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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Somebody with a minus feedback rating has bid the Bitter to £20k to find the reserve! Hmm....

Mm, and £20k is still reserve not met. Er, that’s a no then.

 

Anyway, if we’re talking posh Opels then Sutty’s Rekord CD 2.2i is very nearly as nice.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Look at the friggin state of this man

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-54-KIA-SORENTO-2-5-CRDI-XS-WINCH-BUMPER-SNORKEL-LIFT-KIT-4X4-4WD/401498056284

 

£10 says that snorkel is self-tappered onto the wing and not actually connnected to the enigne in any way. There is absolutely no way in the world that one of these would survive a bonnet-level dunking for one second.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Are you a mid 20's asian lad running a moderately successful business unlocking smartphones? Heres the car you need:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGEN-WAGON-230GE-G55-G63-STYLING-WHITE-WIDE-BODY-KIT/192445129773

 

When you turn those headlights on, the road ahead is flooded in a huge 200w beam of pure blackness, causing rabbits to literally continue frolicking gaily about

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That 12 is HOT!!! I have even googled Aussie Dollars to pounds and shipping to UK. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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For some inexplicable reason, the front of this car reminds me of Kenneth Williams' nose

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-POP-103e-STREET-ROD-CUSTOM-HOT-ROD-COUPE-SIT-UP-BEG-ONE-OFF/332566762758?hash=item4d6e861506:g:JbsAAOSwwI1akfF0

 

(The seats look like two people wearing sunglasses and burqas)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Every bit as God awful as you'd expect

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-campervan-custom-wrap-one-of-a-kind-camper-day-van/253448938609?hash=item3b02bbe471:g:0zYAAOSw7vVakZgD

 

'Lots of love and time has went into her'

 

​Like the gopping neon VW sign that looks like it was made by a pissed up 4 year old from Hobbycraft's bargain bin? 

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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re: the mk6 escort

 

 

 

but have not inspected the underneath

 

Ah.

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Riva-Classic-Car/122939410567?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49925%26meid%3Da0893b40e8c5452f8d6edde0e1f2830c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222853144703%26itm%3D122939410567&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

Kind of think this should be in the "Bargains" thread actually....

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