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Ross_K

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hello, Emma's Afternoon (ROGUE BASTARD APOSTROPHE) Delights, how may I help?

 

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ALRITE LUV OW MUTCH 2 PUTTED MY SOSAGE IN YR OVEN?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ldv-campervan/292497085939?hash=item441a2f55f3:g:nvAAAOSwGltas3k7

 

1,297.1/10 for the side of the bench, which appears to be a 1980's council estate kitchen larder door, c/w bolt still attached.

 

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Ps, oven not included.

0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

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lol.........I think it is Fucked....

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-X-Type-2-5-V6-Sport-AWD-2002-Model/123032541117?hash=item1ca54f97bd:g:cD4AAOSwf1xamupf

 

 

 

The car starts with no issues and runs well, has a fully working All Wheel Drive system, clean interior and working electronics

 

Sounds Alright.....fully working AWD...Go on, tell me more...

 

 

3 coil springs snapped, rear drop links worn, small exhaust leak, engine underperforming after 50mph, small fuel tank leak, rusted floor and sills, and engine management light on due to exhaust sensor.

 

 

As Junkman say's.......It's Fucked.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Shove your Van Goghs, Rembrandts and Monets up your arse, this is the kind of art I want to look at

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-gt750-uk-bike-will-post-more-pics-tomorrow-when-i-get-her-out-of-garage/152957560609?hash=item239cfb2721:g:vfMAAOSwNOJatp~Y

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Rusty wings and leaking oil. 

Z3's don't really have front wings, just a small bolt on panel between the door and arch. Everything else is bonnet or bumper. Rear wings are bolt on.

My 2.8 manual has been a good thing for the 6 years I've had it.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That looks to have a badly touched in scrape along 2 doors, if so that's a good grand off the asking price, and the front left wing is rotten, FFS typical trader trying to pass off a rotten car as mint

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Would sir like fanny batter with his chips?

 

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..and how many sugars in your anti-freeze?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-RENAULT-MASTER-T35-2-5-DIESEL-BURGER-CATERING-VAN-PROJECT/222895989317?hash=item33e5a2e245:g:mh4AAOSwV2NatYVR

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-404-Pickup-Barn-Find/302681647031?hash=item46793b67b7:g:mIMAAOSwAQBath-B

 

'I was going to put L200 running gear on it'

 

Put a Nissan engine it M8, it already looks like an 8 month old Navarra.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I know sod all at all about Bugattis, but I'd put my life savings (five broken Fords and 47p) that they never turned out anything as utterly dog turd awful as this

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUGATTI-TYPE-55-SPORT-ROADSTER-Custom-built-Body-Aluminium-Stainless-Steel/273125926742?hash=item3f9792e756:g:iHMAAOSwLlVal-eB

 

£23,000 plus shipping for something your grand kids could build out of a fucking bucket and spade and a hedge find three piece suite.

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