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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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Good evening, Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

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'Alright, pet, still do anything really sick that I want?'

 

If it makes you wretch, we'll give it a sketch!

 

'Ok, can I have Sue Perkins, Frank Sinatra, Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes (as he's actually having one) Butthead and Bruce Forsyth on the side panel?

 

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Anything else, sir?

 

'Yeah, I'll totes have three of the Jackson 5 trying to punch Mary Poppins in a nightclub as Eddie Murphy and Ralph Tresbant look out for the bouncers, please'

 

 

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Don't forget it's 3-for-2 Wednesday, sir, would you like anything else?

 

'Oh shit, erm, I've no idea tbh'

 

 

Going to have to hurry you sir...

 

 

'Erm'

 

 

We're shutting in ten minutes, sorry, so be quick....

 

 

'Err'

 

 

Five minutes before we go home, sir. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind...

 

 

'Ok, ok, got it: I'll have Anne Widdicomb wanking someone off, please' 

 

 

It'll be ready Friday, boss...

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-1962-historic-vehicle-with-custom-paint-work-Atlantic-Soul/232812837072?hash=item3634b9f8d0:g:cGMAAOSwo9VbKimy

 

 

'Lovely looking bike'

 

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Stupid n Co, a subsidiary of Cavcraft Motor Group, relieving the terminally brainless of their money since 2009 LOL  

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Despite the rear looking like Lesley Ash after she ran face first into a brick wall, this could be a bargain for someone...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-XR4i-1984-For-spares-or-total-restoration/323309984095?hash=item4b46c6d95f:g:iqEAAOSwr-Ra7Maz

Floatylight Rank: Renault 16

Floatylight

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Actually a rusty MOT fail that is now exempt...

Ahhh, didn't get as far as checking the history...

 

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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"gumball

 

I guess they don't know that the entry fee for first timers to the Gumball 3000 is £60k per vehicle, £50k if you're a member already.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Early, basic, rusty

 

Ford Fiesta Mk3 1.0 Popular 1989, 28k - Spares or Repair

 

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"This is one of the earliest Fiesta Mk3s, and is a Popular, the very VERY base model ...

This really is basic motoring at its finest. There's nothing much to go wrong!"

 

Failed MOT recently on:

Emissions not tested (8.2.1.2 (d))
Nearside Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength Outer sill (5.3.6 (a) (i))
Offside Front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area strength or continuity significantly reduced (7.1.1 (a) (i))
Offside Rear Wheel bearing has excessive play (5.1.3 (a) (i))
Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a))

 

£99.00
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Mk3-1-0-Popular-1989-28k-Spares-or-Repair/302778458464?hash=item467f00a160:g:I6sAAOSwcfdbKrR5

 

 

 

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