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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I honestly physically shudder when I see those Escort vans, I swear they actually smell of hate and desperation inside.

 

 

 

I think this could actually be THE fittest car on eBay at the moment...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-Vauxhall ... 3ccf84583a

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out Captain Original here

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Mk1-Caddy- ... 2a2a14e190

 

'Here we have my ratty caddy up for sale that gets lots of positive attention'

 

Here we have some negative attention: It's a big bag of banjaxed badgers bollocks. I'd sooner soak my spuds in a shower of seahorse shit whilst self harming with a rusty fucking potato peeler than be seen in that utter, UTTER crock of wank.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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KAJOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-rare-classi ... 2ec6c5593a

 

Pensioner style body 'repairs' aside, that's pretty funky. Obv. you'd have to lock it up out of sight somewhere as you could open these with a bit of Blu-Tak and start them with a slice of bacon. In fact I think they made No. 1 in the 'most stolen car' in Britain category at one time. Possibly not the 1.3 Spazmatron model though.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Prelude. If it was good enough for LJKS..... 8)

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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15k miler ex-pensioner Metro 1.1C

 

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I had the dubious privilege of driving one of these for about 6 months and I remember it was a desperately poverty spec car, even for the early 90s. They even went as far as using a folded steel bumper bar on the back a la Metro City in place of the full width moulded bumper the S & GS models got. :x

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Appealing Lada.

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By 1987 this still has the carb engine I suppose, injection only came later?

 

You'd need to give injections to get any females in it :shock:

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meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

meshking

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My name is Mud

Not to be confused with Bill

Or Jack or Pete or Dennis

My name is mud and it's always been

'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C365503#

 

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is as it left the factory ie it has no radio, aerial, cigarette lighter, intermittent wipe nor rev counter and no aftermarket accessories have been added.

 

ooh, lovely!

 

However, it does have a rear wash/wipe and rear seat belts.

 

:(

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This looks grim

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-TRIUMPH-TR7-2LITRE-4-SPEED-FOR-RESTORATION-/170999628165?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d05f4185

 

This 540i looks like a nice easy repair for £300.

 

Get one of these from the scrappy

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Knock that out with you head

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Replace this

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Replace drivers seat as it's shit straight through after bonnet popped at 70mph and you're ready to go.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-540i-auto-mot-tax-for-spares-or-repair-see-pics/1011372401#gallery-item-full-7

monzaE Rank: Austin Maxi

monzaE

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Actual ad (translation)

ok where do i start ,(Jesus H.C. on a chopper) some of you may have seen this car advertised last year as a barn find ,(some of you will know what a knob I've been) well i bought it with the intention of doing a full restoration ,(4 pints of Stella goggles) now due to unforseen circumstances (I sobered up) i now have to sell , when i got the car i was pleasantly surprised (my wife stuck a cucumber up my arse as a punishment)

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C357923

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Got a neighbour who's proud of his new Skoda?

 

Got too many women who want to sleep with you?

 

Are you just plain bored with setting out on a journey and getting there?

 

This could be the answer to your problems!

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Dear Mr Wuvvum. Why haven't you bought this yet? It's even a 2.3 dizzler!

Because I never buy anything from an ad which doesn't have a price in it. To me that's an indication that the seller's hoping someone offers him daft money for it, so if I were to phone him and offer £400 I'd probably get sworn at.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Got a neighbour who's proud of his new Skoda?

 

Got too many women who want to sleep with you?

 

Are you just plain bored with setting out on a journey and getting there?

 

This could be the answer to your problems!

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Actually, at £400 with a full test that's bloody good value.

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