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LessThanEqual Rank: BL Wedge

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WAT.

Bloody hell, beat me to it. Best thing is the owner glossed over the radiator hoses. What a heap.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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ezactly. Someone gone a bit OTT with the silicone pipes.

 

Not even that classy. Looks like they got a can of blue spray paint and went to town.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If I'm reading the advert right, this is a 3-litre V6-engined 306.  Should be a bit of an animal if you can fix the clutch.

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Mk1 1.3! €6000 'close to concours'

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1349289110.htm?ca=17_s

 

 

If it is as good as he says, and if you could get it for about £5k its about 12 miles from Calais. Import, drive and flip in March for £8-9k?? 'old out yer 'and...

 

I assume these came with the sportier* 1.3, the 70bhp rather than 55ish?

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Take you a while to get anywhere mind in a diesel SG2...

 

This is true, maybe I should have said earn less than a deliveroo rider...

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

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'53 plate VW Passat 2.3 V5 wagon...

 

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Exceptionally clean and tidy car, you wont find one in this condition First to see will buy Service and repair history NO MOT Great condition leather seats (heated) Adjustable arm rest Cruise control Automatic with sports shift Chrome trim Built in child seats Split fold rear seats Carpet and chrome boot area Roof rails Great paint Radio and tape deck 5+ owners

 

Aye, it looks fine in black, although £2,200 is a little steep for one of those WAIT WHAT?!?

 

 

 

NO MOT

 

Oh, so it's just run out then and it's a pretty clean car? I guess that's what you are supposed to think, but the seller is clearly unaware of the MOT History checker site...

 

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Yeah, you can begin fucking off now and maybe in 2125 you'll have fucked off enough to make up for demanding over two bags of sand for a MOT-free hunk of metal that needs £hundreds pumping into it before it can even be described as road legal, let alone safe and mechanically sound...

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Insane.

 

The tat thread isn't on its normal form is it? It's as though an important public holiday is coming up or something.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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All's not well with the engine on that pissrat, needs to be in the 'bargains' thread really

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Want to really piss your neighbours off?  Here are 7 fucked Citroën C3s for £300.

 

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Just shown Mrs BMH this and she went Ohhhhhh, thank fuck we haven't got the space, one that leaks oil on the drive is enough !

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Surely this has to be the ultimate WBOD?

 

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Surely needs to be in the Y tho thread.

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