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Those wheels look spot on, on that BX. What are they off?

they're Pug wheels

 

Are the Berlingo/Partner wheels?

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perfect drift car lol needs a bigger enigne but good project or drifter

 

What you mean is, ‘perfect for wannabe drift king with absolutley no money or knowledge of drifting’

 

Whats a:

 

Mint lol

 

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Amazingly this cretin actually does sound quite well educated compared to the usual heroin infused, inbred yahoo that normally crawls out of the sea to take residence in Bognor Regis. I blame the local 'women' breeding with the visitors to the annual Clown Convention which has given rise to a race of sub-humans with no apparent skill other than clumsily fighting each other outside 'Sheiks' nightclub at 3am, four nights a week.

 

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http://www.free-events.co.uk/clowns/clowns.html

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see, I'd have thought there wasn't too much breeding as you supposedly bugger Bognor! :roll:

Posted
Those wheels look spot on, on that BX. What are they off?

they're Pug wheels

 

Are the Berlingo/Partner wheels?

 

I think so. May well have just given me some ideas for my estate...

Posted
Those wheels look spot on, on that BX. What are they off?

they're Pug wheels

 

Are the Berlingo/Partner wheels?

 

Yes.

 

:wink:

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Dance Panda, Dance

 

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this has completed only 48868 miles in its 21 years

 

a small rust stripe on the drivers door

 

Price: £850

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I dont know much about this car, but I do know that its not road worthy

 

99p start

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It's just tipping into the early 1990s, you've recently passed your driving test and you're going to take your mates to the nightclub in the next town because the girls there "will do anything after a few gulps of Mad Dog 20-20"

 

Do you take your mum's

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Or does Dave bring his mum's

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You know the Fiesta is cooler, but if Dave thinks he can get his end away you'll be in the carpark at 1am, no Fiesta in sight and an 8 mile walk home.

 

Paul's mum has this

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And you know he's got more chance of walking on Jupiter than getting laid tonight. Decision made - we're going in the Golf!

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Probably a bit salty at £3k as an unfinished project but it does look rather nice ... apart from the belts and flat tyre.

 

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Wolf in Sheeps clothing

 

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1275, NEW COIL POINTS, CARB UPGRADE, RACING EXHAUST

I'm not sure that 0-60 in 13.5 seconds is really a wolf in sheep's clothing? More liks a slightly cross sheep, in sheep's clothing.

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These Escorts are being traded on the worldwide commodities market like fine wine. They're never actually used as intended, just traded for huge sums of money.

 

Even this 4 door one, which is like a smashed bottle of average wine is £850

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Make way for Noddy!

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In this story, Noddy tries to fix a troublesome earthing point while Big Ears gets to grips with a rusty subframe.

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What you want, to fulfil a childhood dream

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This is how much Austin Clifton Heavy 12/4 you can afford

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Posted

Is a Horsey Horseless too fast? What you want is a 1901 Oldsmobile

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Sadly this isn't one, this one is a newer replica

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Words fail me. Someone's gone to a lot of trouble to build this electric car for kids

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And maybe it's good fun to drive

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But this is once his mates have seen him in it

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Here's a Land Rover 109 in its natural habitat.

 

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I don't think much of his photo skills, got any other pictures, mate?

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Yeah, that's great, thanks very much :roll:

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Dance Panda, Dance

 

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this has completed only 48868 miles in its 21 years

 

a small rust stripe on the drivers door

 

Price: £850

 

The Dance was made with the 903cc pushrod engine and is not a 999cc FIRE. Still a great engine mind.

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