have started to have a strong desire for a MK3 Granada. This senior rep spec GLi doesn't look too terrible, aside from the blown head gasket.

 

And the smoked indicators, they can piss off.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk3-2-0-efi-banger-racing-banger-car/202344018599?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D9843d3f4aa3144c08f893aacd5266e9f%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D202344018599%26itm%3D202344018599&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A33e783bd-7736-11e8-b33d-74dbd180f90d%7Cparentrq%3A2ecccf251640ab4dc52a6ba1fffd0f7e%7Ciid%3A1

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-205-AUTOMATIC-1992-VINTAGE-LOW-MILES-1-YEARS-MOT/163113074422

 

 

LOW MILES

 

All miles have the same height, which is zero, since mile is a unit of length.

[Junkman]

Yow!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xj6-series-3-4-2-soverign/223029449354

 

 

RESTORE IT

 

Fuck that.

 

 

 

BRAKES - STOPS CAR JUST, BUT ARE VERY SPONGEY

 

Brakes. Overrated safety tosh.

 

 

 

EXHAUSTS  - WERE ROTTEN SO HAVE BEEN REMOVED

 

That's the spirit!

[Junkman]

Hardly run in 405 fuelled by toxic waste for 395 BIN anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-1-9TD-GRDT/183288307199

 

It's a bit of a now or never thing if you really want one.

[Brodders]

Be like me 6 months ago, except with a bigger engine, lower mileage and a working heater.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-ESTATE-1-4/123198809398?hash=item1caf38a536:g:vk8AAOSwPHxbJ-Ia

[Junkman]

Now, I think I watchlisted this a bit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/e28-bmw-525i-1983-rare-car-drives-well-great-useable-classic-needs-tlc/263774876229

 

It's located in Southampton, which quite a way south if you live up north.

And as the inimitable Squire Dawson so aptly put it - everything south of The North is shit.